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50 Ways to Beat the Heat
Townhall.com ^ | July 26, 2013 | Paul Greenberg

Posted on 07/26/2013 3:46:12 PM PDT by Kaslin

It's definitely time, past time, to update this annual list of heat-beaters. Feel free to clip and save, mix and match, or add your own.

1. Delete all unwanted emails without opening them. Especially if they're from types who are always a bit hot under the collar anyway. If you must open any, under no circumstances reply. Soon you'll be on their heated level. Last year I heard from a Satanist -- no, actually he said he was a pagan -- and, you guessed it, he was hot as hell.

2. Forget talk radio and 24/7 television news. Switch to the classical musical station. Vivaldi is a comfort, Dvorak about as stirring as you need, Beethoven's symphonies a little too bombastic, and Mozart's perfect -- as always. Listening to the well-named Amadeus is like looking up at the clear night sky out in the country and hearing the music of the spheres. Or get out Miles Davis and John Coltrane's classic, "Kind of Blue." (I hereby nominate Miles Davis -- along with Gershwin, of course -- as the greatest American composer of the 20th Century.)

3. Recall the lightest, most elegant, interesting dessert you ever had. Mine is zabaglione over half a perfect peach. Italians know what they're doing in matters of summer style, and hot summers bring out their genius for creating just the right dish.

4. To borrow a line from the late great Robert Benchley, get out of those sweaty clothes and into a dry martini.

5. Think on the pure, crystalline beauty of the Pythagorean Theorem.

6. Don't try to figure out the infield fly rule one more time; just settle back and watch the game. Linger over the replays in slow motion. Move slowly yourself. No sense hurryin.'

7. Avoid watching sit-coms, playing rock 'n' roll, listening to TV shout shows, worrying about the future or regretting the past. "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." --Satchel Paige. Epictetus the Stoic might have said something like that, but not half so well.

8. Decorate with cool, green, leafy things, but not kudzu. Turn your back on it for a minute and it'll cover your house.

9. Take siestas; arrange to live in the early morning and after twilight.

10. Don't hurry back, or anywhere. "Nothing can be more useful to a man than a determination not to be hurried." --Henry David Thoreau. He may have been a Massachusetts man, but he had to be a Southerner at heart.

11. Park in the shade.

12. Key lime pie.

13. Wear a hat. With a broad brim.

14. Give the kids a nap. Take one yourself. Or watch an old Mister Rogers show with a small child; it'll soothe both of you.

15. Sit on the front porch. In a swing. Under a fan. Especially if it's glassed-in, air-conditioned, in the shade, and surrounded by cool greenery inside and out. If you must go out in the noonday sun -- like mad dogs and Englishmen -- stick a handkerchief in the back of your collar. Wear sunglasses. Breathe deeply.

16. Read last January's weather reports, with special attention to blizzards and ice storms. Contemplate Iceland and wonder if Eyjafjallajokull will erupt again. But under no circumstances attempt to pronounce it. It takes too much effort.

17. Take a thimble-sized cup of hot soup before supper to whet the appetite.

18. Switch from big band to chamber music, red to white wine, gin to tonic, cornbread to beaten biscuits, humor to wit. Sit back, breathe deeply, and erase from your mind all thoughts of Rand Paul, Eliot Spitzer, Obamacare, Eric Holder and anything else Fast and Furious.

19. Go fishing. Early in the day. Without fancy lures, rod 'n' reel, and other impedimenta. Pack a picnic breakfast, choose an unfrequented spot off the beaten path, lie down, breathe deep, close your eyes and clear the mind. ("Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." --Thoreau again.)

20. Have a tall cold one. With a hot dog. At a minor league ballpark. Luxuriate in the nostalgia. See, hear and feel what baseball used to be like. Don't get all involved in who's winning and who's losing. Just root for the team in the field. And never, never refer to it as the Defense. That's heavy, sweaty, bruising football talk.

21. Think tomatoes, the real kind. Like Bradley County pinks. Ripe, sliced thin, maybe on dark bread. With just a hint of a smidgen of a drop of olive oil.

22. Wear white linen and play Great Gatsby to beat the band. Hide your ties till winter.

23. If you get the urge to exercise, lie down at once. If you absolutely must, swim. In cool water. Never run, seldom walk, stroll if you must. Master the saunter. Remember Paige's Law No. 2: "Step lightly; do not jar the inner harmonies."

24. See the movie "Doctor Zhivago." Stay to see snowy scenes twice. This time of year, Siberia in January starts to look like paradise. Watch an old movie, preferably one set in a cold climate.

25. Sweet tea. If you must attend a political rally, make it one sponsored by the (Iced) Tea Party.

26. Contemplate the coming of the next ice age.

27. Read up on the culture of the Esquimaux, Inuit and Aleuts.

28. Plan an expedition to the South Pole. Read a biography of Shackleton and marvel.

29. Stock up on watercress and cucumbers.

30. Carry a bandanna. Maybe two. Mop your brow even when it doesn't need mopping.

31. Walk on the shady side of the street. (Visitors from Up No'th have to be reminded.) Whoever designed those treeless parking lots around shopping malls should have to park in one. Every day. In August. Let the punishment fit the crime.

32. Sigh now and then over the follies of men. Do not judge lest you get all worked up. (Isn't that in Scripture somewhere?)

33. Read "Gorky Park" or some other detective story set in a cold climate. Check out Howard Hawks' arctic and antic sci-fi classic "The Thing From Another World." The scary scenes are particularly funny.

34. Send the kids to visit the grandparents.

35. Grandparents: Send the kids back after 24 hours, then take a week off by yourselves. You deserve it. You've already raised your kids. Alaska would be nice this time of year. If you can't make it up there, Newfoundland is closer.

36. Think what Stockholm must be like. Also Spitsbergen.

37. Go for a walk at dawn, preferably without having to get up at an early hour.

38. Peaches. Especially those from around Clarksville, Ark., where they keep turning out new varieties. Oh, those Ruby Princes! Ambrosia!

39. "Simplify, simplify, simplify." --Henry David Thoreau once again.

40. Don't fret. Why worry about things till you have to? You may never have to.

41. Just one word: Seersucker.

42. Wonder about the Laplanders.

43. Go ahead, try the waterslide.

44. Think on not having to put up the Christmas decorations, cook the turkey or build a roaring fire.

45. Smile in the sure knowledge that the damper on your fireplace is closed.

46. Check out the contents of the fridge at home. At length.

47. Consult the atlas for the location of Novaya Zemlya and the Bering Strait. Read about penguin population patterns. Study up on the Aurora Borealis.

48. Re-read Jack London's "To Build a Fire."

49. Be nice. Act pretty.

50. Take the columnists in the newspaper with an extra grain of salt. Maybe a carload.


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1 posted on 07/26/2013 3:46:12 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
You can also move to San Francisco, the city itself and just south of it...Daly City, Pacifica, Brisband.
It's 61 degrees and foggy. Not too much wind today.
2 posted on 07/26/2013 3:48:22 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Kaslin

When it gets really hot, I just work from home. My thermostat is kept on meat-locker mode.


3 posted on 07/26/2013 3:52:50 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: cloudmountain

i’d just as soon burn to death than live in san fran


4 posted on 07/26/2013 3:53:24 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: cloudmountain

No thank you


5 posted on 07/26/2013 3:56:59 PM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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To: Kaslin

Beat what heat? It’s been 74-81 during the day and 61-69 at night.

In Southern Illinois.

In July.

Absolutely perfect weather. Even the typical 93-97% humidity is very low right now. If this is global warming, give me more.


6 posted on 07/26/2013 3:57:02 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: Kaslin

Go and mow the front acre.

Refresh under icy cold water from frost free in that area.

Settle back on comfy lawn furniture in the shade with a crackling cold IPA in hand.

Admire work. Watch horses graze.

Doze off.


7 posted on 07/26/2013 3:57:46 PM PDT by Noumenon (What would Michael Collins do?)
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To: cloudmountain
You can also move to San Francisco, the city itself and just south of it...Daly City, Pacifica, Brisband. It's 61 degrees and foggy. Not too much wind today.

Contemplate summer in San Francisco, and recall Samuel Clement's other thoughts.

8 posted on 07/26/2013 3:58:14 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: cloudmountain

That would be an awful expensive solution


9 posted on 07/26/2013 3:59:59 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin
Paul Greenberg feels pretty.

As for me? I think I'll have a margarita.


10 posted on 07/26/2013 4:02:39 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Kaslin
Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..

President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

Peter (on phone): Yeah..?

President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?

Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

Peter (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

11 posted on 07/26/2013 4:07:29 PM PDT by Dysart (We may either circle the drain or circle the wagons; it's a matter of decrees.)
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To: umgud

12 posted on 07/26/2013 4:14:15 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: Dysart

That is hilarious!


13 posted on 07/26/2013 4:15:23 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Dysart
Ask President Carter
14 posted on 07/26/2013 4:16:58 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: mylife

I just HAD to watch the video again. Funny as ever.


15 posted on 07/26/2013 4:19:52 PM PDT by Dysart (We may either circle the drain or circle the wagons; it's a matter of decrees.)
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To: Dysart
Do you have any Allman Brothers? ☺
16 posted on 07/26/2013 4:23:37 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: bigheadfred
i’d just as soon burn to death than live in san fran

There are 800,000 folks in San Francisco. I guess the photos you see of the city JUST DON'T oompare to the beauty of, say, Detroit.

The fog, Golden Gate bridge, clean blue skies, thanks to the daily trade winds, Alcatraz, Fisherman's Wharf, Twin Peaks, Lombard Street, cable cars, Chinatown, the 49ers, Giants, Victorian hotels, Golden Gate Park and all the musuems, Japanese Tea Garden, Ferry Building, Grace Cathedral, Palace of Fine Arts, the Presidio (now a museum), Japantown, Nob Hill, Pacific Ocean, hang gliding and doggies at Fort Funston, 4000 restaurants (Yes, 4000 restaurants in the City ONLY. Half close every year because of the competition.)

....No, why would YOU want to live here? You wouldn't fit in with all the beauty, cleanliness, fresh air and "only" 800,000 people. THANKS for not coming. We have enough people. :o):o)

I DO have an ex-friend who HATES San Francisco. She grew up in Anaheim and moved here for school (U.C. Berkeley) and stayed to work. She grew to hate it ... because she was/is such an unhappy woman. She won't blame herself for her failures so she blames "nasty" old San Francisco.

I used to travel with her and fellow travelers would ask: "Where are you from?" When they heard "San Francisco," TO THE ONE, they said, "Oh, San Francisco, a beautiful city." She would WRITHE with discomfort and anger. Hahaha, poor woman. She FINALLY moved to the peninsula and is much happier in the 'burbs...from whence she came and where she apparently feels more comfortable.
I don't have ANYTHING to do with her anymore and my life is substantially nicer.

By the way, where did you learn to write? Not in one of our country's public schools, I hope. Perhaps you missed the days when they taught punctuation. Just curious.

The liberals here don't bother me, a staunch Republican and conservative. We don't talk politics...too busy living in all the beauty...and cold.

Yes, it's summer and I am wearing three layers....inside the house. Outside I have to put on the Bay Area "uniform," that is, a HOODED SWEATSHIRT, WITH ZIPPER AND POCKETS. That is what I wear all year around...with an umbrella and raincoat during the winter, sometimes.

17 posted on 07/26/2013 4:28:24 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain
If it is 61 degrees and foggy in July, I shutter to think what winter is like. 38 degrees, windy and raining?
18 posted on 07/26/2013 4:34:46 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Daffynition

That’s kewl.


19 posted on 07/26/2013 4:34:47 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: cicero2k
See my post to bigheadfred.

Yes, it's cold. My husband and I lived in Saudi Arabia for five years. There were mosquitoes the size of Buicks there (Woody Allen movie).
Besides the mosquitoes there was the HEAT, 105-117 from April to mid-November. There was also 95% humidity.
During the three-month winter there were the "hamzeens," fifty days of winds blowing the fumes of H2S from the refinery chimneys over our little community. The H2S would sicken all of us. Lovely.

When I would come home I would KISS the ground of the good ole USA and ESPECIALLY the ground of cool, breezy San Francisco!!

I have a friend who lives in mid-Texas. She can have her 100 degree+ heat, humidity, occasional wind storms, bugs...and those wunnerful fire ants. One did bite me and the scar lasted a year. Hurt like hell.

Ants here in San Francisco stay underground. Never see'em. Mosquitoes don't come here because they need THREE CONTINUOUS WEEKS of heat to breed. We (Pacifica, Brisbane and Daly City too) just don't have that.

You stay where you are and I will stay where I am. Deal? Deal!! :o):o)

20 posted on 07/26/2013 4:38:50 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: mylife
Melissa
21 posted on 07/26/2013 4:48:23 PM PDT by Dysart (We may either circle the drain or circle the wagons; it's a matter of decrees.)
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To: TexasCajun
See my posts on San Francisco.
As I wrote, YOU stay where YOU are and I will stay where I am.

There really IS more to San Francisco (and life) than politics. I know it might not seem like that to FReepers, but it's true.
I prefer this weather to the Los Angeles smog. I was in San Berdu (San Bernadino County) and was standing on the side of the freeway...HUGE traffic jam starting there and going all the way to greater L.A. and I could NOT see the other side of the freeway for the smog...so thick, it seemed like fog. You only have to smell the smog to know that it's not the clean, freshness of fog.

I have a good friend in mid-Texas. It's a great place but I don't care for the heat and bugs...especially those dang FIRE ANTS. One bit me; it hurt like hell and the scar lasted for a full year. OW!!!

When I was a girl we lived in Chicago for a year. All I can remember is the COLD. Brrrrrrr!!!! No thanks.

One of my oldest friends if from Fargo, North Dakota. She goes on and on and on and on and on about how wonderful Fargo, North Dakota and the MidWest are....but she is here. The winters drove her here. Hahaha. She doesn't drone on and on and on about the Midwest, North Dakota or Fargo anymore. She found a husband and is happy. What weather??? Amazing how good life is when one is happy. :o)

22 posted on 07/26/2013 4:48:55 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Dysart

Excellent selection.


23 posted on 07/26/2013 4:49:20 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Kaslin

Don’t let LeBron go to the basket.


24 posted on 07/26/2013 4:49:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: cloudmountain
especially those dang FIRE ANTS. One bit me; it hurt like hell and the scar lasted for a full year. OW!!!

One bit you? ONE? I did not know that was possible. LOL

25 posted on 07/26/2013 4:51:12 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Kaslin
San Francisco IS very expensive.
I was born here and always had a home here. My father and mother got in because of a CalVet loan...my dad served in the Army in North Africa during WWII.

My husband and I went to live/work in Saudi Arabia for five years. After two years there we bought a nice 3-bedroom house in Forest Knolls (area in the Twin Peaks area of The City) and paid it off in nine years. I knew what I wanted. He loved me enough to get me what I wanted...a home in San Francisco.

I look out my window and see the green trees of Mount Sutro. I go out to Fort Funston every day for a nice 2.2 mile walk, gaze at the Pacific and the hang gliders...and schmooze with all the doggies--it's a popular dog-walking place.

No mosquitoes, no flies, no gnats. No screens on our windows. I used to think that ONLY Phoenix, where my grandparents lived, had screens and that all cities were like San Francisco. Well, I grew up and saw what an anomaly San Francisco and the Bay Area are. The cost? No summers like everywhere else. :o) If I want to bake I can go 30 minutes north, east or south. In the winter, if I want to freeze, I can to 30 minutes north, east or south.

NO SMOG...because those daily winds (around 3:00 P.M.) blow the smog to Oakland and San Jose.

How NICE it is to like where we live, innit?

We stayed the extra three years in Saudi Arabia and traveled to China, India, Kenya, Egypt (twice), all over Europe. It was quite an adventure for us...not a breeze or a problem...an adventure. I wouldn't change ANYTHING we did. It also made me appreciate what a FABULOUS place this country is.....no other place on earth like this.

26 posted on 07/26/2013 5:04:52 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Daffynition; Arrowhead1952

That is my reality. 100s for the next week in Austin, before the ‘feels like’ +~10o add-on.

‘Feels like’ is an evil and unnecessary invention. Like we don’t notice what it feels like and need our misery confirmed.


27 posted on 07/26/2013 5:06:00 PM PDT by txhurl ('The DOG ate my homework. That homework, too. ALL my homework. OK?' - POSHITUS)
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To: mylife
One bit you? ONE? I did not know that was possible. LOL

Yes, only one.
After that bite I wore the insect repellent that I used in the middle east (Saudi Arabia) and never got another bite, creepers or fliers.

We DID have camel spiders over there in Saudi Arabia. One got into my closet, jumped out and bit me on the finger. I had to go to the Clinic because my finger turned PURPLE and the PURPLE was moving up my arm.
I got THREE huge shots of Benydril, fell sound asleep and woke up 100%. That wasn't a bad average for five years there. I WAS extremely careful. I didn't want to go through that again.

The fire ants were chump change compared to the VILE bugs of the middle east. I got an amoebic dysentery there that was so bad that it was sexually transmittable so my HUSBAND had to take the THREE medications along with me.

Whoever heard of a sexually transmittable amoebic dysentery? :0(

28 posted on 07/26/2013 5:14:47 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Ditter
If it is 61 degrees and foggy in July, I shutter to think what winter is like. 38 degrees, windy and raining?

Six months of wet, six months of dry. That is California weather.
Here it gets down to 48 or 49 at night during the winter. The days are 51-53 degrees with rain. Some years there is more rain than others.

The summer is 51-60 degrees, with afternoon "breezes." It is BONE dry during the summer.

Winds (They call them trade winds for some reason.) every afternoon at about 3:00 P.M. The winds stop at sunset.

If you are out at the beach you can see the bank of fog MILES and MILES westward and you know that it will come blowing howling in about 3:00 in the afternoon. It's no surprise. A hooded, zippered, pocketed sweatshirt will do ya.

29 posted on 07/26/2013 5:22:58 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

I wore the insect repellent that I used in the middle east (Saudi Arabia)


Not having anything even resembling the EPA in Saudi, does that mean ‘pure napalm’?


30 posted on 07/26/2013 5:31:30 PM PDT by txhurl ('The DOG ate my homework. That homework, too. ALL my homework. OK?' - POSHITUS)
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To: cloudmountain

Yark!

Camel spiders are nasty!


31 posted on 07/26/2013 5:39:03 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: txhurl
Not having anything even resembling the EPA in Saudi, does that mean 'pure naplam'?

Lol. Close. They have SO much money and NO rules that I could get ANYTHING. I got stuff that was DEFINITELY illegal here. But...it killed those bugs!!
My thinking: it's their country and if they think it's okay to have all those DREADFUL pesticides, then ok.

I can remember our camp being sprayed. A HUGE Mercedes Benz tanker truck pulled up to our softball diamond. We had complained about the mosquitoes, so this tanker truck pulled up. We all thought, "Nah they wouldn't SPRAY us...that would KILL us like it kills the bugs."

Well they did spray and we coughed and coughed and coughed for 15 minutes. Geez!!!!! We should have known better. That is what they DO! Rather than 30 women complaining to the company about the mosquitoes...they sprayed -- us too.

Do you remember the cartoons where the bug is sprayed and it drops STRAIGHT DOWN? It was a cartoon, but that is what the bugs did when sprayed with STRAIGHT DDT--illegal here but used there. Lord, it probably shortened my life by 10 years!!

32 posted on 07/26/2013 5:42:51 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

Lived in SF for 10 years. We were always deeply offended when the sun was visible for more than two days in a row and the temperature got to 80. “@#$&*@, if we’d wanted hot weather, we’d be living in LA.”


33 posted on 07/26/2013 5:48:16 PM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: cloudmountain

I got attacked by at least 40 mosquitos including the black ones with white stripes at a party last weekend: I have a stiff neck, sick, probably have West Nile, malaria and God knows what else including heartworms.


34 posted on 07/26/2013 6:43:14 PM PDT by txhurl ('The DOG ate my homework. That homework, too. ALL my homework. OK?' - POSHITUS)
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To: cloudmountain
I have been to California but only in the summer. Also to Oregon, Washington and British Columbia. Very beautiful all of it but I am a Texan and this is the only place there is for me.

I have traveled the world quite a bit and except for New Zealand I have never seen any place as beautiful as the west coast of the US, but I can promise you, inspite of the weather, I will never come to San Fran again. Because my husband's nut case relatives might catch wind of it and if I NEVER see those insane people again I'll be happy.

35 posted on 07/26/2013 7:08:29 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: cloudmountain

ya like my writing style do ya well i like ittooit so seamingly suits sanctimonious supercilious sanfranciscans


36 posted on 07/26/2013 7:38:39 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: bigheadfred
ya like my writing style do ya well i like ittooit so seamingly suits sanctimonious supercilious sanfranciscans

Hahaha, thanks for the laugh.

37 posted on 07/26/2013 8:02:19 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Ditter
Because my husband's nut case relatives might catch wind of it and if I NEVER see those insane people again I'll be happy.

Your husband's nut case relatives? Oh dear, there is a genetic component there. I hope you don't have children. Some of HIS nut case genes might sneak in there.

San Francisco is a part of the greater bay area with 7 million people. I SERIOUSLY doubt that you would be noticed.
However, you obviously have no liking for the Bay Area. That is good. We need NO MORE folks here. We have enough.

38 posted on 07/26/2013 8:09:00 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Veto!
Lived in SF for 10 years. We were always deeply offended when the sun was visible for more than two days in a row and the temperature got to 80. “@#$&*@, if we’d wanted hot weather, we’d be living in LA.”

Lol. You sure are picky. My husband and I lived in Saudi Arabia for five years....for money. People moan and groan about "hot" weather here. You don't KNOW hot weather. This time of the year, July, it was 117 degrees with 95% humidity in the KSA...Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

However, after two years there we were able to buy a nice 3-bedroom house in a nice part of San Francisco and pay it off in nine years. It was worth it.

Also we traveled when we were over there--India, China, Egypt, Bahrain, Syria, etc. It was the adventure of a lifetime for my husband and me.
We also made friends over there, Americans, and GOOD friends. I'm still friends with one lady...after 35 years.

39 posted on 07/26/2013 8:16:00 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: txhurl
I got attacked by at least 40 mosquitos including the black ones with white stripes at a party last weekend: I have a stiff neck, sick, probably have West Nile, malaria and God knows what else including heartworms.

There are no heartworms in San Francisco, Pacifica and Brisbane. Heartworms need THREE WEEKS of CONTINUOUS heat to breed...and that simply cannot happen in San Francisco, Pacifica and Brisbane. Imagine that. Dogs are safe from heartworms in that one area of the planet. Yay, fog.

40 posted on 07/26/2013 8:19:37 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: mylife
Yark!
Camel spiders are nasty!

They are large too, about the size around of a tea cup. Their long legs make them good jumpers. The one in my closet jumped about seven feet from the floor of the closet to my hand. Yark! is right.

41 posted on 07/26/2013 8:21:57 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

You are most welcome.

I was in upper Egypt during a windstorm and someone asked the Egyptian driver, “Does the wind always blow this way”? And the driver is dead serious when he says, “No, sometimes it blows the other way.”

We all laughed. It hurt his feelings, him not being familiar with American idioms. I still laugh.


42 posted on 07/26/2013 8:26:03 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: bigheadfred
You are most welcome.
I was in upper Egypt during a windstorm and someone asked the Egyptian driver, “Does the wind always blow this way”? And the driver is dead serious when he says, “No, sometimes it blows the other way.”
We all laughed. It hurt his feelings, him not being familiar with American idioms. I still laugh.

I loved Egypt. We went there twice when we lived there (also to Kenya) and once again to Egypt when I came home. The Egyptians are nice...and they LIKED Americans. That was a breath of fresh air for us.

43 posted on 07/26/2013 8:28:29 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

I liked it there. Spent a year total, in the early 80’s. But I came away with a VERY negative impression of islam. THAT HAS GROWN.


44 posted on 07/26/2013 8:32:11 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: cloudmountain

Tarantulas can jump like that and can bite, but they rarely get rowled up.

Except after nuclear experiments in the desert.


45 posted on 07/26/2013 8:39:28 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: mylife
Tarantulas can jump like that and can bite, but they rarely get rowled up.
Except after nuclear experiments in the desert.

I learn something new every day. :o)

46 posted on 07/26/2013 9:20:41 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: bigheadfred
I liked it there. Spent a year total, in the early 80’s. But I came away with a VERY negative impression of islam. THAT HAS GROWN.

I was there five years and worked with 30 Saudis. My boss was a real peach and I grew fond of him. He reminded me of one of my uncles, very kind.

Islam and the middle east was so very foreign to me. I used to sign my letters "from the dark side of the moon." However, I grew up and saw people as people. Their religion isn't for me. I think it's stupid, but I'm not going to denigrade the people who follow it. Not a Christian thing to do.

I actually became a better Christian there. Religion was always kind of important to me. But it became the center of my life...OVER THERE. I have continued the devotion.
Imagine, becoming a better Christian is a Muslim country. And it wasn't just ANY Muslim country, it was the HOME of Islam, though we were in the north, right on the Persian Gulf. THEY called it the Arabian Gulf, of course.
I had a co-worker, an Indian, and a REAL pain in the wazoo. He was giving me static about taking off 15 minutes from work to go across the street to Mass. He was Catholic too.

He was so annoyed with me, even though I made up those 15 minutes during my lunch hour, that he went to my Muslim boss to complain. I will never forget that. I was there when he told my boss.
You know what my Saudi Arab Muslim boss said?
He said, "Harry, God is number one. There is always time for God. Mary (not my real name) can go to pray anytime she wants."
I don't know who was more flabbergasted more, Harry or me.

47 posted on 07/26/2013 9:30:47 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: txhurl
‘Feels like’ is an evil and unnecessary invention....

No kidding. I go walking right at 7 AM, just to beat the heat. I go to the fishing marina around 9 AM, since it is cool in the fishing well. I've been catching a bunch of crappie.

48 posted on 07/27/2013 5:12:18 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: cloudmountain
It ain't about the weather missy.

It's about the godless, perverted, anti-business, rabid liberals that live and run your modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.

I will give you credit, you folks sure know how to throw a party!

49 posted on 07/27/2013 5:32:33 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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To: Kaslin

For the record......

In East Tennessee, the night of July 25 2013 the low was 57° f, a record low for the date.


50 posted on 07/27/2013 5:37:02 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
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