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Woman's breast implant explodes after lying on her stomach for four hours playing game on her iPhone
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Posted on 06/25/2013 8:40:29 AM PDT by traumer

A Chinese woman's breast implant ruptured after lying on her stomach for four hours playing a game on her phone.

According to Chinese news reports, the woman from Beijing had been playing the game in bed when she felt a pain in her chest.

She was taken to hospital and SZNews reports that a doctor said the low quality of the implant, combined with the pressure of lying on it for an extended period of time, had caused the rupture.

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1 posted on 06/25/2013 8:40:29 AM PDT by traumer
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To: traumer

Exploded, ruptured, what difference does it make now?


2 posted on 06/25/2013 8:41:54 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: traumer

chinese women use breast implants?


3 posted on 06/25/2013 8:42:22 AM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: traumer

Busted....


4 posted on 06/25/2013 8:43:05 AM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Mastador1

Did not happen when Dow Corning was still making these things in Midland, Michigan U.S.A.

Union gig, obviously. International Brotherhood of Boob Workers, Local 1457.


5 posted on 06/25/2013 8:43:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: traumer

There’s an app for that.


6 posted on 06/25/2013 8:46:50 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: traumer

Blow’d Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4VEGiIQmk


7 posted on 06/25/2013 8:49:12 AM PDT by abb
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To: traumer
a doctor said the low quality of the implant...

Probably made in China.

8 posted on 06/25/2013 8:49:18 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: traumer

How long before someone comes along to say, “You know the rules. This is a story about a woman’s body parts.”

Then, how long before ppl start typing search keywords, “exploding breast?” :-)


9 posted on 06/25/2013 8:49:47 AM PDT by Nita Nupress
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To: traumer

Warning: breast implants are not to be played with!


10 posted on 06/25/2013 8:51:46 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: traumer

that’s what you get for tat.


11 posted on 06/25/2013 8:51:49 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
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To: traumer

she should sue the boob who did this job


12 posted on 06/25/2013 8:53:11 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: traumer

These implants are getting better and better... or worse, depending on your point of view. According to the article this one, not content to rest on the woman’s chest in mimicry of a mammary gland, took to lying on the woman’s stomach and playing with her iPhone (presumably, while the woman was sleeping or otherwise distracted.

And then it exploded. So, I dunno.


13 posted on 06/25/2013 8:55:41 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (It's been over 90 days; time to start on 2014. Carpe GOP!)
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To: traumer

How big was the explosion?


14 posted on 06/25/2013 8:57:32 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: traumer
after lying on her stomach for four hours

So I guess part of the after-surgery-instructions is, "Always sleep on your back"?

15 posted on 06/25/2013 8:59:39 AM PDT by grobdriver
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To: bmwcyle
How big was the explosion?

Titanic.

16 posted on 06/25/2013 8:59:49 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: ExGeeEye

Well played.


17 posted on 06/25/2013 9:00:38 AM PDT by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with brute force, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: Mastador1

Made a hell of a noise...”BOOB!” ;)


18 posted on 06/25/2013 9:01:38 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: traumer
Her fortune cookie at lunch said “ Deflation is just around the corner”
19 posted on 06/25/2013 9:07:43 AM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: ExGeeEye
One of the comments at the source:

"Hey, wait a minute... how'd she get her iPhone battery to last for FOUR hours?!"

20 posted on 06/25/2013 9:08:31 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Exploding breast ping!


21 posted on 06/25/2013 9:14:49 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: traumer

Got it from a Chinese knock off manufacturer run by Russian national Dr Ivan Toryourtitsoff.


22 posted on 06/25/2013 9:20:27 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: traumer

nice booby trap


23 posted on 06/25/2013 9:26:40 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Nita Nupress

DHS is on it......


24 posted on 06/25/2013 9:34:33 AM PDT by traumer
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To: traumer

The headline says “explodes” and the article says “ruptures.”
Another case of headline hype and exaggeration, leading to disappointment with the article.


25 posted on 06/25/2013 9:44:27 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: traumer
Woman's breast implant explodes after lying on her stomach for four hours playing game on her iPhone

She should never have let the implant lay on her stomach and play games on her iPhone.

26 posted on 06/25/2013 9:49:52 AM PDT by twhitak
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To: traumer

Paging Dr. Bil Clinton...


27 posted on 06/25/2013 9:52:29 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: I want the USA back

The headline says “explodes” and the article says “ruptures.”
Another case of headline hype and exaggeration, leading to disappointment with the article.

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I’m sorry, but this has me laughing inappropriately.

And she’s sorry too that your prurient interests were unfulfilled.


28 posted on 06/25/2013 10:03:10 AM PDT by dmz
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To: schm0e

Our youngest daughter is adopted from China. She is 11 and has wanted boobs for the last 2 Christmas’s, so she could look like her mom and older sister (both DD’s).

Her big brother used to tell her that buying them is the ONLY way she’d have anything bigger then a fried egg...

Now she has them (bigger then the egg) and she HATES them...


29 posted on 06/25/2013 10:12:37 AM PDT by mom4melody
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To: Mastador1

That was a long time ago.


30 posted on 06/25/2013 10:15:48 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


31 posted on 06/25/2013 10:46:29 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: traumer

In this country she would be charged with possession of boob making materials.


32 posted on 06/25/2013 10:50:41 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Some things just get busted.


33 posted on 06/25/2013 11:28:45 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: traumer

I’d like to know why she let the implant lie on her stomach for four hours, playing a game on her phone.

We need legislation for implant control.

Or perhaps we should provide lessons in proper sentence structure for journalists.

No reflection on you, traumer.


34 posted on 06/25/2013 11:55:51 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lady Jag

That show was the most hideous piece of pro-queer propaganda, which is largely to blame for where we are on gay issues with the Under 30 crowd.

But boy, did that redhead have a lot of Lucille Ball in her!


35 posted on 06/25/2013 12:12:19 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: traumer; a fool in paradise
Directly to you from the scene of the crime!


36 posted on 06/25/2013 12:14:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: traumer; a fool in paradise
!


37 posted on 06/25/2013 12:16:22 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: traumer

Great story. Apparently women have to wear breast guards for paintball games now due to puncture risk.


38 posted on 06/25/2013 12:19:47 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Do they come with a warning sticker?


39 posted on 06/25/2013 12:22:04 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Revolting cat!

I’ll take the bombs.


40 posted on 06/25/2013 12:29:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: a fool in paradise

PAGING Kayla Kupcakes! Ms Kupcakes please pick up the pink courtesy telephone!


41 posted on 06/25/2013 12:29:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: traumer

Remember when the children in China were starving? Looks like they’ve really turned things around.


42 posted on 06/26/2013 1:24:43 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: mom4melody
Our youngest daughter is adopted from China. She is 11 and has wanted boobs for the last 2 Christmas’s, so she could look like her mom and older sister (both DD’s).

When you get right down to it, size isn't the consideration. Rather, it's whether the total package fits together nicely. With her genes, the answer is likely to be in the affirmative!

43 posted on 06/26/2013 1:35:15 AM PDT by cynwoody
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