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Red Panda missing at National Zoo
Washington Post ^ | June 24, 2013

Posted on 06/24/2013 9:16:13 AM PDT by SMGFan

A male red panda has turned up missing at the Smithsonian National Zoo, a spokeswoman said Monday, and zoo officials have been combing the grounds searching for him.

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TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: panda
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1 posted on 06/24/2013 9:16:13 AM PDT by SMGFan
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“She said he might have escaped and is sick or has died somewhere on the grounds. There is also the possibility that he was stolen. “We have to think of everything,” she said.”


2 posted on 06/24/2013 9:17:21 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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ummm.... OK, who had it last?


3 posted on 06/24/2013 9:17:34 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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I thought he took his family on a vacation to Africa.

Oh. wait. Different Red Panda.

4 posted on 06/24/2013 9:17:55 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Mr Get-in-Me-Belly coyote says he gots no clue what happened


5 posted on 06/24/2013 9:17:56 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: SMGFan

I have an alibi.


6 posted on 06/24/2013 9:18:11 AM PDT by GSWarrior (When someone points at the moon, don't stare at his finger.)
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To: SMGFan

It’s going to be easy for the panda to blend in because there are a bunch of Reds in DC.


7 posted on 06/24/2013 9:18:48 AM PDT by NotYourAverageDhimmi
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To: SMGFan

Blame sequestration.
Again


8 posted on 06/24/2013 9:22:11 AM PDT by llevrok (We are in a new Cold War. At home.)
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Hong Kong?
Cuba?
Ecuador?


9 posted on 06/24/2013 9:23:19 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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"The red panda is a small arboreal mammal native to the eastern Himalayas and southwestern China[2] and related to raccoons, skunks and weasels. "

A typical red, lying about what they really are not even a real panda. related to skunk & weasel.

10 posted on 06/24/2013 9:23:55 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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11 posted on 06/24/2013 9:24:10 AM PDT by reegs
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I don’t know nothing about no missing red panda... Now, does anybody have a good red panda recipe?


12 posted on 06/24/2013 9:25:09 AM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: Texas Eagle

Yeah, I was gonna say check the families new trip abroad. One of the girls might be dragging the panda along for the ride.


13 posted on 06/24/2013 9:25:23 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: SMGFan

Have they checked the Chinese Embassy ??? (evil grin)


14 posted on 06/24/2013 9:26:14 AM PDT by Salgak (http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
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The panda’s name is Snowden.


15 posted on 06/24/2013 9:27:27 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just wanted to say I hope you great NSA folks are enjoying my posts here.)
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A male red panda has turned up missing at the Smithsonian National Zoo...

If it turned up, how could it be missing?

16 posted on 06/24/2013 9:27:31 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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edward sniowden stole him


17 posted on 06/24/2013 9:29:01 AM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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LOL ;)

My thoughts, too!

18 posted on 06/24/2013 9:29:20 AM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
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Snowden is missing.

Red Panda is missing.

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Connect the dots, people!

This could be hugh and series!

==


19 posted on 06/24/2013 9:30:50 AM PDT by TomGuy (.)
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News for low information voters. .... “Squirrel!”

THAT is PERFECT!


20 posted on 06/24/2013 9:32:06 AM PDT by freeagle
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