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Florida Man Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date: Deputies
NBC Miami ^ | Tuesday, Jun 18, 2013

Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Shaun Paul Williams, 34, was found by deputies as he was walking on the side of the roadway nude and disoriented, the sheriff

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Gardening; Local News; Weird Stuff
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It doesn't say whether or not he plans on a second date.
1 posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.


2 posted on 06/18/2013 1:18:47 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: nickcarraway

Still: cheaper and less painful than a divorce....


3 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:00 PM PDT by Yossarian ("All the charm of Nixon. All the competency of Carter." - SF Chronicle comment post on Obama)
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well he got screwed on a first date, he should be thankful


4 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:13 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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I’m the county to the north next to Flagler county and that county has tuned into a cess pit of yankee liberals, non speakers moving there, infact I have to go there tomorrow , a place called palm coast and hate going there .


5 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:56 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like “Tree” laid the wood to him.


6 posted on 06/18/2013 1:20:10 PM PDT by LongWayHome
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I’d say he was dumber than (a) Tree.


7 posted on 06/18/2013 1:20:13 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise

Damn Tree hugger!


8 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:20 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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First clue was meeting at a convenience store.

I mean the high class online dates go for wendys or something classy.


9 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:30 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

He went out on a limb to date her.


10 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:42 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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“Williams told deputies he stepped out of the car to urinate, and then was hit in the face twice, with a metal object.”

Well, if it had been my sister, I would have perhaps done a similar thing to the jerk. (Punched him anyways). Take his wallet and clothes too - but then look at his DL and leave the stuff at his front door.

Probably wouldn’t need to leave a note saying “Don’t try to date my sister again.”


11 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:58 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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“Officer, a Tree fell on me!”


12 posted on 06/18/2013 1:23:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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He went out on a limb to date her.

She wouldn't leave him alone.

13 posted on 06/18/2013 1:26:39 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: nickcarraway

Moral of this story:

Never look for love in a 7-11.


14 posted on 06/18/2013 1:27:16 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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Judging from the various mugshots of Mr. Shaun Paul Williams, he is a frequent flyer with the police. Now we learn he is also unlucky in love.

http://i.imgur.com/hEPeWe3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/21wglo4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZUIDEHH.jpg


15 posted on 06/18/2013 1:27:27 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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So he’s got her phone number and unless they met at the only convenience store in North America without cameras we’ll soon get to see the mug shots of “Tree,” “Shrub” and “Hedge.”


16 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:30 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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“Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date”

Hate when that happens.


17 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:48 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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In Vegas you gotta pay extra for the kinky stuff.

Well that’s what I heard...


18 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:58 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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And why was he dating a woman named “Tree” in the first place?


19 posted on 06/18/2013 1:29:31 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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What kind of tree is she? Probably like a Cedar-—that is ‘see da’ man and rob him and ‘leave’ him bare like the branches in January.


20 posted on 06/18/2013 1:30:35 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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