Skip to comments.Predict Jay Leno's "Carlos Danger" Jokes Tonight
Posted on 07/23/2013 4:59:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Okay, it's inevitable that Jay Leno will tell a bunch of Carlos Danger jokes tonight. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to predict the jokes that Jay will tell.
Anthony Weiner used the name "Carlos Danger" on Twitter and Elliot Spitzer's Tweet handle was "Carlitos Pay."
And one more:
Anthony Weiner has found out during his mayoral election campaign that he just can't get any respect which is why he just changed his Tweet name to "Carlos Dangerfield."
Now your turn.....
Will Wiener withdraw early from the NY mayoral race?
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
— William Carlos Dangerfields
“If nominated, I will not run; if erected, I will not serve.”
From ABC....”Abedin, sometimes looking uncomfortable and stiff, stood by her husband.”
Abedin was stiffer than Carlos Danger on a good day
Wiener chose the name Carlos Danger because Quick Draw McGraw was already taken.
ehhh you hear about this guy running for mayor of New York? Remember when Mayor Rudy cleaned up Times Square. Well it appears this Weiner guy has found out where all the smut went....his I-phone.
Will the Weiner stay firm in his bid for office or just stiff his current supporters for money and then wither away like Lady Madonna on Monday morning?
You just can’t keep these White Hispanics down.
Any relation to my friend Tane Danger?
Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca Danger
“Carlos Danger turned out to be a real Weiner.”
... I suppose the now Democrat front-runner for NYC mayor becomes 46 year-old lesbian Christine Quinn, the incumbent Speaker of the NYC Council.
Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.
Charlie Sheen just changed his Twitter name to “Anthony Weiner”.
Better an incumbent speaker than a recumbent tweeter.
Carlos Danger sounds like the name generated by one of those “look up your first...” sites for your “porno name”.
Be on the look out for “Heywood Jalookatmywiener” coming soon to Twitter.
Conservatives are a tolerant bunch. They prefer the lesbo to the virtual philanderer any day of the week.
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