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Carlos Danger Limerick Thread [Post yours. Vanity]
FR ^ | 7/26/2013 | me

Posted on 07/26/2013 10:00:20 AM PDT by matt1234

FReepers, please post your Carlos Danger limericks.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: carlosdanger; humor; poetry; vanity; weiner
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To: matt1234
There was a New Yorker named Wiener,
Who sexted a girl 'fore he'd seen her.
When Huma replied,
Carlos damn nearly died,
Now she leads him around by his...handle.
41 posted on 07/26/2013 1:21:46 PM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be what you might have been.)
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To: matt1234

Carlos Danger is his name,
Feels no guilt, he feels no shame.
His excuses are comic,
His wife is islamic,
So naturally she is to blame!


42 posted on 07/26/2013 1:25:39 PM PDT by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Winner!


43 posted on 07/26/2013 1:50:11 PM PDT by matt1234 (The NRA: Redefining "Too big to fail.")
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To: matt1234

There once(twice) was a pervert named Weiner
Who made us sick from his ill demeanor
To forgive him, Can’t you see
Huma needed “lots” of therapy
And so will all the New Yorkers


44 posted on 07/26/2013 6:02:27 PM PDT by savage woman (if we lose communication - see ya at the local library)
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To: matt1234

The actions of Huma have mirrored.
As her boss’s penchant is queered.
But alas O poor Huma.
Has been dealt a huge bumma.
And now she’s a beard of a beard.


45 posted on 07/26/2013 9:02:32 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was an Abedin Huma
Who left her Saudi room-ah
To spy as she could 
She married a Jew dude
To end up revenged by Montezuma

46 posted on 07/26/2013 9:11:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: DanielRedfoot

My inner Ermy.


47 posted on 07/27/2013 7:19:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: matt1234
Finer/Weiner photo Filner_zpsff04b6e3.png
48 posted on 07/27/2013 2:56:19 PM PDT by rhinoslapper
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Who can ever forget Tony Weiner
And his grey cotton clad little leaner
The years have gone by
But he still drops his fly
And his nose still resembles a peener.


49 posted on 08/13/2016 4:44:22 PM PDT by Yaelle (Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We've been extremely careless with our Republic.)
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To: Yaelle

ROTFL


50 posted on 08/13/2016 4:54:20 PM PDT by TigersEye (~Our government lies and the media helps them.~)
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To: Yaelle

Good one!


51 posted on 08/13/2016 5:06:35 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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