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Hillary Campaign Slogan Chosen: "Hell to Pay"

Posted on 07/30/2013 5:07:44 PM PDT by Talisker

WASHINGTON, July 30 - Spokesfeminists for Hillary Clinton confirmed today that should her talking, listening, peeking, probing, threatening, paying, triangulating and surveillance tours in the next year poll out to indicate that running for president might be seen as a positive career move in 2016, under certain conditions, to be determined, which might or might not include good miniseries ratings for her highly edited, completely candid, NBC limited, full, autobiography, then, possibly, Hillary's campaign slogan will almost certainly, but not yet actually, be: "Hell to Pay."

And even if it is not chosen as the overt slogan, a spokesfeminist noted that it surely is an abiding meme that almost everyone on the planet should take to heart, at the end of the day, if they want to be on the same page, versus, for example, being torn out of the notebook, crumpled up, and lit on fire.

Picking up on this message, another spokesfeminist remarked that this is why the phrase perfectly captured the nuanced communication of total blazing destruction for the many disappointing, disloyal and saddening former acolytes who betrayed, dumped and rejected the former Arch Goddess Ruler of the Universe (Averted Eyes Class), in favor of Obama. "This is Hillary's way of reaching out in a caring, compassionate way towards those who still want to live," the spokesfeminist said.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hillary2016

1 posted on 07/30/2013 5:07:44 PM PDT by Talisker
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To: Talisker

LOL...spit


2 posted on 07/30/2013 5:10:28 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: Talisker

I think her slogan should be “Remember Behghazi”.


3 posted on 07/30/2013 5:10:52 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The only growth industries left under Progressives are government and poverty.)
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To: Talisker

Thanks for posting.


4 posted on 07/30/2013 5:11:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: Talisker

Hey ho hey hey

How many ambassadors did you kill today.


5 posted on 07/30/2013 5:11:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Talisker
Mrs. Barbara Olson died, too, you know. 9/11/2001.
6 posted on 07/30/2013 5:16:37 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: Talisker

7 posted on 07/30/2013 5:18:58 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: combat_boots

I can’t wait to see the movie and find out how to turn 1,000 into $100,000 buying cattle futures. I also wouldn’t mind finding out what really happened to Vincent Foster.


8 posted on 07/30/2013 5:19:42 PM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Bumper Sticker:

Hillary BENGHAZI Clinton


9 posted on 07/30/2013 5:23:31 PM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: Talisker

10 posted on 07/30/2013 5:24:44 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

The picture appears truncated. No, not on the right, at the bottom.


11 posted on 07/30/2013 5:25:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

What does it matter?


12 posted on 07/30/2013 5:30:19 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (dont worry about Mexico, put the fence around kalifornia.)
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To: Talisker

Surely this is satire....


13 posted on 07/30/2013 5:30:25 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: Talisker

Is that a description of her top campaign contributor?


14 posted on 07/30/2013 5:30:50 PM PDT by Defiant (In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
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To: Talisker

What difference does it make?

15 posted on 07/30/2013 5:34:50 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Talisker
Good stuff!! I'll drink to that!


16 posted on 07/30/2013 5:36:48 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Revolting cat!

To #11. Be thankful that this picture is “truncated” down below.


17 posted on 07/30/2013 5:42:10 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Talisker

More Hillary Clinton campaign slogans:

“The Bitch Is Back”

“Hell On Wheels’

“I’ve got more balls than Bill” (and I’ve got his too)

“Vote for the Benghazi Bitch”

“My PMS was nothing compared to what will happen when I win”

“Vote for the best guy; vote for me”

“Vote for me: At least I keep my pants on”

“Vote for me: I was Miss Surfer Thighs of 1969”

“Vote for me or you’ll be the next bump in the road”

“The Winners: A. Huma Weiner and Hillary”


18 posted on 07/30/2013 5:48:02 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
"My PMS was nothing compared to what will happen when I win”

ok, that one sent Diet Coke all over the keyboard...

19 posted on 07/30/2013 5:51:47 PM PDT by drewh
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To: Talisker
How about "Fall for Hillary!"


20 posted on 07/30/2013 6:05:10 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: Talisker

How ‘bout “The Bitch Is Back” [apologies to Elton John] ...


21 posted on 07/30/2013 6:25:26 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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To: FReepers; Patriots; FRiends

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!

"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."






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22 posted on 07/30/2013 6:26:46 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Talisker

This article is from “who, who, di, who, whoo?”


23 posted on 07/30/2013 6:27:46 PM PDT by RedHeeler
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To: Talisker

24 posted on 07/30/2013 6:53:12 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: Talisker

Just what this country needs.

We could try to recover from the reign of obamalinsky the metrosexual but the reign of hillaralinsky the bull dagger would finish off the Republic for sure.

I would say that its time for revolution but with sheila jackson-lee as head of DHS we’ll all be in creepy ass cracka camps by then.


25 posted on 07/30/2013 8:09:09 PM PDT by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED)
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