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Predict Jay Leno's "Carlos Danger" Jokes Tonight
Self | July 23, 2013 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/23/2013 4:59:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, it's inevitable that Jay Leno will tell a bunch of Carlos Danger jokes tonight. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to predict the jokes that Jay will tell.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; comedy; jayleno; leno; newyork; newyorkcity; vanity; weiner
I'll lead off:

Anthony Weiner used the name "Carlos Danger" on Twitter and Elliot Spitzer's Tweet handle was "Carlitos Pay."

And one more:

Anthony Weiner has found out during his mayoral election campaign that he just can't get any respect which is why he just changed his Tweet name to "Carlos Dangerfield."

Now your turn.....

1 posted on 07/23/2013 4:59:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Will Wiener withdraw early from the NY mayoral race?


2 posted on 07/23/2013 5:01:43 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
— William Carlos Dangerfields


3 posted on 07/23/2013 5:02:29 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“If nominated, I will not run; if erected, I will not serve.”


4 posted on 07/23/2013 5:07:08 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: PJ-Comix

From ABC....”Abedin, sometimes looking uncomfortable and stiff, stood by her husband.”

Abedin was stiffer than Carlos Danger on a good day


5 posted on 07/23/2013 5:07:52 PM PDT by woofie
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To: PJ-Comix

Wiener chose the name Carlos Danger because Quick Draw McGraw was already taken.


6 posted on 07/23/2013 5:08:33 PM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix

ehhh you hear about this guy running for mayor of New York? Remember when Mayor Rudy cleaned up Times Square. Well it appears this Weiner guy has found out where all the smut went....his I-phone.


7 posted on 07/23/2013 5:09:45 PM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Will the Weiner stay firm in his bid for office or just stiff his current supporters for money and then wither away like Lady Madonna on Monday morning?


8 posted on 07/23/2013 5:10:16 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (')
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To: PJ-Comix

You just can’t keep these White Hispanics down.


9 posted on 07/23/2013 5:14:03 PM PDT by TChad
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To: PJ-Comix

Any relation to my friend Tane Danger?


10 posted on 07/23/2013 5:15:30 PM PDT by justrepublican (Screaming a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
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To: PJ-Comix

Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca Danger


11 posted on 07/23/2013 5:16:21 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (BO: Let me be clear - I really really very seriously seriously hate all white people.)
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12 posted on 07/23/2013 5:17:09 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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“Carlos Danger turned out to be a real Weiner.”


13 posted on 07/23/2013 5:17:28 PM PDT by twhitak
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To: PJ-Comix

... I suppose the now Democrat front-runner for NYC mayor becomes 46 year-old lesbian Christine Quinn, the incumbent Speaker of the NYC Council.


14 posted on 07/23/2013 5:28:20 PM PDT by MacNaughton
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To: PJ-Comix

Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.


15 posted on 07/23/2013 5:30:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: PJ-Comix

Charlie Sheen just changed his Twitter name to “Anthony Weiner”.


16 posted on 07/23/2013 5:30:08 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: MacNaughton

Better an incumbent speaker than a recumbent tweeter.


17 posted on 07/23/2013 5:31:14 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Revolting cat!

Carlos Danger sounds like the name generated by one of those “look up your first...” sites for your “porno name”.


18 posted on 07/23/2013 5:31:30 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Argus; Revolting cat!

Be on the look out for “Heywood Jalookatmywiener” coming soon to Twitter.


19 posted on 07/23/2013 5:32:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: PJ-Comix

Conservatives are a tolerant bunch. They prefer the lesbo to the virtual philanderer any day of the week.


20 posted on 07/23/2013 5:39:40 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
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To: a fool in paradise
A.Weiner is just a good as any double entandre porn name I have ever heard. A friend met a man named Richard Head and he introduced himself as Dick Head. There was a guy in Santa Fe NM named Peter Handler. I thought it was a joke name that he named his liquor store until I saw his picture in the newspaper with his name under his picture.

If I had any of those names I would go before the judge and have them changed. How awful to have to go through life with any of those handles. :D

21 posted on 07/23/2013 5:43:36 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Still Thinking
"Will Wiener withdraw early from the NY mayoral race?"

I don't know, radio station in Albany said he was mounting a comeback.

22 posted on 07/23/2013 5:57:17 PM PDT by SKI NOW
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To: Ditter

There’s a college basketball player right now named Peter Jurkin. Not kidding.


23 posted on 07/23/2013 5:59:03 PM PDT by ilgipper (Obama is proving that very bad ideas can be wrapped up in pretty words)
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To: Ditter
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24 posted on 07/23/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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“I have a fwend in Wome . . .Centuwion, what’s so funny?”
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Image:Biggus.jpg


25 posted on 07/23/2013 6:29:02 PM PDT by hadrian
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To: Argus

Jay should pay you and use your joke tomorrow! Ex cell ent!!!


26 posted on 07/23/2013 6:32:32 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: rfp1234

Charlie Sheen just changed his Twitter name to “Anthony Weiner”.


Another one jay should pay for and use.


27 posted on 07/23/2013 6:33:45 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: SKI NOW

Weiner pulls out early!
Polls show Weiner sagging!
Weiner is deep in the hole !


28 posted on 07/23/2013 6:46:05 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Will Weiner come from behind?


29 posted on 07/23/2013 6:47:42 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Weiner leaves a bad taste in the mouth of some voters!


30 posted on 07/23/2013 6:49:29 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Lesbians say don’t trust Weiner!


31 posted on 07/23/2013 6:52:54 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: SKI NOW

LOLZ ;)


32 posted on 07/23/2013 7:19:11 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: rfp1234
LOL! Biggus Diccus is the name we call someone who is WAAAAY too self important! We say it behind their back of course. snort)))))):D
33 posted on 07/23/2013 8:24:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: a fool in paradise
Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.

He's not licked yet !

34 posted on 07/24/2013 9:53:05 AM PDT by llevrok (The American dream is but a catnap today.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rumor has it that his wife Huma is seriously considering cutting this thing off right now.


35 posted on 07/24/2013 9:58:15 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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36 posted on 07/24/2013 2:17:20 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: a fool in paradise
Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.

Weiner sticks it out

37 posted on 07/24/2013 2:20:12 PM PDT by Bon mots
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