".....and now...."
"The Larch"
Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Shaun Paul Williams, 34, was found by deputies as he was walking on the side of the roadway nude and disoriented, the sheriff
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“If oo was a twee, what kind of twee would oo be?” Baba Waawaa.
Prune that Tree!
Shaun: Hey baby. You give me some serious wood.
Tree: Well, OK
(Lights go out as Shaun falls....)
Man, I used to hate that when it happened.........
LOL. I will never forget that episode. After saying ‘eight bucks’ and then ‘goodbye George’ as she slams the door, George yells “will I see you again?”
To: Lazamataz
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No comment from Laz. Not till the bruising and swelling goes down.
Bush’s fault!
That sounds like one hell of a successful date!
Well, after viewing the mugshots, that guy is dripping dumb.
“First clue was meeting at a convenience store.”
Second clue was that the chick’s name was “Tree”.
Barbara WaaWaa is that you?
Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.
Looking at a picture of the victim it is obvious that he could be found on any given day nude and disoriented by the side of the road. All without his climbing a “Tree.”
I think that I shall never see
A person lovely as my Tree.
A Tree whose thirsty mouth is up
Against a giant Slurpee cup;
A Tree that sees a big bear claw
And slips it down inside her bra;
A Tree that says to meet her where
Two men and we a ride can share;
Into whose car I get right in,
And that is when the games begin.
Such dates are made by fools like me,
But none so odd as that with Tree.
They met on treeHarmony.com.
".....and now...."
"The Larch"
Laz would fell it.
When I was dating women named "Tree", I usually relaxed my standards.
Meets girl in convenience store and offers her a ride home.
On the way, gets frisky and strips down to get his freak on with the unwilling victim
Girl bashes him with metal object, leaves him for dead.
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