In some gas station bathrooms, a skunk would be considered an air freshener.
In my state we have “Stinker” gas stations...
Wow. Thats just cruel...to the skunk!
just plain creepy
While a youth of 10 I was hunting at night with my grandfather for possums (I don’t know why, but it gave me my nickname) and got sprayed directly by a skunk in a tree. You cannot imagine the power of that smell! The dogs also go sprayed; we didn’t see them for days.
Oh that is funny! Who you gonna believe, a silly C-store manager or a mountain main with a mullet, striped purple jumpsuit, and a heavy-duty twitch?
“I’m not gonna grab no skunk.” A double negative. Guilty as charged.
He was just trying to mask the urinal smell. He also took the big white mint.
Sounds like a job for the Turtle Man as this is his home state. Live action.
I met a gas station owner who had a brilliant idea. He installed high pressure water spray heads along the ceiling of his restroom, angled in such a way as to give it a good drenching, especially the sink, urinal and toilet. He also had an extra wide drain on the floor, with a single lug bolt cover that could be removed with a tire iron.
So when he or his employees wanted to clean the restroom, they just removed the TP and paper towels, opened the drain, then locked the door and turned on a valve with hot, soapy water. Then, after a minute turned it off and let it soak. Then turn a second valve with high pressure cold water. After the rinse, they would open a high vent to dry it out. Then put in the drain cover and put the paper back.
The toilet still had to be scrubbed, and any obstructions to the sink, urinal or toilet removed, but that was it.
Then one day they discovered that a drunk had camped out in there. No problem.
[Thanks to Gefn for the ping!]
The very first thing that went through my mind when I saw him was “Dueling Banjos.”