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Carlos Danger Limerick Thread [Post yours. Vanity]
FR ^ | 7/26/2013 | me

Posted on 07/26/2013 10:00:20 AM PDT by matt1234

FReepers, please post your Carlos Danger limericks.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: carlosdanger; humor; poetry; vanity; weiner
There once was a man known as Danger.
His actions got stranger and stranger.
His wife, Abedin.
She stood by her man.
No one but Hillary could pang her.
1 posted on 07/26/2013 10:00:20 AM PDT by matt1234
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To: matt1234

There was a man who was named Carlos Danger
He was found to be sexting with strangers
When New York voters found out
They wanted him to opt out
He replied “I wasn’t born in a manger!!”


2 posted on 07/26/2013 10:10:50 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: matt1234

Anthony was not born in a manger
He should have worn a mask like the ranger
Huma found out
What his photo’s about
Now his Weiner’s in Danger


3 posted on 07/26/2013 10:10:53 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was a Carlos Danger
Who accosted every female stranger
Exposing to her nearly all
Both two, or one his ball
Hoping thus to derange 'er.

4 posted on 07/26/2013 10:12:32 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: matt1234

There once was a RAT named Danger
Who kept sending pics of his wanger
When CNN could no longer cover
His sexual exploits of others
MSNBC offered him a slot for his anger


5 posted on 07/26/2013 10:13:03 AM PDT by corbe (mystified)
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To: matt1234; CAluvdubya

There once was a gal who loved Weiner.
Who hoped for a life that was cleaner.
She asked for advice.
And Hillary’s sufficed.
But her’s was a Peyronie’s leaner.


6 posted on 07/26/2013 10:14:50 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: matt1234

THere once was an ass clown named Weiner

Who had a totally perverted demeanor

But New Yorkers don’t care

They like a deviant for Mayor

after all its just a misdemeanor


7 posted on 07/26/2013 10:15:51 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was a Sydney Leathers
Who dreamt of steamy togethers
She sent out pics of her face
To strangers in cyberspace
And lastly a pic of her nethers

8 posted on 07/26/2013 10:18:10 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: matt1234

Huma Abbidon finds herself vexed
With a husband addicted to sext
She said, “my sweet”
You promised no tweets
But like the Clintons we are now wrecks


9 posted on 07/26/2013 10:19:33 AM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: matt1234

There once as a DemPol named Weiner
Who’s size Huma considers a “tweener”
On cam and on text
He decided to sext

Once this “blows” over . . “who’s next”?*

* Poetic license


10 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:27 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (LEAVE THE ZIMMERMANS ALONE . . . NOT guilty . . .you LOST Now SHUT UP)
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To: matt1234

Carlos, a weiner, sent texts
But Yorkies who saw them got vexed
He lied to his Huma
And all of the Boomahs
His frontal perversion got flexed


11 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:30 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
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To: matt1234

There once was a pol name of Weiner
Whose wife was a a Brotherhood schemer
The pride of his crotch
Made the media all watch and now he could be...

Yer Fricking mayor, Brooklyn! Wake up ya jack wagons!


12 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:47 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: matt1234

On yonder hill Danger with his mighty dagger
did swagger ‘til he stagger
And the lasses they’d yawn
for they knew he was creepy spawn
On his sword he did fall, this it was for a two-bagger


13 posted on 07/26/2013 10:23:12 AM PDT by Dysart (We may either circle the drain or circle the wagons; it's a matter of decrees.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Thats funny!


14 posted on 07/26/2013 10:23:14 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: matt1234

His issue, he claimed, was in back of him
But nobody noticed the lack of him
A puerile transmitter,
Career in the **itter,
He opted to finally pack it in


15 posted on 07/26/2013 10:26:46 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

LMAO!


16 posted on 07/26/2013 10:27:20 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Winner, winner chicken dinner!


17 posted on 07/26/2013 10:29:00 AM PDT by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: matt1234

A ‘rat with venereal fears
Had phone sex in both his girl’s ears;
..Said she, “I don’t mind,
..Except that I find
When my cell phone rings—I can’t hear.

That’s a good thing you did, Anthony.
That’s a real good thing.


18 posted on 07/26/2013 10:30:05 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

;^)


19 posted on 07/26/2013 10:30:15 AM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
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To: matt1234

not very good but

An amorous fellow named Tony
fel in love with his own baloney

his obsessive complusions
and moral malfunctions
put and end to mayoral ambitions


20 posted on 07/26/2013 10:31:59 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: matt1234

There once was a Weiner named Tony
Who thought he was hung like a pony.
When the pictures released, we all laughed at his ‘beast’
Since the nose on his face was more ‘boney’.


21 posted on 07/26/2013 10:33:30 AM PDT by Raebie (WS)
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To: matt1234

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s a text of my penis

(I may have violated the limerick pentameter)


22 posted on 07/26/2013 10:34:12 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: GreenAccord

We need the Diceman to chime in with some of his “pomes.”


23 posted on 07/26/2013 10:35:33 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GreenAccord

ROFL!


24 posted on 07/26/2013 10:35:53 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: matt1234

There once was a Muslim named Abedin
who married Carlos, a Jew, (though she was Bedouin)
he was just the beard
it was Hillary she queered
she munched rug, it was Hil, she was bedin’


25 posted on 07/26/2013 10:36:40 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Slyfox

Bwahahahaha! Excellent!


26 posted on 07/26/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Molon Labe)
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To: matt1234
There was a sicko perv called Wiener.
Whose alias was Carlos Danger.
Disgraced as a pol,
The voters said "no."
Even when he ran for dog catcher

27 posted on 07/26/2013 10:37:27 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: matt1234

How about Haiku???:

Carlos Danger

political bed fellow

Huma looks happy


28 posted on 07/26/2013 10:51:31 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: matt1234

There once was a man from New York
Who’s addiction was cyber pork.
With his raunchy demeanor
He sexted his wiener.
And with that he did uncork.


29 posted on 07/26/2013 10:52:02 AM PDT by maggief
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To: matt1234; xsmommy; Explorer89; TruthShallSetYouFree

Along came a man called Carlos Danger,
sending out pictures of his wanger.
That dang little weiner
was a bit of a preener,
can this story get any stranger?

OK, a bit raunchy, but I am sure Truthy can do better.


30 posted on 07/26/2013 10:54:30 AM PDT by tioga
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To: matt1234
There once was a Muslim Huma
Who never visited Yuma
She married a Jew
Who hadn't a clue
Achieving then her uma

31 posted on 07/26/2013 10:58:46 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: matt1234

He thought that his woes were behind him
When he ‘fessed up to the folks of his wry whim
But ‘twas not his behind that he texted online
But what lay in front that he showed ‘em.

And the view of his pole
Plummeted the poll
So now the post be denied him.

So learn from your error, Señor Danger
And don’t share your parts with a stranger
She could blab about all to your Huma
Which’d put her in quite a bad humah

And you’ll be all alone
With your phone.


32 posted on 07/26/2013 10:59:05 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: dfwgator

Hickory Dickory Dock

Check out this pic of my cock

I want to be Mayor

But don’t have a prayer

cause i’m actually dumb as a rock

channeling the Diceman....


33 posted on 07/26/2013 11:06:25 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: matt1234
There once was a man named Carlos Danger
who dared to text snaps of his member.
Impressive, asked he?
Excessive, said she.
Now the weiner's no longer a contender.

-PJ

34 posted on 07/26/2013 11:10:39 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: matt1234

Wiener texts of wieners
And Huma bats for the other team
Vote democrat.

OK, it’s a haiku, not a limerick. So shoot me.


35 posted on 07/26/2013 11:13:21 AM PDT by henkster (The 0bama regime isn't a train wreck, it's a B 17 raid on the rail yard.)
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To: matt1234

A dangerous Carlos named Weiner
Came clean, now he has to come cleaner
Huma says, “Can’t you see
It’s between him and me”
But it won’t stand up straight; it’s a leaner


36 posted on 07/26/2013 11:17:25 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
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To: matt1234
Not a limerick, but a song parody:

Secret Weiner Man
(to the tune of Secret Agent Man)

There's a perv whose screen name's Carlos Danger.
To everyone he Tweets he stays a stranger.
With every sext he makes, another chance he takes.
Odds are he will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Beware of one-eyed cats that you may find.
A trouser-trout can hide an evil state of mind.
Be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

-- Guitar Solo --

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Speaking on the floor of Congress one day
And lying to the press corps on the next day.
Oh, you let the wrong words slip,
While moving both your lips.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Secret Weiner Man!


37 posted on 07/26/2013 11:19:33 AM PDT by twister881
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To: matt1234

There once was a Huma quite phony
Whose hubby was rigid and bony
She claimed she was shaken
by a photo he’d taken
of himself sporting a fasionable Tony.

Tony Weiner claimed a powerful urge
in licentiousness often to splurge.
But it was his erroneous selection
of his graphic erection
which caused quite a fuss to emerge.

Our Tony was quite on the mend
when he sent to an internet friend,
due to lack of control,
a pic of his pole.
Now we wonder where this will all end.


38 posted on 07/26/2013 11:28:31 AM PDT by William Tell
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To: matt1234

There once was a Carlos named Danger
a serial e-porn exchanger
drove his wife to reliance
on a strap-on appliance
That Hillary ordered from Grainger


39 posted on 07/26/2013 12:41:15 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: matt1234
There once was a Danger Carlos
In New York, not in Angeles Los
Who sent out pics of his dickie
To every Nancy and Nickie
And when discovered he was quite cross

40 posted on 07/26/2013 12:49:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: matt1234
There was a New Yorker named Wiener,
Who sexted a girl 'fore he'd seen her.
When Huma replied,
Carlos damn nearly died,
Now she leads him around by his...handle.
41 posted on 07/26/2013 1:21:46 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be what you might have been.)
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To: matt1234

Carlos Danger is his name,
Feels no guilt, he feels no shame.
His excuses are comic,
His wife is islamic,
So naturally she is to blame!


42 posted on 07/26/2013 1:25:39 PM PDT by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Winner!


43 posted on 07/26/2013 1:50:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (The NRA: Redefining "Too big to fail.")
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To: matt1234

There once(twice) was a pervert named Weiner
Who made us sick from his ill demeanor
To forgive him, Can’t you see
Huma needed “lots” of therapy
And so will all the New Yorkers


44 posted on 07/26/2013 6:02:27 PM PDT by savage woman (if we lose communication - see ya at the local library)
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To: matt1234

The actions of Huma have mirrored.
As her boss’s penchant is queered.
But alas O poor Huma.
Has been dealt a huge bumma.
And now she’s a beard of a beard.


45 posted on 07/26/2013 9:02:32 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was an Abedin Huma
Who left her Saudi room-ah
To spy as she could 
She married a Jew dude
To end up revenged by Montezuma

46 posted on 07/26/2013 9:11:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: DanielRedfoot

My inner Ermy.


47 posted on 07/27/2013 7:19:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: matt1234
Finer/Weiner photo Filner_zpsff04b6e3.png
48 posted on 07/27/2013 2:56:19 PM PDT by rhinoslapper
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