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Canadian man chugs eight beers, swims to Detroit
upi ^ | July 24, 2013 | VERONICA LINARES

Posted on 07/24/2013 12:41:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono

John Morillo, a 47-year-old Canadian man, acknowledged that it was "really stupid" of him to drink eight beers and swim across the Detroit River on Monday night. However, he is glad that he actually made it.

“If I’m going to be in the paper, I’d at least like them to say I actually made it, even though I got in trouble and everything,” he told The Windsor Star Tuesday. “I gotta pay fines and stuff. But I don’t want it to sound like I didn’t make it, because then my buddies are going to say ‘ha, ha, you didn’t make it.’ Because that was the whole thing, to show them I could do it.”

Morillo, who had been planning to swim across the river for years, began his journey by jumping in the river near Hiram Walker in Windsor, Ontario, Canada on Monday night.

“I was drinking, but I wasn’t really drunk,” he said. “The thing is, I’ve been telling people I’m going to swim across the river for years ... last night I just decided it was the time to go.”

A neighbor of Morillo's, who wanted to witness the swim, reported the stunt to police after having lost sight of him for over half an hour.

Police then notified the Canadian and U.S. coast guards and three helicopters were deployed to search the area. The U.S. guard found him at around 12:50 a.m. swimming on the Canadian side, just west of the Hilton Hotel.

Morillo explained that he made it all the way to the Renaissance Center, got out of the water and posed for pictures with a few people before swimming back and being apprehended by authorities. He added that by the time he heard the helicopters he knew he had done something stupid.

The 47-year-old was charged with being intoxicated in a public place and will probably be fined for swimming in a shipping channel. The Windsor’s harbor master said the fine could go from $5,000 to $25,000. He spent the night in jail and was released on Tuesday.

Authorities told Morillo that swimming in the Detroit River is “extremely dangerous” because of the strong undertow in the shipping channel. He said that both the harbor master and his mother were extremely mad at him.

In the end, he learned his lesson.

“I never should have done it. I’ve been telling people I could swim across the river for 20 years and they all laughed at me, and I finally did it. But I would not suggest anybody do it. There are giant fines for doing it, crossing the shipping lanes. It’s just really stupid and I apologize for all the people that had to go out looking for me,” he said.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Sports; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; beer; canada; detroit; holdmybeer; michigan
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1 posted on 07/24/2013 12:41:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Who’d this guy vote for?


2 posted on 07/24/2013 12:43:05 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (If the government told us to expect rain, I'd schedule an outdoor wedding.)
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To: Springman; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; madison10; ...
LOL That's a good sized river to be swimming across.

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3 posted on 07/24/2013 12:44:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: JoeProBono
" he made it all the way to the Renaissance Center, got out of the water and posed for pictures with a few people before swimming back..."

OK at that I had to give him a lot of credit for having big brass ones

4 posted on 07/24/2013 12:44:28 PM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: JoeProBono

He can always claim that the beer fell in and somebody had to save it :)
5 posted on 07/24/2013 12:44:59 PM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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To: JoeProBono

You must be VERY drunk to actually want to go to Detroit.


6 posted on 07/24/2013 12:45:15 PM PDT by Azeem (There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo.)
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To: JoeProBono

:: began his journey by jumping in the river near ^^Hiram Walker^^ in Windsor, Ontario ::

The headlines write themselves!


7 posted on 07/24/2013 12:45:45 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Tenacious 1

I hope he did it in the daytime.


8 posted on 07/24/2013 12:45:53 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: bcsco; cripplecreek

pingee thingee


9 posted on 07/24/2013 12:46:13 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Canadian man chugs eight beers, swims to Detroit

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Eight beers? Hell, I’d have to be a lot drunker than just eight beers to swim to that (bleep) hole of a city.


10 posted on 07/24/2013 12:46:22 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: JoeProBono

The miracle is that he didn’t get shot.


11 posted on 07/24/2013 12:46:23 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: JoeProBono

Did river groups immediately organize protests against this river abuser and did Obama announce this could have been his river and that 33 years ago that river was him?


12 posted on 07/24/2013 12:46:35 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: JoeProBono
It’s just really stupid and I apologize for all the people that had to go out looking for me,”

Yes, stupid and could have been run over by a boat but good for him for finally doing it.

13 posted on 07/24/2013 12:46:42 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: JoeProBono

He swam to Detroit? Was that so he wouldn’t get mugged or carjacked?


14 posted on 07/24/2013 12:47:00 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: JoeProBono

No fines if his buddy had not called in the authorities. They owe him for the fines.


15 posted on 07/24/2013 12:47:36 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: JoeProBono
The Rio Grand it ain't.

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16 posted on 07/24/2013 12:48:00 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: JoeProBono; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; Byron_the_Aussie; ...
No problem swimming, but the choice of destination indicates a serious lapse in judgement.

To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!

17 posted on 07/24/2013 12:48:09 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter)
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To: JoeProBono; tx_eggman

Hey, hold muh 8-pack and wa....ahh.... ah, nevermind. Hold on a sec....


18 posted on 07/24/2013 12:48:30 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: Gaffer

:: I hope he did it in the daytime. ::

From the article...swim across the Detroit River on Monday night...The U.S. guard found him at around 12:50 a.m. swimming on the Canadian side


19 posted on 07/24/2013 12:49:07 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: cripplecreek
The Rio Grand it ain't.

Sure wish the Rio Grande was that wide and deep. Might keep a few of them out.

20 posted on 07/24/2013 12:51:34 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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