Skip to comments.Christina Andrews asks for boob job donations Not Homeless Need Boobs
Posted on 08/10/2013 7:09:58 PM PDT by Rebelbase
PENSACOLA, Fl. -
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but a woman begging on the side of the road in Pensacola is not homeless.
She just wants help -- to enlarge a certain part of her body. Christina Andrews took to an intersection with a sign Thursday.
Andrews says she's never done anything like this before. It's a simple sign, with a simple message. "I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not, haha, so I'm just being honest."
Andrews says she wasn't sure what kind of reaction she would get -- or if she'd actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.
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Probably not totally sane. If that is the biggest worry in her life, then she must be a very happy person.
I’ll have to tease my cousin who lives in P-Cola about this.
They showed her on the local news.
From what I saw she was average looking and had average looking breasts, that is just from seeing her fully clothed.
She needs to get boobs the old fashion way...
Find a boy friend with a job or start stripping...
My johnson is already too big...perhaps I can get funds for a reduction surgery?
So she needs a ride to Tallahassee? All the liberal boobs are there, in government.
Tina can help you handle that.
Oops, meant Christina.
So, if I give her what she wants will she give me what I want? Was she standing on a One Way Street? Just asking...
at least she’s honest which is different from these lazy leeches I see in front of our 7-11 stores in the city...
This probably makes me look really old-fashioned, but couldn’t she find a less pitiful way to seek attention?
With all due respect, she doesn’t need to increase her boobs. She needs to decrease her butt.
I think anyone who donates should have a right to:
1. Personally inspect the boobs to ensure the situation is as represented.
2. Likewise, inspect the result
Because she wants them. That is enough. Not having larger breasts limits her success at self actualization (as liberals would say it)
Maybe she needs to get a kettle and ring a bell like the Salvation Army.
She needs to get a life and a job.
It's her beer belly that makes her boobs look smaller.
Guilty and fugly. But I’d hit it. Course, I’m not real picky....
Well said...wouldn’t that be a riot to see someone donate and ask her to sign a printed contract?
The oddest thing about this story is that they put her name in the headline like we were supposed to know who she was.
Someone send her pictures of Obama and Reid.
Florida just keeps adding to its reputation as the state of wackiness.
Exactly. She needs a gym membership, not breast augmentation.
“Do my boobs make my @$$ look fat?”
“No, your fat @$$ makes your @$$ look fat.”
Instead of asking for handouts, she could try “working” for some new boobs.
I know working for stuff you want is a novel idea in the 21st century.
She should just get the EBT and start eating. She’ll get bigger boobs (and everything else).
Speaking of two boobs?
It would be really sad if this were some sort of stunt to get on a reality show.
What... no kickstarter?
Re my free implants
The world is an amazing place.
It did give me a chuckle, on the other hand....It’s a real shame when our women are conditioned to think their boob size is so important that they need to get sliced open and have fake bags put in them (they are real bags but ya know what I mean:)I could see missing an arm or leg or blind or disfigured and affects quality of life but seriously, what a juvenile and superficial society where our young women aspire to be like strippers in order to feel good about themselves.
BOOBS here is obviously an acronym standing for Barack Obama’s Other Basic Services, BOOBS!
I would be willing to buy them for her if she would name them Biden and “Bami”. And if she would go around the country showing her two big boobs!
This is useful for instructing my children. Learn about these people, their behaviors and the idiocies they are capable up to and including voting for democrats.
Then devise and exist strategy for any social encounters.
Best lessons I can teach as a dad.
You are thinking old school. Now, they do it with endoscopic surgery. There's no visible scar, as the incision for the endoscope is in the nipple, the navel, or under the armpit.
There are videos of the procedure on YouTube, although it's not for the faint-hearted. It's not censored, so don't watch it at work.
Will we see the day when they are adjustable, like air shocks LOL.
I’m gonna need to see ‘em myself to see if they need to be bigger!
If so, THEN I’ll give ya’ some money...
Interesting, wasn’t aware of that. Amazing what they can do nowadays. I had read stories of getting them done the old fashioned way a long time ago and the women reported that post-surgery they were laid up to the point you need someone to zip up your pants after going to the bathroom and it was days of feeling like a bowling ball lay atop your chest with every slight movement painful.
What, two aren’t enough?
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