Posted on 07/10/2013 3:17:25 AM PDT by Einherjar
While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property. Both made a clean getaway.
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This happened to me about 3 months ago, again about 2 months ago, and again last week !!!!!!
She was swimming in HIS pool, long enough for a burglary? Wtf...
Geez Louise....
My first thought would NOT be, “Oh My! Who’s little girl are you?”, but would rather be:
“raised voice-adjectives-get-the-adjective-off-my-adjective-property-and get your-adjective-boyfriend-anatomy-adjective-off-my-adjective-property” ... with appropriate apprehending of said female, with direction to exiting gate, in a brusk fashion, followed by a search for the boyfriend, with intent to do bodily harm.
insurance scam writ large.
You Know The Drill
Click the PicHey! FReepers!
Help Fill The Tank!
How About It? Huh?
It Ain't Askin' Too Much
Ya Know....
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Poor guy. He’s a victim of his appetite for water sports.
Yep. Didn’t happen.
This can be embarrassing but each of us have an obligation to inform our fellow citizens of our foilables. I also was a victim of a scam.
Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.
Here's how the scam works...
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.
A word for the wise from your concerned friend.
Tell you what, I’ll keep the swimmer and you can take the stuff.
Recipe for a very dirty escape.
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