Skip to comments.George Zimmerman Files Civil Suit Against Trayvon Martinís Parents (Crap SATIRE)
Posted on 07/16/2013 10:26:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
THIS JUST IN George Zimmerman filed a civil suit today just before 5PM EST at the Seminole County, Florida, Courthouse. The suit alleges the parents of Trayvon Martin, failed to control their minor-age son on the evening of February 26, 2012, when Martin repeatedly assaulted Zimmerman, placing him in imminent fear for his life and resulting in the death of Martin.
The civil action specifies that Zimmerman acted in self defense resulting in the case being ruled a justifiable homicide by a jury trial that ended on Saturday with a verdict of not guilty.
Desperate state prosecutors charged the victim with 2nd degree murder though they had no evidence of a crime and hoping to stay off more violence and having Florida put to the torch at the criminal hands of rioters months before the start of the states tourist season. The complaint further specifies Zimmerman shares zero-liability in the death of Martin as he acted without malice and solely in self-defense. The amount of damages Zimmerman is seeking are unspecified.
Zimmerman, 29, was forced to move from his home soon after the incident when the domestic terrorist organization the New Black Panther Party publically announced the group was offering a $10,000 bounty for Zimmerman, dead or alive. Attorney General Eric Holder later claimed there was no evidence to prosecute anyone from the Black Panthers, a decision that angered most Americans. President Obama supported Holders decision ignoring cries of foul from outraged citizens.
Zimmerman has remained in hiding since the shooting nearly 18 months ago and continues to receive thousands of death threats daily.
Before the shooting Zimmerman was well known and highly respected in the community for his volunteer and charity work including organizing the Neighborhood Watch program for his gated Sanford, Florida, community.
The jurys verdict not only clears Zimmerman as an innocent man but it also justifies the excellent work of the Sanford Police Department who acted appropriately by not charging Zimmerman and clearly citing there was never any evidence to do so.
Under mounting public pressure from the black community the police chief was let go and the department has been vilified for the last 18 months being accused of racism, corruption, incompetency and covering up the cold-blooded murder of a child.
A Brief Summary of the Jurys Findings
On the night of February 26, 2012, Zimmerman spotted a stranger walking through his gated community and called 911 reporting the stranger appeared intoxicated and was seen prowling around several private residences in the community. Zimmerman opted to keep an eye on the person until the police arrived. Again desperate prosecutors during the trial would side with the propaganda version of events created by the Black Panthers claiming Zimmerman was pursuing Martin with intent to murder. However the jury easily spotted this turd in the punchbowl in the states case.
Zimmerman lost sight of the stranger and decided to return and wait in his car for police to arrive. Instead the stranger approached Zimmerman from behind and dropped him with a single sucker-punch to the nose. The victim fell to the ground whereupon the 17 year-old football player, now known to be Trayvon Martin, landed on the victims chest, held him down and repeatedly smashed his head into the pavement resulting in several head injuries.
Zimmerman, in fear for his life thankfully had a legal concealed handgun which he drew from his belt holster. The victim fired a single shot at his brutal would-be assassin; the bullet passing through Martins heart killing him instantly. It was Zimmermans 2nd Amendment right as a citizen to own and carry a handgun that clearly saved his life that night.
Zimmerman dispatched his attacker, now known to be a violent drug addled gangster-thug with a single bullet fired from his handgun. On Saturday evening the announcement came that the jury who tried the case had reached a verdict of not guilty. For obvious reasons this case will go down in the history of American jurisprudence as a true testament to the veracity of our justice system.
Filed today just before 5:00pm EST???
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I agree...with everyone mushing the “minor” age aspect, this makes his parents responsible.
Zimmerman could file a new lawsuit every day for a month and still not get to all the people needing to be targeted.
I meant pushing the “minor” age....
Great...add Zero and his racist turd buddy Holder to the party.
I’m sorry, I didn’t see this article is probably satire. Dangit:
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Ebonic Summer Time?
Yeah, I wondered about that myself.
they’ll probably consolidate the cases, when the Martin’s file.
Sharpton’s head to explode over the airwars in three, two, one.....
O’Mara was ready with this before the trial ended. He is one smart dude.
The headline says SATIRE
I always get suckered by these satire articles lately.... lol
I think this is a spoof site.
$10,000 bounty for Zimmerman, dead or alive. Attorney General Eric Holder later claimed there was no evidence to prosecute.
How strange nobody went after Holder????????.
Good for him. I hope he collects the maximum.
Parents are not civilly or criminally liable for acts of their children.
Check this out!
This is one way to get Trayvon’s police record and details of his thuggishness into evidence.
Plus - Let Trayvon’s parents spend some of that $1 million they and their lawyers extorted from Zimmerman’s residential community where the altercation took place.
This case needs no satire!
Yuk yuk yuk. Hey everyone, watch me graffiti FreeRepublic with a link to this moronic 'satire' site.
Worse than blog-pimping.
NOW i notice it, but ir wan’t there when I was readying my first post. It was added after and dang. I jumped. No excuse.
I know. Just checking to see if you were awake. Sort of a knock knock answer! LOL
People are going to believe this and riot.
I know its satire...but your second statement caught my interest. Parents are not civily responsible for children...even if under eighteen?
I like knock knock (ers )
It’s satire —
As a general rule, no (at least not in any state I'm aware of). There may be an exception if the parent is present and sees the child doing something and doesn't interfere, but Martin's parents wouldn't be civilly liable if he assaulted Zimmerman, because they weren't there.
Humblegunner, is that you? ;)
What about vandalism?
No, the tone is completely different and the writing style is more verbose.
I agree, though!
See post above to AG