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The Ultimate Golf FAIL Compilation
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Posted on 07/06/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT by Twotone

Video, very funny although somewhat painful to watch.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Sports
KEYWORDS: fail; golf
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Something light for a Saturday afternoon.
1 posted on 07/06/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Twotone

The last time I golfed I only hit two good balls all day...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap.


2 posted on 07/06/2013 3:19:07 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: gorush

Ba-dum shhhhhh....


3 posted on 07/06/2013 3:20:39 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: gorush

I’ve never tried golfing, and after watching the video, have no intention of ever doing so!


4 posted on 07/06/2013 3:21:04 PM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: Twotone

For when you take your game a little more serious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDHaKtROZo


5 posted on 07/06/2013 3:22:00 PM PDT by NCDave (AKA, "That idiot over there")
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To: Twotone
Thanks....

Very old joke:

Q: Why did they name it "golf?"
A: Because all the other 4 letter words were taken.

6 posted on 07/06/2013 3:22:49 PM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: Twotone
LOL. thanks! just sent it to my golfing neighbor. :)

funny story...my father-in-law played golf for the first time ever prob 40 years ago. broke 100. Went out again.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it". Never played again. :)

7 posted on 07/06/2013 3:25:23 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: ken5050

Haha....I can honestly say that I’m one of the few golfers who has caught my own drive (twice)...

Once was a pop-up into a stiff breeze and the other was a ricochet off a nearby tree.

I have also hit the flagstick in two on a par five (nearly making the shot) and the ball came to rest 5 feet from the hole in two. I promptly 3 putted for par.

Gotta love the game :^)


8 posted on 07/06/2013 3:30:32 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Twotone

You’re lucky, it can be seductive and always expensive in both time and money. I used to play a lot but for the last 11 years I have mostly only golfed at free (for me) golf outings, usually twice a year. When you’re hitting them well there is no better place to be than on the golf course. (9 HCP at my peak)


9 posted on 07/06/2013 3:34:21 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Twotone

Ouch.

Golf is like a pretty lady who flirts with you, and might even let you touch her soft arm, then does a kung fu punch right in your throat.


10 posted on 07/06/2013 3:34:40 PM PDT by lurk
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To: Twotone

Gotta LOVE this game!


11 posted on 07/06/2013 3:36:09 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: Twotone

Robin Williams on Golf {LANGUAGE WARNING]:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4


12 posted on 07/06/2013 3:39:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it".

Since my occasional foursome doesn't play for money anymore - we have adopted some new rules to speed play and have a laugh. A throw of the ball is authorized in lieu of a shot except when onto the green.

If you skip the ball across one of the three ponds on our course...you get the distance of the shot but you don't heve to count the shot (meaning a well-skipped tee shot can put you in the fairway laying zero).

We have a few others but those are my favorites.
13 posted on 07/06/2013 3:49:53 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Twotone

We lived alongside a small course when I was younger. There was a guy trying to tee off one day. Couldn’t hit that ball. So we started ribbing him. He could sure throw those clubs a long way.


14 posted on 07/06/2013 3:52:18 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Bullish
"Gotta LOVE this game!"

NO


I


DON'T !!!!

15 posted on 07/06/2013 3:56:21 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Twotone

When I worked at a golf course during college, I saw a lady duff her tee shot off to the right ... directly into her kid’s head. It wasn’t pretty. He’s was out for quite some time and had to be taken to the hospital. I don’t think that lady ever picked up a club again.


16 posted on 07/06/2013 4:24:10 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Twotone

LOL/!!!!


17 posted on 07/06/2013 4:26:47 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Twotone

this vid made me utter “oh $hit,” at least a dozen times..


18 posted on 07/06/2013 5:31:23 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: DJlaysitup
LOL! I was playing with my dad once on a par five and was waiting for him to take his shot while I was on the green. He hit a tree branch, broke it, and it went into the hole.

He came running up: (Boop), where did it go?

Dad, you just got an eagle!

He still has the ball. I told him he needs to have it bronzed.

19 posted on 07/06/2013 5:50:33 PM PDT by boop ("You don't look so bad, here's another")
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To: Twotone

Tears in the eyes. I even recognized a couple of those maneuvers! :)


20 posted on 07/06/2013 5:59:44 PM PDT by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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