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Florida Man Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date: Deputies
NBC Miami ^ | Tuesday, Jun 18, 2013

Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: driftdiver

“First clue was meeting at a convenience store.”

Second clue was that the chick’s name was “Tree”.


51 posted on 06/18/2013 2:22:30 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: tflabo

Barbara WaaWaa is that you?


52 posted on 06/18/2013 2:22:58 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: nickcarraway

Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.


53 posted on 06/18/2013 2:28:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: nickcarraway

Looking at a picture of the victim it is obvious that he could be found on any given day nude and disoriented by the side of the road. All without his climbing a “Tree.”


54 posted on 06/18/2013 2:37:29 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
TREE
By Shaun Paul Williams

I think that I shall never see
A person lovely as my Tree.

A Tree whose thirsty mouth is up
Against a giant Slurpee cup;

A Tree that sees a big bear claw
And slips it down inside her bra;

A Tree that says to meet her where
Two men and we a ride can share;

Into whose car I get right in,
And that is when the games begin.

Such dates are made by fools like me,
But none so odd as that with Tree.

55 posted on 06/18/2013 2:38:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Billthedrill
Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.

They met on treeHarmony.com.

56 posted on 06/18/2013 2:40:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Picking nuts from a date tree.)
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To: tflabo
What kind of tree is she?

".....and now...."

"The Larch"

57 posted on 06/18/2013 2:43:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lurker; Lazamataz

Laz would fell it.


58 posted on 06/18/2013 2:45:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (TIM-BERRRRR!!!!!!!!)
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To: skeeter
I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.

When I was dating women named "Tree", I usually relaxed my standards.

59 posted on 06/18/2013 2:46:45 PM PDT by BfloGuy (The Eurozone policy might best be described as "Laurel and Hardy Carry a Piano Upstairs.")
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To: driftdiver

Meets girl in convenience store and offers her a ride home.
On the way, gets frisky and strips down to get his freak on with the unwilling victim
Girl bashes him with metal object, leaves him for dead.


60 posted on 06/18/2013 2:50:09 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: nickcarraway
Surveillance photo of the suspect:

"Funny, she didn't look Entish." --Shaun Paul Williams

61 posted on 06/18/2013 2:55:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Funny, she didn't look Entish." --Shaun Paul Williams)
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To: RckyRaCoCo

I suspect he was barking up the wrong tree.


62 posted on 06/18/2013 3:32:25 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Restore us, O God of hosts; let your face shine, that we may be saved! -Ps80)
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To: Charles Henrickson; nickcarraway; martin_fierro

“I went out with a ‘10’, but woke up to a Tree...”


63 posted on 06/18/2013 3:38:50 PM PDT by mikrofon (Briefl-, zzzzzzz)
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To: nickcarraway

We’ve all had first dates that left us feeling in a similar fashion:

Robbed - check, if it was a really nice restaurant

Nude - sometimes......hopefully

Beaten - well, if that is your gig; who am I to judge?!?


64 posted on 06/18/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT by RobertClark (My shrink just killed himself - he blamed me in his note!)
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To: nickcarraway

"Beaten, robbed and nude is no way to go through life, son."
65 posted on 06/18/2013 4:00:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: driftdiver
I mean the high class online dates go for wendys or something classy.

In the southeast it's Waffle House. One so inclined could pick up about anything between 2 a.m. and daylight.

66 posted on 06/18/2013 4:19:04 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: dfwgator

I thought it was “Lark”


67 posted on 06/18/2013 5:22:44 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (Inbred, pedophile-worshipping, misogynists (mozlums) offend me.)
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To: nickcarraway

You’re right, this relationship is not off to a good start. Maybe “Tree” (which name, BTW, should have given him pause) got torqued off because he left the toilet seat up?


68 posted on 06/18/2013 5:47:06 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lurker

At least let me get out of the hospital first, huh?


69 posted on 06/18/2013 5:52:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: nickcarraway
"What happened?"

"I was so drunk, I don't remember!"

70 posted on 06/18/2013 5:57:47 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: nickcarraway

Man, wish I had a buck for every time that’s happened to me.


71 posted on 06/18/2013 7:12:22 PM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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