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Be sure to go to the link and view the video there. This fellow seems to be a cross between Jim Varney and Richard Ramirez.
1 posted on 07/25/2013 5:20:42 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

In some gas station bathrooms, a skunk would be considered an air freshener.


2 posted on 07/25/2013 5:23:18 AM PDT by ScottinVA (If you don't care about Antonio Santiago, sure as hell don't whine about Trayvon Martin.)
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To: Renfield

In my state we have “Stinker” gas stations...


4 posted on 07/25/2013 5:27:41 AM PDT by babygene ( .)
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To: Renfield

Wow. Thats just cruel...to the skunk!


5 posted on 07/25/2013 5:30:00 AM PDT by subterfuge (CBS NBC ABC FOX AP-- all no different than Pravda.)
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To: Renfield

just plain creepy


9 posted on 07/25/2013 5:52:31 AM PDT by timeflies
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To: Renfield
Unless someone saw him put the skunk in there I'd say he's innocent. There should have been residual skunk smell on any of his items and even so, skunks are so ubiquitous in this area that its easy to get skunked. I often thought about putting a skunk in the doggie entry of a person's home that I detested. Leave it up to the skunk whether it gets sprayed or not.
10 posted on 07/25/2013 5:53:17 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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While a youth of 10 I was hunting at night with my grandfather for possums (I don’t know why, but it gave me my nickname) and got sprayed directly by a skunk in a tree. You cannot imagine the power of that smell! The dogs also go sprayed; we didn’t see them for days.


11 posted on 07/25/2013 6:16:55 AM PDT by OldPossum
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To: Renfield

Oh that is funny! Who you gonna believe, a silly C-store manager or a mountain main with a mullet, striped purple jumpsuit, and a heavy-duty twitch?


12 posted on 07/25/2013 6:19:55 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Renfield

“I’m not gonna grab no skunk.” A double negative. Guilty as charged.


14 posted on 07/25/2013 6:27:36 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Renfield

He was just trying to mask the urinal smell. He also took the big white mint.


16 posted on 07/25/2013 6:50:00 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: Renfield

Sounds like a job for the Turtle Man as this is his home state. Live action.


17 posted on 07/25/2013 7:06:19 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Renfield

I met a gas station owner who had a brilliant idea. He installed high pressure water spray heads along the ceiling of his restroom, angled in such a way as to give it a good drenching, especially the sink, urinal and toilet. He also had an extra wide drain on the floor, with a single lug bolt cover that could be removed with a tire iron.

So when he or his employees wanted to clean the restroom, they just removed the TP and paper towels, opened the drain, then locked the door and turned on a valve with hot, soapy water. Then, after a minute turned it off and let it soak. Then turn a second valve with high pressure cold water. After the rinse, they would open a high vent to dry it out. Then put in the drain cover and put the paper back.

The toilet still had to be scrubbed, and any obstructions to the sink, urinal or toilet removed, but that was it.

Then one day they discovered that a drunk had camped out in there. No problem.


18 posted on 07/25/2013 7:34:09 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Be Brave! Fear is just the opposite of Nar!)
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To: Renfield; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...

[Thanks to Gefn for the ping!]



21 posted on 07/25/2013 10:25:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Renfield

The very first thing that went through my mind when I saw him was “Dueling Banjos.”


25 posted on 07/25/2013 2:02:40 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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