How Bad Is the Ammo Shortage? This Bad

http://www.powerlineblog.com/ ^ | 08/05/2013 | John Hinderaker

[BO Stinkss]

Ammo is getting scarce! But this morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

“What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”

[SwankyC]

Prolly not all of it, but some of it most certainly is

[Durus]

Sure enough. I learned something new today.

[ChildOfThe60s]

I’d be willing to put out for her if she’d trade me enough ammo.