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Man Found in Septic Tank, Accused of Peeping Tom
Fox23.com ^ | 07/08/13 | Fox23.com

Posted on 07/08/2013 4:33:18 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX

He was rescued from the septic tank, hosed off by the Keystone Fire Department....

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: napl; peepingtom; septic
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I am not making this up. Anybody who thinks it's easy being a cop, should now realize what a crappy job it can be. ;-)
1 posted on 07/08/2013 4:33:18 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

No sh!t?


2 posted on 07/08/2013 4:34:28 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: workerbee

Oh, actually probably quite a bit... oh, yeah, I get it. ;-)


3 posted on 07/08/2013 4:36:06 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Pining_4_TX

“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

Laz?


4 posted on 07/08/2013 4:36:25 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: All

he can’t afford a mini digicam?


5 posted on 07/08/2013 4:37:45 PM PDT by VAFreedom (maybe i should take a nap before work)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Oh, he is in deep doo-doo now.


6 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:21 PM PDT by Freedom_Fighter_2001
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To: Pining_4_TX
At least there's some room in a septic tank.

Not to long ago, some feller was hiding in a portajohn tank to get his peeks in

7 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:44 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Pining_4_TX

This is not the first case I’ve heard of this. What do some people have for brains?


8 posted on 07/08/2013 4:39:49 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Pining_4_TX

When camping as kids, the restrooms were back to back men’s and ladies’ rooms with pit toilets.
We would go into the men’s side and call out into the commode, “Hey Lady do you mind! We’re trying to paint down here.”


9 posted on 07/08/2013 4:40:52 PM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Every time I read a story like this, I’m reminded that I had a great uncle who (in the 1920s) was so fat that he fell through the floor of an outhouse and died in the septic tank (true story).


10 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:04 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Telepathic Intruder

You’re kidding! Somebody else tried this? I can tell you what they have for brains (and they’re swimming in it), but what happened to their sense of smell? Yuck!


11 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:27 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: max americana

From the outhouse to the bighouse.


12 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:27 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Telepathic Intruder
What do some people have for brains?

The answer to that question can be found right there in that septic tank.

13 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:43 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: max americana

“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

How do you do that with a trap built into the toilet? And if you don’t have a trap it’s going to smell to high heaven.


14 posted on 07/08/2013 4:41:57 PM PDT by Idaho_Cowboy (Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

How sad!

Of course, it could not be true, though, because all the health nazis say that there were no fat people before the onset of fast food restaurants and “big food” pushing us to eat. And the health nazis are always right. Just ask them.


15 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:12 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Now, I’ve heard everything... unless there were a bunch of illegals packed in behind him.


16 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:39 PM PDT by floralamiss ("For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.")
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To: Pining_4_TX

Peeping Tom also owns the world’s record for holding his breath.


17 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:51 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Needs a ping...


18 posted on 07/08/2013 4:45:24 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Idaho_Cowboy

“How do you do that with a trap built into the toilet? And if you don’t have a trap it’s going to smell to high heaven.”

When you have to peep, you just do it.


19 posted on 07/08/2013 4:46:02 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: floralamiss; Kirkwood

Ha, ha, I knew I could count on Freepers for some amusing comments. :-)


20 posted on 07/08/2013 4:46:49 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Pining_4_TX

There was a similar widely-publicized incident back in the 90s at Montana de Oro state park near Morro Bay, CA. A peeper decided to hide in the filth under a public toilet. It’s hard to imagine what kind of impulse drives someone to that level of personal debasement.


21 posted on 07/08/2013 4:47:38 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Pining_4_TX

I thinks he’s full of crap...


22 posted on 07/08/2013 4:48:25 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Pining_4_TX

We built an outhouse over an abandoned well when I was a kid. You sure couldn’t hold breath until you heard the kerplunk on that hole, but certainly no Peepers.

As for this guy. Give me two dozen tacos and 6 pack and I could break this guy..


23 posted on 07/08/2013 4:49:28 PM PDT by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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To: Vendome

I certainly wouldn’t want to be in the same cell with him.


24 posted on 07/08/2013 4:49:30 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Idaho_Cowboy

You call yourself a cowboy and you don’t about the pits?


25 posted on 07/08/2013 4:51:05 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Bernard Marx

Yes, it is difficult to understand the depths of some people’s perversions. I wonder how long it will be before we hear about the rights of peeping toms? Oh wait, they can just say they are transgendered and walk into a ladies’ room in CA.


26 posted on 07/08/2013 4:51:19 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Idaho_Cowboy
This was at a park. I have a feeling the reporter doesn't know the difference between a pit toilet and a septic tank system.

The guy actually claimed his girlfriend hit him in the head and dumped him in the toilet. Needless to say, no wounds were found!

27 posted on 07/08/2013 4:51:50 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Pining_4_TX

Not sure what kind of toilet that was....or if it was a holding tank or a septic....

Not a plumber, but the only toilet that dumbs directly down into a tank can be only found in travel trailers, airplanes and busses.....it dumps into a holding tank and these things do not have man holes to crawl into...septic tanks do, but they are not located under the toilet as a general rule...certainly would be illegal in any jurisdiction I have worked in....lol, so are direct dumping johns unless it’s a portapotty....so my guess is.......that the guy was in a porta-potty......a not uncommon effort by some crazies..


28 posted on 07/08/2013 4:54:18 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Perhaps the charge should be pooping tom.


29 posted on 07/08/2013 4:58:43 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Cold Heat

I see this was in a park......Some parks have permanently installed porta potties that are serviced by a sucker truck on a weekly schedule...they are in all respects a outhouse. There is no toilet.....just a seat and a big hole or two or three.....lol


30 posted on 07/08/2013 4:58:50 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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To: Pining_4_TX

The local rescue squad had to cut a middle aged guy out of a port-a-potty near the community baseball field. He was stuck at his waist in the hole. He said he had dropped his wedding ring in the tank. That didn’t explain why he was wearing a tutu.


31 posted on 07/08/2013 4:59:16 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: Pining_4_TX

Well, the last time was about a decade ago I’m guessing, and this was some guy down in the hole of a woman’s outhouse. He had covered himself with plastic and was somehow getting his kicks from it. There is no part of me that can understand how. As I recall some lady screamed when she noticed him and called the cops.


32 posted on 07/08/2013 4:59:36 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: colorado tanker

The guy actually claimed his girlfriend hit him in the head and dumped him in the toilet. Needless to say, no wounds were found!


To be fair, the really didn’t look too closely!


33 posted on 07/08/2013 4:59:36 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: mkmensinger

Ha, ha, I like it!


34 posted on 07/08/2013 5:03:35 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Bernard Marx

do they never think to use a snorkel?


35 posted on 07/08/2013 5:04:05 PM PDT by stickywillie (how come there are no father-in-law jokes?)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Do you think people are getting sicker and weirder? I wonder about it. Maybe a small percentage of the population has always been that way, and we just hear about them more often. But, I wouldn’t rule out the prevalence of hard-core internet porn as an influence. We joke because it creeps us out, but I’ll bet that mother didn’t feel like it was so funny.

Anyway, how would someone do something like that? He’d have to be a human pretzel like a creature on the X-files!


36 posted on 07/08/2013 5:04:31 PM PDT by floralamiss ("For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.")
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

These cases are so bizarre. I try never to do a number two at a porta-potty or pit toilet and to do a number one as fast as I can. But to stand in that stuff just to do perv stuff. That’s really twisted.


37 posted on 07/08/2013 5:06:48 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: floralamiss

Yes, I’m sure the mom was terribly upset. They took this guy for a mental evaluation. What do you want to be he will be back on the street before long?


38 posted on 07/08/2013 5:07:50 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Oh, of course. I dream of a more civilized time.


39 posted on 07/08/2013 5:13:18 PM PDT by floralamiss ("For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.")
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To: Pining_4_TX

Do you come from a land down under?


40 posted on 07/08/2013 5:17:28 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: Pining_4_TX

White Water Park! Kenneth EnLOW! You can’t make that up!


41 posted on 07/08/2013 5:17:31 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Ha, ha, I guess so. Up until now, I thought all the really weird stuff happened in Florida. ;-)


42 posted on 07/08/2013 5:26:22 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: mkmensinger

LOL!


43 posted on 07/08/2013 5:27:11 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Idaho_Cowboy
“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

Hey buddy, do you have a match?

44 posted on 07/08/2013 5:31:34 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: Pining_4_TX

At least it wasn’t a snake...


45 posted on 07/08/2013 5:32:36 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: Pining_4_TX

When I was a kid, a guy snuck down a crapper at a state park. A lady went in there, and saw the red light from the guy’s camcorder. He got busted, and the cop car that they took him away in had to be scrapped. I remember reading this in the local paper, because it happened about one (small) town over.


46 posted on 07/08/2013 5:40:38 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
he fell through the floor of an outhouse and died in the septic tank (true story).

When we lived in East Africa, every 6 months or so there would be a story in the newspapers of a "choo" (latrine) falling through and dumping some unfortunate soul to a "fate worst than death". If he didn't have true friends who would pull him out, his fate often WAS death.

47 posted on 07/08/2013 5:48:57 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: Pining_4_TX; mikrofon; martin_fierro

48 posted on 07/08/2013 5:49:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Because somebody had to.)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Leave him there and pump the septic tank. Problem solved.


49 posted on 07/08/2013 6:25:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Pining_4_TX
He was rescued from the septic tank, hosed off by the Keystone Fire Department....

If the Keystone Kops were present then this was Houston not Tulsa.

50 posted on 07/08/2013 7:02:51 PM PDT by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. Robert A. Heinlein.)
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