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Beyonce MY HAIR IS STUCK IN THE FAN!
TMZ ^

Posted on 07/23/2013 11:28:48 AM PDT by US Navy Vet

Beyonce was caught in a real-life EMERGENCY on stage at her concert last night when her hair got tangled up in a stage fan -- and the crew scrambled to free the singer, MID-SONG!!!!!

Queen B was performing "Halo" in Montreal when disaster struck ... but like the PRO that she is, Beyonce continued to sing during the incident, NEVER ONCE MISSING A SINGLE BEAT.

Eventually, a crew member with a pair of scissors cut Beyonce free ... and she sashayed away from the devil equipment.

After the show, Beyonce posted a poetic note to her fans explaining the situation ... saying, "I got snatched."

In the end, Beyonce kept her composure throughout the entire ordeal ... and she just might be the toughest performer on the planet.


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beyonce; beyouce; did; fan; hair; sashafierce; splitpersonality
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2 Phunny!
1 posted on 07/23/2013 11:28:48 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

And the problem with that is?

Had the fan been successful, the world’s talent average would have gone up.


2 posted on 07/23/2013 11:30:36 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: US Navy Vet

She should have gotten a bikini wax....


3 posted on 07/23/2013 11:30:48 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: US Navy Vet

This never would have happened if she didn’t straighten her hair to look like white people.


4 posted on 07/23/2013 11:31:27 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Who’s Beyonce? /s


5 posted on 07/23/2013 11:32:00 AM PDT by McGruff (I need a new party.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Here comes the BIG payday with an ad for Nutrisse or Tresemme or whatever...


6 posted on 07/23/2013 11:32:27 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Cowboy Bob

BTW, she never “missed a beat” because she was lip syncing.


7 posted on 07/23/2013 11:33:19 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: US Navy Vet

So did it pull the whole wig off?


8 posted on 07/23/2013 11:34:27 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Democrats + Unions + Corruption= Detroit.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Coulda been worse. Coulda been her butt.


9 posted on 07/23/2013 11:34:28 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: US Navy Vet
Sad that TMZ shouts like that. Very unprofessional.
10 posted on 07/23/2013 11:34:39 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: McGruff

A Bi/Tri/Quad Racial SHAPLY FAKE “songstress”.


11 posted on 07/23/2013 11:34:48 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: Cowboy Bob

F’ing Crackers!


12 posted on 07/23/2013 11:34:55 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Buckeye McFrog

That skank wears extensions, but I see your point.


13 posted on 07/23/2013 11:35:58 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: US Navy Vet

Shades of Isadora Duncan? She was done in by her scarf and car tires.


14 posted on 07/23/2013 11:36:22 AM PDT by V K Lee
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To: US Navy Vet; absalom01

Reminds me there was the story of Absalom who got his hair caught in a tree.


15 posted on 07/23/2013 11:36:43 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: US Navy Vet

That hair almost made the sh!t hit the fan.


16 posted on 07/23/2013 11:37:32 AM PDT by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: illiac

17 posted on 07/23/2013 11:40:50 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Obviously staged.


18 posted on 07/23/2013 11:40:59 AM PDT by DManA
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To: driftdiver

Is that a man or a woman?


19 posted on 07/23/2013 11:42:16 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms." H. Amiel)
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To: SMARTY
Ask Slick Willie.


20 posted on 07/23/2013 11:43:20 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Beyonce attacked by a deranged fan!!


21 posted on 07/23/2013 11:43:28 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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To: US Navy Vet
Oh those crazy fans. Always wanting a lock of hair or something.

It wasn't that kind of fan?

Never mind.

22 posted on 07/23/2013 11:44:09 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: driftdiver

Good Lord, what an unattractive picture!


23 posted on 07/23/2013 11:44:36 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: US Navy Vet

Don’t worry her brain is farther down


24 posted on 07/23/2013 11:45:01 AM PDT by molson209
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To: US Navy Vet

Too bad it didn’t remove everything above the C7


25 posted on 07/23/2013 11:46:17 AM PDT by 2CAVTrooper (Slaving away so obama supporting deadbeats can play)
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To: McGruff

Beyonce The Blue Horizon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSrYIfMMoRw

its a MYSTICAL name in that the letter C precedes the letter D...and the letter E follows it,,,,

very voodooish!..


26 posted on 07/23/2013 11:47:01 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Macabre Crumpet of Caucasian Ethnicity)
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To: US Navy Vet

Oh my! I won’t say what I want to. ;)


27 posted on 07/23/2013 11:50:12 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: US Navy Vet

George Zimmerman’s fault.


28 posted on 07/23/2013 11:53:05 AM PDT by windsorknot (>>>)
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To: US Navy Vet

Skank gets hank of hair stuck in fan.


29 posted on 07/23/2013 11:54:08 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal and WOD defender is a totalitarian screaming to get out.)
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To: Cowboy Bob
BTW, she never “missed a beat” because she was lip syncing.

The entire stage could've collapsed, squashing her flat, and she still wouldn't have 'missed a beat'.

30 posted on 07/23/2013 11:57:21 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: Blood of Tyrants

toughest performer on the planet? she couldnt pop a zit off the ass of James Brown.


31 posted on 07/23/2013 11:59:02 AM PDT by Finatic (I ran out of change and have given up on hope. FUBO, I am so sick of your sorry a$$ you effin punk)
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To: SMARTY

Uhh...a man AND a woman??


32 posted on 07/23/2013 12:01:28 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: driftdiver

OMG!


33 posted on 07/23/2013 12:06:30 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: driftdiver

You forgot the cigar.


34 posted on 07/23/2013 12:06:31 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Jeez..... It didn’t hurt because it was the hair of some Chinese political prisoner.


35 posted on 07/23/2013 12:10:35 PM PDT by X-spurt (I'm copywriting creepy ass cracker, send royalties to BR549)
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To: US Navy Vet

Zimmerman’s Fault!


36 posted on 07/23/2013 12:11:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Finatic

Or Lemmy for that matter...


37 posted on 07/23/2013 12:11:39 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: driftdiver

Got cigars?


38 posted on 07/23/2013 12:12:44 PM PDT by X-spurt (I'm copywriting creepy ass cracker, send royalties to BR549)
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To: US Navy Vet

SHE NEW SCHOOL!


39 posted on 07/23/2013 12:13:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: US Navy Vet

like a pro...

or like someone lip syncing


40 posted on 07/23/2013 12:14:18 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: driftdiver

Now that’s a man, baby!


41 posted on 07/23/2013 12:16:16 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: driftdiver

Now that’s a man, baby!


42 posted on 07/23/2013 12:16:16 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: US Navy Vet

Her Number One Fan, no doubt.


43 posted on 07/23/2013 12:16:34 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Hardraade
Coulda been worse. Coulda been her butt.

Balogna sandwiches for all...woo-hoo!

44 posted on 07/23/2013 12:16:56 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Finatic

James Brown was the HARDEST working man in show business! Even when he was getting on in the years.


45 posted on 07/23/2013 12:19:14 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every liberal and WOD defender is a totalitarian screaming to get out.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Not my art unfortunately.


46 posted on 07/23/2013 12:19:14 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Take that, “Mitches.”


47 posted on 07/23/2013 12:25:16 PM PDT by Student0165
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To: US Navy Vet

She didn’t miss a beat because she was probably lip-synching the whole act. Paging Milli Vanilli ...


48 posted on 07/23/2013 12:35:33 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: who knows what evil?

Could have been worse.

Could have caught fire like Michael Jackson.


49 posted on 07/23/2013 12:42:48 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Lol.. was looking for that pic.. but all of them on the web were TOO small to post here :p


50 posted on 07/23/2013 1:24:14 PM PDT by Bikkuri (Molon Labe)
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