tape is in top right hand drawer, where it always is. DUH.
I’m glad you’re so organized. We have countless rolls of tape and pairs of scissors, but there is never any to be found.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/watch-him-pull-a-usda-mandated-rabbit-disaster-plan-out-of-his-hat/2013/07/16/816f2f66-ed66-11e2-8163-2c7021381a75_story.html
Again, not satire.