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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
MOST HILARIOUS FACIAL RECOGNITION FAILS ^

Posted on 07/26/2013 5:52:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Things that make you go.......................Huh?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hmmm; intelligence; ofst; silliness
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JOKES ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND… How Many Can You Understand?


1 posted on 07/26/2013 5:52:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 07/26/2013 5:55:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (“The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.” ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!


3 posted on 07/26/2013 5:55:05 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo Top Ten!!


4 posted on 07/26/2013 5:57:16 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Wow! Top five?

This is a good one!

5 posted on 07/26/2013 5:57:54 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Palin was right (again)!)
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To: Lucky9teen

6 posted on 07/26/2013 5:57:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: All

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant

A lawyer boarded an airplane in Halifax with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Toronto, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Halifax, please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think.


7 posted on 07/26/2013 6:00:13 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten?


8 posted on 07/26/2013 6:01:18 AM PDT by MortMan (Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
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To: MortMan

Me too


9 posted on 07/26/2013 6:06:14 AM PDT by DooDahhhh
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To: DooDahhhh

10?


10 posted on 07/26/2013 6:07:43 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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TOP TWENTY!!!! A Wonderful weekend to All!
11 posted on 07/26/2013 6:13:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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http://www.cheeseandburger.com/


12 posted on 07/26/2013 6:15:04 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lucky9teen
But whatever you do......don't piss off the cheerleaders.

13 posted on 07/26/2013 6:17:16 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just because you can lead a mixed metaphor to water doesn’t mean you can make it take off like a rocket.


14 posted on 07/26/2013 6:22:26 AM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: Arrowhead1952

15 posted on 07/26/2013 6:24:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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“THE BROTHEL”

The madam opened the brothel door in Salt Lake City and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

“May I help you sir?,” she asked.

The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.”

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,”
said the madam.

He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.”

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

“There are no discounts. The price is still $5000.”

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie
and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.”
“Where are you from?”

The man replied,” Idaho .”

“Really,” she said. “I have family in Idaho.”

“I know.” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her attorney.”
“She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that three (3) things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer!


16 posted on 07/26/2013 6:28:47 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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JOKES ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND… How Many Can You Understand?

I don't know about intelligent but I'm obviously an engineering nerd. I got every one of them.

17 posted on 07/26/2013 6:31:40 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: Standing Wolf

Love Power
http://www.tsrocks.com/m/mel_brooks_texts/love_power.html


18 posted on 07/26/2013 6:33:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Nerd Humor! Thank You Thank You Thank You.

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.

19 posted on 07/26/2013 6:40:17 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: Pan_Yan

The JET Bicycle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w


20 posted on 07/26/2013 6:42:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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