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'If My Vagina Was a Gun'
youtube ^ | 7-11-13 | The Young Turks

Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog

When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun," noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Poetry; Science; The Poetry Branch; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: abortion; leftwingnutjobs; poetry; texas
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These people are wack.
1 posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog

If your vagina was a gun, Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein would be afraid of it.


2 posted on 07/13/2013 12:11:46 PM PDT by Perdogg (Cruz-Paul 2016)
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To: smokingfrog

And if that baby was a “slave” or a “Jew”, things couldn’t be clearer. Treating a fetus as something somehow less than human does not make killing it any more “moral” or justified.


3 posted on 07/13/2013 12:11:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: smokingfrog
Is there some amendment to the Constitution I haven’t heard of?
4 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:20 PM PDT by Old North State
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To: smokingfrog

This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
This is for fighting,
and this is for fun.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:45 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
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To: smokingfrog

Your bullets would be...tampons?


6 posted on 07/13/2013 12:12:53 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: smokingfrog

“A lesbian who has two kids and is sterile..”


7 posted on 07/13/2013 12:14:28 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Skip impeachment and move straight to deportation..)
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To: smokingfrog

If your vagina were a gun, you would have multiple Accidental Discharges.

Frankly, you’d embarrass your self and people would avoid you because it’s embarrassing.


8 posted on 07/13/2013 12:15:06 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: cardinal4

The folks are freaking certifiable..


9 posted on 07/13/2013 12:15:10 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Skip impeachment and move straight to deportation..)
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To: smokingfrog

“If my vagina was a gun” you would be hit by a richocheting bullet when you pissed.


10 posted on 07/13/2013 12:16:47 PM PDT by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: smokingfrog

I honestly misread the first word of the story. I thought it said “In” and was referring to that bizarre story about a woman trying to smuggle a pistol into prison by hiding it, well hiding it in her naughty bits:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342


11 posted on 07/13/2013 12:18:17 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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To: smokingfrog

“NOBODY .. NEEDS .. A MAXI .. TO STEM A PERIOD!”

< /ACuomo off >


12 posted on 07/13/2013 12:18:49 PM PDT by mikrofon (Weapons Discharge)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

To paraphrase the old Janet Reno joke:

Her vagina couldn’t be a gun because if you really had to, you could eat a gun.


13 posted on 07/13/2013 12:20:39 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: bunkerhill7

Delicate way of what I was thinking.

If her vagina was a gun it would be a penis...sorry admin.

Delete if need be.


14 posted on 07/13/2013 12:21:44 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Tea Party, Constitution, patriot, DOMA, NRA , pro-life...can you hear me now big ears?)
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To: FirstFlaBn

too funny


15 posted on 07/13/2013 12:21:59 PM PDT by knak (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
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To: smokingfrog

Sounds like some song ....


16 posted on 07/13/2013 12:22:44 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: smokingfrog

I don’t know about her vagina being a gun, but if her morals were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow out a candle.


17 posted on 07/13/2013 12:26:31 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

If her vagina were a gun, she would be shooting out babies.


18 posted on 07/13/2013 12:26:35 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: smokingfrog

I am so sick of people who think they are so clever when all they are are stupid.


19 posted on 07/13/2013 12:27:36 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: smokingfrog

Without reading the article, I would imagine it was a large caliber cannon that hasn’t been cleaned forever.


20 posted on 07/13/2013 12:29:42 PM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: smokingfrog

Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.


21 posted on 07/13/2013 12:31:53 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: smokingfrog

Is it a Muzzle Loader?

A muzzle may be: The snout of an animal; Muzzle (firearms), the mouth of a firearm;


22 posted on 07/13/2013 12:32:01 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: smokingfrog
When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun,"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Freudianism.

noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives

From http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Abortion-record-poem-vagina, we get the text of this beautiful piece of art that necessitated a hasty but necessary new version of Best Loved Poems of the American People.

This text confirms my suspicions about the purported substance of this "hypocrisy."

Well, there's more than one way to settle a so-called double standard. Why not "If My Gun Was a Vagina"?

If my gun was a vagina, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.

Oh, this version makes no sense; as every good abortionista knows, vaginas have nothing to do with children, just with clumps of cells.

23 posted on 07/13/2013 12:34:48 PM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: smokingfrog
Comment on Youtube:

chris virginia 6 hours ago

"A well regulated vagina being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear vaginas shall not be infringed."

24 posted on 07/13/2013 12:35:02 PM PDT by DManA
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To: smokingfrog

In 9 months a bullet would come out and grow into a big strapping piece of led.


25 posted on 07/13/2013 12:36:59 PM PDT by DManA
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To: smokingfrog

If it was a brain she’d have one.


26 posted on 07/13/2013 12:38:53 PM PDT by Argus
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To: smokingfrog

A three day waiting period to purchase a vagina is going to piss off a lot of people.

Vagina background checks would be very interesting work.


27 posted on 07/13/2013 12:39:48 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: smokingfrog

:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::

We still wouldn’t want it.


28 posted on 07/13/2013 12:42:44 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Really)
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To: cardinal4

If her vagina were a gun, she’d have an empty chamber.


29 posted on 07/13/2013 12:42:48 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog

“When it was Katie Helm’s turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, “If My Vagina Was a Gun,” “

There is nothing brilliant about this poem but I noticed a bunch of stupid MSM types falling all over themselves saying how brilliant it was.

This gives you an insight into how sick and deranged their mindset is. Several jokes came to mind but it is just too stupid and pathetic to even joke about.


30 posted on 07/13/2013 12:42:56 PM PDT by detective
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To: smokingfrog

Her stupid vagina is a gun range. No telling how many rounds were wasted there. If this is too out there, please have it removed. I hate to add disgusting to disgusting but this crap is getting old.


31 posted on 07/13/2013 12:44:16 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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To: DManA
...bear vaginas... An animal rights nut as well? Guess that's no surprise. Let's see, such "fertile" territory: When vaginas are illegal, only criminals will have them. Saturday Night Special. Background check required before possessing one. Operate better with proper lube.
32 posted on 07/13/2013 12:45:58 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: smokingfrog

If her vagina was an ATM machine, I still wouldn’t go near it.


33 posted on 07/13/2013 12:47:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (No thanks.)
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To: smokingfrog

If her vagina was a gun she might actually clean it once in a while.


34 posted on 07/13/2013 12:50:54 PM PDT by detective
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To: smokingfrog

If her vagina were a gun she probably wouldn’t be taking it out of its holster nearly so often


35 posted on 07/13/2013 12:51:35 PM PDT by circlecity
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To: smokingfrog
it would prolly be cleaned more often...
36 posted on 07/13/2013 12:52:32 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::

It would misfire because it hasn’t been oiled in decades


37 posted on 07/13/2013 12:54:48 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: smokingfrog

If your vaginal was a gun I guess it would be leagal to kill innocent inconvenient people on demand wouldn’t it


38 posted on 07/13/2013 12:58:07 PM PDT by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: smokingfrog

She could install one down there, but would first need to unbolt the wood chipper to make room.


39 posted on 07/13/2013 12:59:24 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: smokingfrog

If your vagina was a gun you’d be an APV.


40 posted on 07/13/2013 1:03:01 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Blacks consider crime to be a legitimate career path, and armed victims to be an OSHA violation.)
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To: smokingfrog

If your vagina was a gun, I’d load it with a high capacity magazine, and start shooting.


41 posted on 07/13/2013 1:05:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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To: detective

LOL

THREAD WINNER


42 posted on 07/13/2013 1:06:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

ROFL! I hope she realizes that it’s her uterus we want to regulate. Don’t give a wit about her vagina! ACK!


43 posted on 07/13/2013 1:07:39 PM PDT by CityCenter (Pleading the 5th is just so 1972.)
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To: Rebelbase
A three day waiting period to purchase a vagina is going to piss off a lot of people.

Don't know anywhere where you can purchase a vagina .

But I do know a few places where you can rent one on a hourly basis .

(wink, wink)
44 posted on 07/13/2013 1:18:14 PM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: smokingfrog

If her brain was a gun, it would be a pea shooter.


45 posted on 07/13/2013 1:20:24 PM PDT by drpix
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To: smokingfrog

She should look up the number of gun laws on the books, even in Texas, if she wants to make a fair comparison. In Illinois, for example, if her vagina were a gun, she would need to unload it, make sure it could not be used via some type of blocking mechanism, and store any ammunition in another part of the vehicle any time she wished to take it with her in a car. She would also have to have a VOID (vagina ownership identification card) and if any cop ever found her while she was carrying her vagina, it would be certain he would ask to see it and make certain she was transporting it properly.


46 posted on 07/13/2013 1:26:29 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: smokingfrog

Looks like she’ll be swappin’ out the Summer’s Eve for Hoppe’s No. 9


47 posted on 07/13/2013 1:28:23 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: RedMonqey

The background checks will be a boon to gynecologists.


48 posted on 07/13/2013 1:29:24 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: smokingfrog

If her vagina was a gun, it would backfire.


49 posted on 07/13/2013 1:33:49 PM PDT by pallis
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To: Stormdog
If her vagina were a gun, she wouldn't need a rape whistle.

On second thought, she probably doesn't need one regardless.

50 posted on 07/13/2013 1:37:10 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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