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To: Theoria

This is how you tell a dog is a Native American dog:

1) How do you spot the difference between an a regular canine and a Rez dog?

Throw each one in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

The canine should come out tender and moist.

The Rez dog will come out with a towel wrapped around his waist saying,
“Damn that was a good sweat!”

AND.....

2) REZ DOGS
Between the reservation and the city, there is a road that marks the boundary lines. On one side of the road are the rez dogs, and they just kind of lie around staying cool. On the city side are the city dogs, and they always chase cars as they go down the road, barking, “Bow-wow, Bow-wow”.
One day the city dogs ask the rez dogs, “How come you never chase cars with us?”

The rez dogs respond, “What’s the point, it’s just a waste of time. The cars don’t do anything when you chase them.”

The city dogs tell the rez dogs that they think its just a lot of fun, so finally the rez dogs agree to try it just once. The next car comes down the road, and the dogs from both sides chase the car.

The city dogs bark, “Bow-wow, Bow-wow.”

And the rez dogs chase too, barking, “Bow-wow, Bow-wow, Bow-wow, Bow-wow ...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaye!”


5 posted on 07/11/2013 9:16:28 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Redcitizen

My kids just got back from a mission trip on an Indian Reservation - will share this. They got a kick out of all the rez dogs running around.

The one leader found out the hard way to keep the windows rolled up. Opened the door one morning and two of them scared the heck out of her as they bailed out of her car!


8 posted on 07/12/2013 12:57:19 AM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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