I'm pouring salt along the doorways and windows immediately!
Now every porcupine within ten miles will be gnawing away at your house to get the salt.
You'll be amazed at how much they eat quickly.
posted on 07/30/2013 9:20:34 AM PDT
(Independence, better fuel economy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
Don’t forget the badgers...
posted on 07/30/2013 3:51:43 PM PDT
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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