I’m calling governor Perry right away!
The wetlands! They’ll be gone, and your children will never see the herons and egrets and the three-nutted booger!
Greedy hotel builders! They don’t care about the BIRDS!!!!! They’ll have no place to nest!!!! They’ll all DIE!!
[lather, rinse, repeat, over and over, for the rest of the call]
Definitely caller of the day, and I missed some of it.
Hopefully it’ll earn a place on the afternoon show.