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George Zimmerman Files Civil Suit Against Trayvon Martinís Parents (Crap SATIRE)
http://nationalreport.net/ ^

Posted on 07/16/2013 10:26:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

THIS JUST IN… George Zimmerman filed a civil suit today just before 5PM EST at the Seminole County, Florida, Courthouse. The suit alleges the parents of Trayvon Martin, failed to control their minor-age son on the evening of February 26, 2012, when Martin repeatedly assaulted Zimmerman, placing him in imminent fear for his life and resulting in the death of Martin.

The civil action specifies that Zimmerman acted in self defense resulting in the case being ruled a justifiable homicide by a jury trial that ended on Saturday with a verdict of not guilty.

Desperate state prosecutors charged the victim with 2nd degree murder though they had no evidence of a crime and hoping to stay off more violence and having Florida put to the torch at the criminal hands of rioters months before the start of the state’s tourist season. The complaint further specifies Zimmerman shares “zero-liability” in the death of Martin as he acted without malice and solely in self-defense. The amount of damages Zimmerman is seeking are unspecified.

Zimmerman, 29, was forced to move from his home soon after the incident when the domestic terrorist organization the New Black Panther Party publically announced the group was offering a $10,000 bounty for Zimmerman, dead or alive. Attorney General Eric Holder later claimed there was no evidence to prosecute anyone from the Black Panthers, a decision that angered most Americans. President Obama supported Holder’s decision ignoring cries of foul from outraged citizens.

Zimmerman has remained in hiding since the shooting nearly 18 months ago and continues to receive thousands of death threats daily.

Before the shooting Zimmerman was well known and highly respected in the community for his volunteer and charity work including organizing the Neighborhood Watch program for his gated Sanford, Florida, community.

The jury’s verdict not only clears Zimmerman as an innocent man but it also justifies the excellent work of the Sanford Police Department who acted appropriately by not charging Zimmerman and clearly citing there was never any evidence to do so.

Under mounting public pressure from the black community the police chief was let go and the department has been vilified for the last 18 months being accused of racism, corruption, incompetency and covering up the cold-blooded murder of a child.

A Brief Summary of the Jury’s Findings…

On the night of February 26, 2012, Zimmerman spotted a stranger walking through his gated community and called 911 reporting the stranger appeared intoxicated and was seen prowling around several private residences in the community. Zimmerman opted to keep an eye on the person until the police arrived. Again desperate prosecutors during the trial would side with the propaganda version of events created by the Black Panthers claiming Zimmerman was pursuing Martin with intent to murder. However the jury easily spotted this turd in the punchbowl in the state’s case.

Zimmerman lost sight of the stranger and decided to return and wait in his car for police to arrive. Instead the stranger approached Zimmerman from behind and dropped him with a single “sucker-punch” to the nose. The victim fell to the ground whereupon the 17 year-old football player, now known to be Trayvon Martin, landed on the victim’s chest, held him down and repeatedly smashed his head into the pavement resulting in several head injuries.

Zimmerman, in fear for his life thankfully had a legal concealed handgun which he drew from his belt holster. The victim fired a single shot at his brutal would-be assassin; the bullet passing through Martin’s heart killing him instantly. It was Zimmerman’s 2nd Amendment right as a citizen to own and carry a handgun that clearly saved his life that night.

Zimmerman dispatched his attacker, now known to be a violent drug addled gangster-thug with a single bullet fired from his handgun. On Saturday evening the announcement came that the jury who tried the case had reached a verdict of not guilty. For obvious reasons this case will go down in the history of American jurisprudence as a true testament to the veracity of our justice system.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: gangsta; gangstaculture; heshouldfile; martin; righttoselfdefense; satire; selfdefense; sourcetitlenoturl; thug; trayvon; zimmerman
Hmmm..... At first, I couldn't believe what the headline of this story was saying. As it turns out, Zimmerman is filing the civil suit against Trayvon's parents. This is such a twist, as everyone was expecting for the Martin's to file a civil suit against Zimmerman. I guess Zimmerman "got the jump" on them.
1 posted on 07/16/2013 10:26:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Good.


2 posted on 07/16/2013 10:27:38 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Filed today just before 5:00pm EST???


3 posted on 07/16/2013 10:27:52 AM PDT by txmissy
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To: Lucky9teen

Go, George!


4 posted on 07/16/2013 10:28:17 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: Lucky9teen

citizen author disclaimer.


5 posted on 07/16/2013 10:28:41 AM PDT by commonguymd (The enemy within is our MSM. War starts there imo. twitter @commonguymd)
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To: Dead Corpse

I agree...with everyone mushing the “minor” age aspect, this makes his parents responsible.


6 posted on 07/16/2013 10:28:50 AM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Zimmerman could file a new lawsuit every day for a month and still not get to all the people needing to be targeted.


7 posted on 07/16/2013 10:29:07 AM PDT by randita
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To: DonaldC

I meant pushing the “minor” age....


8 posted on 07/16/2013 10:29:23 AM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Great...add Zero and his racist turd buddy Holder to the party.


9 posted on 07/16/2013 10:29:46 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m sorry, I didn’t see this article is probably satire. Dangit:

*DISCLAIMER: National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental . The views expressed by writers on this site are theirs alone and are not reflective of the fine journalistic and editorial integrity of National Report. Advice given is NOT to be construed as professional. If you are in need of professional help (and you may be if you are on this page), please consult a professional. National Report is intended for a mature audience and not for children under the age of 18.


10 posted on 07/16/2013 10:29:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: txmissy

Ebonic Summer Time?


11 posted on 07/16/2013 10:29:56 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: txmissy

Yeah, I wondered about that myself.


12 posted on 07/16/2013 10:30:01 AM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

they’ll probably consolidate the cases, when the Martin’s file.


13 posted on 07/16/2013 10:30:10 AM PDT by chesley (Vast deserts of political ignorance makes liberalism possible - James Lewis)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sharpton’s head to explode over the airwars in three, two, one.....


14 posted on 07/16/2013 10:30:18 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Lucky9teen

O’Mara was ready with this before the trial ended. He is one smart dude.


15 posted on 07/16/2013 10:30:24 AM PDT by MestaMachine (My caps work, You gotta earn them.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The headline says SATIRE


16 posted on 07/16/2013 10:30:58 AM PDT by clintonh8r (white Caucasian)
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To: clintonh8r

I always get suckered by these satire articles lately.... lol


17 posted on 07/16/2013 10:31:29 AM PDT by DonaldC (A nation cannot stand in the absence of religious principle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think this is a spoof site.


18 posted on 07/16/2013 10:31:50 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: Lucky9teen

$10,000 bounty for Zimmerman, dead or alive. Attorney General Eric Holder later claimed there was no evidence to prosecute.

How strange nobody went after Holder????????.


19 posted on 07/16/2013 10:31:57 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Lucky9teen

Oh, farts.


20 posted on 07/16/2013 10:32:07 AM PDT by MestaMachine (My caps work, You gotta earn them.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good for him. I hope he collects the maximum.


21 posted on 07/16/2013 10:32:38 AM PDT by Wiggins
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To: MestaMachine
You did notice that the article is satire, right?

Parents are not civilly or criminally liable for acts of their children.

22 posted on 07/16/2013 10:32:43 AM PDT by Lurking Libertarian (Non sub homine, sed sub Deo et lege)
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To: Lucky9teen

Satire.


23 posted on 07/16/2013 10:33:19 AM PDT by reagandemocrat
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To: maggief; kristinn; Uncle Chip; advertising guy

Check this out!


24 posted on 07/16/2013 10:33:46 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then!)
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To: Lucky9teen

This is one way to get Trayvon’s police record and details of his thuggishness into evidence.

Plus - Let Trayvon’s parents spend some of that $1 million they and their lawyers extorted from Zimmerman’s residential community where the altercation took place.


25 posted on 07/16/2013 10:34:10 AM PDT by Iron Munro (They Old. That's Old School People. We In A New School, Our Generation)
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To: Lucky9teen

This case needs no satire!


26 posted on 07/16/2013 10:34:56 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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To: hoosiermama

satire


27 posted on 07/16/2013 10:35:43 AM PDT by advertising guy (Phoenix...........where a prick in the butt ain't sexual.............it's a cactus)
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To: Lucky9teen; Jim Robinson
These 'satire' sites that people keep linking to really aren't doing anything but potential harm and they aren't very amusing at all.

Yuk yuk yuk. Hey everyone, watch me graffiti FreeRepublic with a link to this moronic 'satire' site.

Worse than blog-pimping.

28 posted on 07/16/2013 10:36:06 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Demand Common Sense Nut Control.)
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To: Lurking Libertarian

NOW i notice it, but ir wan’t there when I was readying my first post. It was added after and dang. I jumped. No excuse.


29 posted on 07/16/2013 10:36:42 AM PDT by MestaMachine (My caps work, You gotta earn them.)
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To: advertising guy

I know. Just checking to see if you were awake. Sort of a knock knock answer! LOL


30 posted on 07/16/2013 10:38:43 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then!)
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To: Lucky9teen

People are going to believe this and riot.


31 posted on 07/16/2013 10:39:33 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Lurking Libertarian

I know its satire...but your second statement caught my interest. Parents are not civily responsible for children...even if under eighteen?


32 posted on 07/16/2013 10:42:50 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: hoosiermama

I like knock knock (ers )


33 posted on 07/16/2013 10:44:04 AM PDT by advertising guy (Phoenix...........where a prick in the butt ain't sexual.............it's a cactus)
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To: hoosiermama

It’s satire —


34 posted on 07/16/2013 10:46:53 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: lacrew
Parents are not civily responsible for children...even if under eighteen?

As a general rule, no (at least not in any state I'm aware of). There may be an exception if the parent is present and sees the child doing something and doesn't interfere, but Martin's parents wouldn't be civilly liable if he assaulted Zimmerman, because they weren't there.

35 posted on 07/16/2013 10:50:36 AM PDT by Lurking Libertarian (Non sub homine, sed sub Deo et lege)
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To: The KG9 Kid; humblegunner

Humblegunner, is that you? ;)


36 posted on 07/16/2013 10:54:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lurking Libertarian

Wow.

What about vandalism?


37 posted on 07/16/2013 10:59:35 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Lucky9teen; The KG9 Kid
Humblegunner, is that you? ;)

No, the tone is completely different and the writing style is more verbose.

I agree, though!

38 posted on 07/16/2013 11:10:15 AM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: Uncle Chip

See post above to AG

Knock knock


39 posted on 07/16/2013 11:24:20 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then!)
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