Skip to comments.Model electrocuted after peeing on G train third rail
Posted on 07/28/2013 1:50:44 PM PDT by B4Ranch
A quirky Brooklyn model died early yesterday after he drunkenly stumbled onto a subway tracks electric third rail while urinating in Williamsburg, law-enforcement sources said.
Matthew Zeno, 30, of Bedford-Stuyvesant ...
He was peeing, and he tripped, one source told The Post.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
“Quirky”? Hell,,, More like Twitchy Now.
So he was falling down drunk and hit the third rail. Sounds darwinian.
That’s a model?
Some people can learn by just being told.
Some people can learn by reading a book.
But some people just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Oddly enough, I can’t recall ever reading about someone being electrocuted while using a urinal in a men’s room.
Must be a “hand model.” Sure as sh*t isn’t his face.
Model of what?
I was at the Times Square subway station yesterday. There was a really strange dude who looked something like this dude, dancing/performing on the platform. No one would go near him. I was afraid something like this would happen to him.
He looks like that guy from the movies, the space movies, with the ears, what was he called, Dr...Dr. Spark!
There are Three Paths to Wisdom
1) Through Enlightened Thought, which is most Nobel
2) Through Being Taught, which is most Common
3) Through Experience, which is most Bitter
Not a real intelligent thing to do. I think he should get the Darwin Award. There was an episode on a 1,000 Ways to Die, similar to this, only it was an electrified fence.
What did he model, Spock ears?
He is a model? What does he do, pose as the bad example or maybe the before example?
Death isn’t funny. However, how people die can be hiliarious.
Are you sure he was dancing and performing or just trying to get his mind off the fact that he needed to go number 1?
Don’t whizz on the electric fence.
He modeled socks, on the radio.
Takin the P Train to the promised land!
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