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Nude swimmer distracts home burglary victim
Crossville Chronicle ^ | july 8, 2013 | mike moser

Posted on 07/10/2013 3:17:25 AM PDT by Einherjar

While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property. Both made a clean getaway.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: 3rdthread; nude; swimmer
While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property. Both made a clean getaway.
1 posted on 07/10/2013 3:17:25 AM PDT by Einherjar
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To: Einherjar

This happened to me about 3 months ago, again about 2 months ago, and again last week !!!!!!


2 posted on 07/10/2013 3:19:10 AM PDT by Einherjar
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To: Einherjar

She was swimming in HIS pool, long enough for a burglary? Wtf...


3 posted on 07/10/2013 3:27:36 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Geez Louise....


4 posted on 07/10/2013 3:28:13 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Einherjar
Was the homeowner's name Clark Griswald?


5 posted on 07/10/2013 3:31:24 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Einherjar

6 posted on 07/10/2013 3:32:14 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Einherjar

My first thought would NOT be, “Oh My! Who’s little girl are you?”, but would rather be:
“raised voice-adjectives-get-the-adjective-off-my-adjective-property-and get your-adjective-boyfriend-anatomy-adjective-off-my-adjective-property” ... with appropriate apprehending of said female, with direction to exiting gate, in a brusk fashion, followed by a search for the boyfriend, with intent to do bodily harm.


7 posted on 07/10/2013 3:44:38 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: Einherjar

insurance scam writ large.


8 posted on 07/10/2013 3:50:27 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: All
You Know The Drill
Click the Pic

Click The Pic Hey! FReepers!
Help Fill The Tank!
How About It? Huh?
It Ain't Askin' Too Much
Ya Know....


9 posted on 07/10/2013 4:18:51 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!)
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To: Blueflag

Pictures or it didn’t happen.


10 posted on 07/10/2013 4:29:21 AM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: Einherjar

Poor guy. He’s a victim of his appetite for water sports.


11 posted on 07/10/2013 4:41:12 AM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Clinging Bitterly

Yep. Didn’t happen.


12 posted on 07/10/2013 5:22:31 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Einherjar
Nude swimmer distracts home burglary victim

This can be embarrassing but each of us have an obligation to inform our fellow citizens of our foilables. I also was a victim of a scam.

Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works...

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.

A word for the wise from your concerned friend.

13 posted on 07/10/2013 7:19:42 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)
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To: Einherjar

Tell you what, I’ll keep the swimmer and you can take the stuff.

Recipe for a very dirty escape.


14 posted on 07/10/2013 10:46:05 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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