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Woman Warned Beach-Goers "Only Lesbians Can Park" Before Breaking Truck's Window With Cocktail Glass
Sun-Sentinel ^ | July 9, 2013 | Barbara Hijek

Posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.

It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.

Just ask these two women about it.

On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.

As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: antibreeder; civilrights; discrimination; floriduh; gaystapotactics; heterophobia; homosexualagenda; homosupremacists; lavendermafia; lesbianonly; napl; nothingtoseehere; segregation
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1 posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

OK so I’m a lesbian now step aside.


2 posted on 07/09/2013 5:02:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do you have to have one of those signs on your rear view mirror to use lesbian parking?


3 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Will we wear blue, grey or some other color uniform this time?


4 posted on 07/09/2013 5:03:47 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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To: nickcarraway

Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking?


5 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:29 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: nickcarraway

Do not click the link- there is an image of the lovely lady... You have been warned


6 posted on 07/09/2013 5:04:46 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: nickcarraway

I d a said FU and stood bye to wait for the result and if it was violent filmed and called 911 and prepared to stand my ground.Send some more work Omaras way


7 posted on 07/09/2013 5:06:59 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: NativeSon

Arrrgh! Too late.

If her arm is like her neck she could have thrown that glass through the door of the truck.


8 posted on 07/09/2013 5:07:33 PM PDT by jazusamo ("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
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To: NativeSon

dykes are not
lovely lades


9 posted on 07/09/2013 5:07:57 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: jeffc

Either that or a gig as a Supreme Court justice or the top job at DHS.


10 posted on 07/09/2013 5:08:35 PM PDT by relictele (A community vigilant in enforcing economic, racial and social equality. It was called Jonestown.)
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To: nickcarraway
As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!"

Sounds familiar.

Does anybody remember the punchline?

11 posted on 07/09/2013 5:08:51 PM PDT by x
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To: nickcarraway

12 posted on 07/09/2013 5:09:15 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: nickcarraway

Heterophobe!

This is a HATE CRIME and the carpet muncher needs to be warehoused for about 5 years at least.

These queers need to be brought to heal.


13 posted on 07/09/2013 5:10:15 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslymz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: NativeSon
Watchew talkin' bout?

She ~Purrrtee!~
14 posted on 07/09/2013 5:12:32 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
I'd imagine lesbians are somewhat more proficient at parking than females as a whole. But, having known a few, as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills.
15 posted on 07/09/2013 5:13:58 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Menehune56

Hmm... I didn’t know she was a hockey player.


16 posted on 07/09/2013 5:16:21 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: nickcarraway

17 posted on 07/09/2013 5:16:32 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Menehune56

I’d hit it......

With a brick.


18 posted on 07/09/2013 5:19:54 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: nickcarraway

Some more of them “true colors” coming through.


19 posted on 07/09/2013 5:20:31 PM PDT by gfbtbb (Ladies and Gentlemen, we are on our own.)
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To: nickcarraway

20 posted on 07/09/2013 5:23:42 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Q: The worst president in US history?)
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To: Menehune56

‘Women In Cellblock 7’. She’s pretty tough lookin’.


21 posted on 07/09/2013 5:25:12 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: nickcarraway

The gaystapo seriously need a good a ass-kicking


22 posted on 07/09/2013 5:25:23 PM PDT by Viennacon
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To: nickcarraway

So 2 women about same age alone at the beach she IDed as non-lesbo how?


23 posted on 07/09/2013 5:26:13 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: nickcarraway

-——The deputy wasn’t buying her excuse after finding the cocktail glass and charged her with Throwing a Deadly Missile before parking her butt in the pokey.-——

In Florida that is a felony charge....

Will not divulge how I know that....: )


24 posted on 07/09/2013 5:27:28 PM PDT by JZoback
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To: nickcarraway

BTW, thy must’ve been some cocktail glasss. Or real weak auto glass.


25 posted on 07/09/2013 5:27:58 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: nickcarraway

Who would win in a race between Santa Claus, a happy lesbian, the Easter Bunny, and a toddler?

The toddler, the other 3 are fictional characters.


26 posted on 07/09/2013 5:28:58 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Their arms and legs were clean shaven.


27 posted on 07/09/2013 5:30:30 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: nickcarraway

Apparently “marriage equality” has not resulted in the expected degree of happiness. We should have warned them.


28 posted on 07/09/2013 5:30:54 PM PDT by 1-Eagle (B.Franklin: "A Republic...if you can keep it." Let us all resolve to be Keepers!)
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To: RegulatorCountry

as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills. ...Is you ‘llowed to say that on FR? I thought we had family values here.


29 posted on 07/09/2013 5:32:15 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Menehune56
Didn't she play the gym teacher in Porky's?
30 posted on 07/09/2013 5:33:23 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: nickcarraway

How did she know they’re not lesbian? Were their lips too full or something?


31 posted on 07/09/2013 5:33:56 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
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To: cripplecreek

I’m a lesbian. F%$# off.


32 posted on 07/09/2013 5:35:13 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: nickcarraway

I was walking along that very beach and found a bottle.
Of course I had to rub it. Lo and behold—a genie!
“You know the drill, chief. Three wishes. Make it snappy.” he said.

OK. I want all the gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered: that whole crowd, transported to Mars.
“Done” said he.
Next, all of the muzzie and Amish yutes. To the dark side of the moon.
“No prob Bob. Done.”

Now, I want a cold Coca-cola.
And I drank my coke, then woke up.


33 posted on 07/09/2013 5:39:02 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: JZoback
butt in the pokey

Though backwards, it's the only way her butt will be anywhere near a "pokey."

34 posted on 07/09/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: Sergio

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?


35 posted on 07/09/2013 5:40:22 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel; VerySadAmerican

You think two women going to the beach would make them lesbian? I have no data to back this up, but I would say the majority of woman going to the beach together are straight.


36 posted on 07/09/2013 5:40:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: FredZarguna
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's NOT funny!

37 posted on 07/09/2013 5:42:11 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: FredZarguna

What’s the difference between a feminist and a lesbian?


38 posted on 07/09/2013 5:42:38 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: FredZarguna
What’s the difference between a feminist and a lesbian?

That's NOT funny!

39 posted on 07/09/2013 5:43:18 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: FredZarguna

Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar...


40 posted on 07/09/2013 5:44:04 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: FredZarguna
Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar...

That's NOT funny!

41 posted on 07/09/2013 5:44:41 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Separated by a common language.)
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To: nickcarraway

The glass slippppppped from her hand...and broke the truck window....


42 posted on 07/09/2013 5:45:27 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: Menehune56

Obama voter.


43 posted on 07/09/2013 5:46:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Perhaps this was a catfight?


44 posted on 07/09/2013 5:47:15 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed " people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: jeffc
Gee, I thought the homos said they only want equality. Now they want reserved parking?

You KNEW that was next!

45 posted on 07/09/2013 5:49:16 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: FredZarguna

Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar....One says “Something smells fishy about this place.” The other one says “ I’m a gonna tuna that thought outta my head.”


46 posted on 07/09/2013 5:50:28 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Dallas59

Beauty is only skin deep, but fugly goes all the way thru.


47 posted on 07/09/2013 5:51:16 PM PDT by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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To: nickcarraway

I’m a Male Lesbian, could I park there?


48 posted on 07/09/2013 5:52:59 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: FredZarguna

“How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
I don’t know, but after seeing rosy it takes a hell of a big light bulb.


49 posted on 07/09/2013 5:54:52 PM PDT by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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