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Shortest Vanity Post Of All-Time

Posted on 06/20/2013 8:41:49 PM PDT by SamAdams76

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1 posted on 06/20/2013 8:41:49 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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2 posted on 06/20/2013 8:42:38 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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3 posted on 06/20/2013 8:43:24 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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Potato


4 posted on 06/20/2013 8:43:39 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: SamAdams76

Adam had ‘em.


5 posted on 06/20/2013 8:44:22 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SamAdams76

i see your point


6 posted on 06/20/2013 8:44:23 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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Shortest Labor Secretary of all time.

7 posted on 06/20/2013 8:44:29 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Global warming glitch.


8 posted on 06/20/2013 8:44:54 PM PDT by Mark (Obama is more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar)
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9 posted on 06/20/2013 8:45:47 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (A bad hair day is not a mental issue, or is it?)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Shortest Labor Secretary of all time.


He’s a short little -rick.


10 posted on 06/20/2013 8:46:09 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: Mark

Inconvienced electron glitch


11 posted on 06/20/2013 8:46:35 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt (“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.” - Ronald Reagan)
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Ok, you were a little long winded — lol....


12 posted on 06/20/2013 8:46:50 PM PDT by sand88
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13 posted on 06/20/2013 8:47:27 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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14 posted on 06/20/2013 8:47:53 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
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42...

And thanks for all the fish...

MIAMI WINS...bwahahahahahaha


15 posted on 06/20/2013 8:49:19 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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nanites


16 posted on 06/20/2013 8:50:24 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.)
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Shortest meets tallest:


17 posted on 06/20/2013 8:50:30 PM PDT by No One Special
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Bored?


18 posted on 06/20/2013 8:50:34 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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It doesn’t count if you have to tell people about it.


19 posted on 06/20/2013 8:51:22 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ -- http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: ClearCase_guy

That is short!


20 posted on 06/20/2013 8:52:47 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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"Shortest Labor Secretary of all time"
Is he standing next to a computer monitor or is that a big screen? Either way...
21 posted on 06/20/2013 8:53:35 PM PDT by j_guru
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22 posted on 06/20/2013 8:55:00 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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tl;dr


23 posted on 06/20/2013 8:55:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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Bloomberg is not only short, but he is this short:


24 posted on 06/20/2013 8:56:52 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - Shall not be questioned)
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♫ Ommpa Loompa didledy doo...Sam's got a short vanity for you.. ♪


25 posted on 06/20/2013 8:57:12 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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26 posted on 06/20/2013 8:59:46 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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27 posted on 06/20/2013 9:01:17 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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28 posted on 06/20/2013 9:03:58 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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Society broad: “I bet someone a hundred dollars I could get you to say more than two words!”
Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”


29 posted on 06/20/2013 9:06:17 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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Kenny Price - The Shortest Song In The World
30 posted on 06/20/2013 9:07:00 PM PDT by re_nortex
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31 posted on 06/20/2013 9:07:06 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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32 posted on 06/20/2013 9:07:19 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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33 posted on 06/20/2013 9:07:49 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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34 posted on 06/20/2013 9:09:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Revolting cat!
Shorty Long has a cousin you know...
Fatboy Slim.
35 posted on 06/20/2013 9:10:53 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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36 posted on 06/20/2013 9:12:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Ha


37 posted on 06/20/2013 9:14:59 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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I don’t caret all.


38 posted on 06/20/2013 9:18:32 PM PDT by informavoracious (We're being "punished" with Stanley Ann's baby. Obamacare: shovel-ready healthcare.)
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39 posted on 06/20/2013 9:19:07 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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May be but I still know who the “Worlds Tallest Midget” is.

TT


40 posted on 06/20/2013 9:34:36 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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To: mylife
Shorty Long's twin brother... Shorty Long.


41 posted on 06/20/2013 9:38:16 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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hired
tired
fired


42 posted on 06/20/2013 9:49:25 PM PDT by timestax
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43 posted on 06/20/2013 10:06:46 PM PDT by Girlene
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44 posted on 06/20/2013 10:11:32 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (McCain and "The Flake" have got to go.)
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To: smoothsailing

That is hilarious! Thank you!


45 posted on 06/20/2013 10:11:54 PM PDT by expat1000
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46 posted on 06/20/2013 10:16:33 PM PDT by TightyRighty (I enjoy well-mannered frivolity.)
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Shortest poem of all time:

Me.
Wheeee...!

- Muhammed Ali


47 posted on 06/20/2013 10:21:00 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Back in the day, two friends and I used to spend the night at one another's house, and make prank calls at 4 in the morning. We looked in the phone book and found a lady named Mrs Long Short. Perfect target.......so we thought.

We called and were surprised that she answered the phone immediately, and was already awake. We began asking silly questions, and within a few minutes the lady was so nice that we realized she was a lonely widow and was enjoying the conversation.

Over a period of months, we called her on occasion, just to chat - always at 4 in the morning. She never asked who we were, and never failed to engage us in interesting conversation. And that is the long and short of it.

Hadn't thought about that in years. (And we never prank called people again)

48 posted on 06/20/2013 10:26:36 PM PDT by TnGOP (Petey the dog is my foreign policy adviser. He's really quite good!)
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49 posted on 06/20/2013 10:30:39 PM PDT by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, FReeper Extraordinaire Doctor Raoul...)
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Shortest Short shorts

50 posted on 06/20/2013 10:38:00 PM PDT by woofie
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