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How to open a beer
Devour ^ | 2013 | no one would claim this

Posted on 06/25/2013 2:45:47 PM PDT by FlJoePa

Sorry if this has been posted before. Fun video.


TOPICS: Food; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: beer
I'm on tap here at the Frat House (as it's been described), and when I'm not, I prefer Yuengling cans poured into frozen pint glasses, because I firmly believe cans do a better job of preserving carbonation. Maybe it's just me.
1 posted on 06/25/2013 2:45:47 PM PDT by FlJoePa
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To: FlJoePa

I’ve found Schlage keys work really well to open bottles if there’s not a bottle opener handy.


2 posted on 06/25/2013 2:50:22 PM PDT by TheRhinelander
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To: FlJoePa

That was excellent,Thanks


3 posted on 06/25/2013 2:51:29 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: FlJoePa

One of the bits in there used part of a beer commercial, though the entire commercial is pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn5ZF08nduU


4 posted on 06/25/2013 2:51:49 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: TheRhinelander

all keys


5 posted on 06/25/2013 2:51:56 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: FlJoePa

Nice! More appropriate for a Friday posting, LOL


6 posted on 06/25/2013 2:54:23 PM PDT by Teacher317 (The public is being manipulated to fleece the taxpayer. That is the real industry in Washington.)
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To: FlJoePa

Posted at 4:45. Just couldn’t wait couldya?


7 posted on 06/25/2013 2:55:11 PM PDT by DManA
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To: FlJoePa

A Ruger .22 auto makes a great bottle open. Remove magazine and clear action. Hold by barrel and use mag latch at bottom of grip to pry off cap.


8 posted on 06/25/2013 2:58:54 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receilpt.)
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To: FlJoePa
How to open a bottle with a dollar bill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi8yNx5MDvE

9 posted on 06/25/2013 3:01:20 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: DManA

Yours is the funniest post of the week! I’ll have one for you tonight...


10 posted on 06/25/2013 3:02:50 PM PDT by Doctor 2Brains
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To: DManA
Wrong time zone DManA...btw - to rub it in even more - this is my local watering hole here in Jupiter:

It IS 5 O'clock Somewhere

11 posted on 06/25/2013 3:11:47 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: CrazyIvan

When I was on the framing crew in my teens, we just used the claws of our framing hammers. Lotsa leverage.


12 posted on 06/25/2013 3:12:40 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: FlJoePa

I prefer my beer out of a can. But maybe it’s just because I have become so used to drinking it that way.

Also, I NEVER pour my beer. It breaks the body of the carbonation.


13 posted on 06/25/2013 3:13:37 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: FlJoePa

I do have a practical suggestion. If you think your flop top beer has been shaken up (and in some crowds that’s certain), if you tap on the top before you open it it won’t spray all over you.

If that is an urban legend I don’t care, it’s MY urban legend.


14 posted on 06/25/2013 3:17:10 PM PDT by DManA
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To: DManA

Flop=flip.


15 posted on 06/25/2013 3:18:12 PM PDT by DManA
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To: TheRhinelander
I’ve found Schlage keys work really well to open bottles if there’s not a bottle opener handy.

I used to use the ashtray on the door of a '69 Lemans...would pop the cap right off. A few decades ago. 8>)

16 posted on 06/25/2013 3:20:03 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: FlJoePa

Thanks!


17 posted on 06/25/2013 3:20:45 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: CrazyIvan

You know I’ve got to try that tonight.


18 posted on 06/25/2013 3:24:00 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: eldoradude

I’ve seen people use disposable lights too but I’d never do that.


19 posted on 06/25/2013 3:27:14 PM PDT by TheRhinelander
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To: CrazyIvan

It works!


20 posted on 06/25/2013 3:30:13 PM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: FlJoePa

Would you think of me as a bad person if I wanted to meat the blond?


21 posted on 06/25/2013 3:33:05 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: TheRhinelander
I did that a couple of times.

I've had a mini-leatherman in my pocket for years now with a bottle opener on it so fortunately haven't had to improvise for a long time.

22 posted on 06/25/2013 3:37:29 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: null and void

Not at all...Why wouldn’t you?


23 posted on 06/25/2013 3:38:39 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: null and void
Would you think of me as a bad person if I wanted to meat the blond?

Freudian slip?

24 posted on 06/25/2013 3:39:26 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: DManA
BTW - here's another Alan Jackson video from the local bar (where he seems to shoot all his videos now). Don't like the song - but it's a better representation of the bar (which he's a part owner now):

Long Way to Go

25 posted on 06/25/2013 3:39:48 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: eldoradude

I don’t think she was wearing a dress, let alone a slip.


26 posted on 06/25/2013 3:41:13 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: eldoradude

Any seatbelt. Only thing they are actually good for.


27 posted on 06/25/2013 3:43:41 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: elkfersupper

They have other uses. One enabled me to be in a position to regain control of the car when it regained contact with the ground.


28 posted on 06/25/2013 3:55:26 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: EandH Dad

Hey. Would I lie to you?


29 posted on 06/25/2013 4:32:52 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receilpt.)
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To: TheRhinelander

Countertops work really well too. Just do it at somebody else’s house.


30 posted on 06/25/2013 4:58:07 PM PDT by slouper (LWRC M6A2)
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To: FlJoePa
With one of my hand forged bottle openers.  photo IMG_3930_zps5b14e904.jpg  photo IMG_3935_zps66e8e63d.jpg  photo IMG_3694_zps763b13dc.jpg  photo 46e36adc-1d9a-4a8e-83c5-a17a955d63a1_zpsefb349d6.jpg  photo IMG_4817_zps82ae26c9.jpg
31 posted on 06/25/2013 7:01:35 PM PDT by Hotmetal
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To: Hotmetal

Want! You have a website?


32 posted on 06/25/2013 7:18:28 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: FlJoePa

Sorry I don’t have a website. I have just started making these since October when I got back from the sandbox (no job). I’m on a beer site and haven’t be able to keep up with orders, I’m at least a month behind on orders now.


33 posted on 06/25/2013 7:28:38 PM PDT by Hotmetal
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To: FlJoePa

bump


34 posted on 06/25/2013 7:30:10 PM PDT by GirlShortstop (Every person has a duty to seek and serve the truth. Abp Charles J. Chaput, OFMCap)
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To: Hotmetal

Good for you. Do what you do well, and success usually follows (as well as a form of happiness). Wish you nothing but the best. I think they’re awesome and will track one down at some point.


35 posted on 06/25/2013 7:34:24 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: FlJoePa

Thanks!


36 posted on 06/25/2013 7:36:28 PM PDT by Hotmetal
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To: Hotmetal

IIRC, the Israeli Galil had a bottle opener on it.


37 posted on 06/26/2013 8:33:32 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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