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Nick Nolte To Play Hillary Clinton In New Movie
Buzzfeed.com ^ | 7/30/2013

Posted on 07/30/2013 8:27:25 PM PDT by Beave Meister

Dixon Diaz, head writer at the popular Facebook page LIBTARDS, breaks the news that actor Nick Nolte has been tapped to play Hillary Clinton in the upcoming CNN-NBC feature length movie about the presumptive 2016 Democratic presidential candidate. Nolte’s “remarkable resemblance” to the former First Lady was cited by insiders as the reason.

(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016; clintoon; cnn; cnnnbc; democrats; dixondiaz; elections; facebook; hillary; hillary2016; hillaryclinton; humor; liberals; libtards; nbc; nicknolte
George Michael turned the role down as too challenging...
1 posted on 07/30/2013 8:27:26 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

LOL!


2 posted on 07/30/2013 8:28:04 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Beave Meister

Excellent Choice!

And may i suggest Steve Buscemi as Huma?


3 posted on 07/30/2013 8:28:12 PM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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To: Beave Meister

ROFLMAO!


4 posted on 07/30/2013 8:35:26 PM PDT by immadashell
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To: Beave Meister

Uncanny resemblance.

5 posted on 07/30/2013 8:36:40 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Beave Meister

perfect!


6 posted on 07/30/2013 8:37:36 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Beave Meister

That’s the funniest headline I’ve read on this site since...well a while.


7 posted on 07/30/2013 8:37:56 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: Beave Meister

Who plays Bill? Janet Napolitano?


8 posted on 07/30/2013 8:39:25 PM PDT by Patrick1 (“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”)
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To: Patrick1

I heard they are trying to get Sandra Bernhard to play Bill Clinton....but that’s just rumored.


9 posted on 07/30/2013 8:44:12 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Where is that picture of the Secy of State in the far East? Its a match!


10 posted on 07/30/2013 8:44:13 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Beave Meister

Bwahahaha! That’s a good one.

It’s funny, I was just reading today about how Nick Nolte was actually offered the role of Superman in the original Richard Donner film. Now that is a funny mental picture: young, shaggy blonde, moustachioed Nolte in the Supertights, smoking a cigarette while flying around in front of a greenscreen!


11 posted on 07/30/2013 8:44:55 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Beave Meister

Guess that Hulk Hogan was not available.


12 posted on 07/30/2013 8:46:31 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: Beave Meister
Helen Thomas, as Secretary of State

13 posted on 07/30/2013 8:47:43 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Beave Meister

Charlie Sheen To Play Anthony Weiner In New Movie

Michael Moore to play Roseanne Barr in New Movie

Alec Baldwin to play Pope Francis I in New Movie


14 posted on 07/30/2013 8:52:16 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
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To: left that other site

LOL! Can’t stop laughing!


15 posted on 07/30/2013 8:56:08 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (Qui pacem, praeparet bellum.)
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To: Beave Meister

He can’t pull it off. He doesn’t have her cottage cheese thighs dripping with pig fat.


16 posted on 07/30/2013 8:56:22 PM PDT by LouAvul (In a state of disbelief as to how liberals destroyed America in a mere 40 years.)
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To: Beave Meister; fieldmarshaldj

17 posted on 07/30/2013 8:56:38 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Beave Meister



18 posted on 07/30/2013 8:59:37 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: FReepers; Patriots; FRiends

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!

"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."






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19 posted on 07/30/2013 9:00:20 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Uncanny resemblance.

Except for the fact the Hillary favors solids over floral prints.
20 posted on 07/30/2013 9:06:10 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: Beave Meister

I think Nick Nolte’s voice is too deep.

Jeffery Rush might work though


21 posted on 07/30/2013 9:07:18 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: Drango

Funny wrinkles on her breasts .....or tattoos ?


22 posted on 07/30/2013 9:08:43 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Beave Meister

Love it! LOL


23 posted on 07/30/2013 9:09:35 PM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: Beave Meister

They could use Don Imus. He looks like an old lesbian.


24 posted on 07/30/2013 9:11:20 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: Dr. Sivana

25 posted on 07/30/2013 9:13:42 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
I think she's more buzzed up than Nolte, looking at both photos.
26 posted on 07/30/2013 9:21:53 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: The Cajun

Nolte’s at the end of his candle. Hillary’s just getting lit.


27 posted on 07/30/2013 9:23:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: PistolPaknMama
That’s the funniest headline I’ve read on this site since...well a while.

My exact sentiments as well.

28 posted on 07/31/2013 1:48:24 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Joe 6-pack

Nick will need to gain 40 lbs to pull this off.


29 posted on 07/31/2013 2:02:10 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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To: Beave Meister

I claim that I had this idea first, as I posted it on this site, for Nolte to play Hillary wearing blue contact lenses, posted on 3/27/13 at 12:02PM, found it there in my old comments.


30 posted on 07/31/2013 2:22:19 AM PDT by Freedom of Speech Wins
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To: Beave Meister

Kathy Bates with her hair dyed blonde would be my second choice.


31 posted on 07/31/2013 2:24:18 AM PDT by Freedom of Speech Wins
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To: Joe 6-pack

Joe, you have corrected me. It only goes to show that HRC has a broad range of looks, from life size M&M to unwashed bag lady.

Believe it or not, I still find her less vomit-inducing than Rosa DeLauro, the Wicked Witch of the East.


32 posted on 07/31/2013 3:41:24 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: FrdmLvr

The resemblance is amazing, isn’t it? :-)


33 posted on 07/31/2013 4:23:47 AM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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To: Veto!

Too bad Jack Palance is gone, he could have played Huma


34 posted on 07/31/2013 8:12:25 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms." H. Amiel)
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To: SMARTY
LOL

I saw Palance touring in Dark of the Moon when he was a young man and I was just old enough to see over the seat in front of me. Summer theatre. I was open-mouthed fascinated, he was so very different from our tres civilized necktied fathers and brothers. I've never forgotten hearing "John Huuuuuman," called by the girl in the play who loved him.

Nah, he was much too talented to play clumping graceless dykes.

Perhaps one of their own.


35 posted on 07/31/2013 5:51:27 PM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: Beave Meister

The producer’s first choice, George “The Animal” Steele, turned down the role.


36 posted on 07/31/2013 5:56:15 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Joe 6-pack

Bingo!


37 posted on 07/31/2013 7:49:33 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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