I don't know, maybe somebody walked on his lawn.
Posted on 07/31/2013 1:57:00 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
“...Expecting a Baby With Friend’s Wife...”
That’s going to make for a strangely-worded birth announcement.
That’s a kind of friend we could all do without.
RE: What happens, Mr. Cowell, when she leaves *you*?
With the money he has? He’ll just go on to the next babe.
Maybe he needs a bro...or manzier if you prefer.
I always thought he played for the “other team”.
Yes, I believe saline, botox, and collagen are involved.
I like both.
It does look like it. Maybe she attracts the wrong type of man.
Well, it’s her boat now. So, it’s a two-fer.
the cuckold hubby should have invested in some security cameras to catch his skank & Cowell humping on his yaght,but this is normal behaviour for the rich elite
I never knew Simon Cowell was Jewish!! I can see that his “lover/baby mama/friend’s wife is, but this is news to me that Simon is, too.
I must need a tuneup on my jewdar!
Maybe you need to ping the AI thread followers, Jonny! This is huge news about Simon.
Think of all those people who stood before him, sang their hearts out, only to be told that they sounded like two cats tied together being thrown off the Empire State Building. What would they say to Simon now? “I may screech. I may be pitchy. But at least I don’t sleep with my best friend’s WIFE, and get her PREGNANT!”
And the jokes for late night write themselves.
“Simon Cowell proves that he does indeed have the X Factor! Doesn’t Simon know that condoms prevent it getting out?”
Wow, Cher has had some plastic surgery!
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