sounds like she has bigger problems than her boobs...
Posted on 08/10/2013 7:09:58 PM PDT by Rebelbase
PENSACOLA, Fl. -
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but a woman begging on the side of the road in Pensacola is not homeless.
She just wants help -- to enlarge a certain part of her body. Christina Andrews took to an intersection with a sign Thursday.
Andrews says she's never done anything like this before. It's a simple sign, with a simple message. "I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not, haha, so I'm just being honest."
Andrews says she wasn't sure what kind of reaction she would get -- or if she'd actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.
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She needs to get a life and a job.
LOL
It's her beer belly that makes her boobs look smaller.
Guilty and fugly. But I’d hit it. Course, I’m not real picky....
sounds like she has bigger problems than her boobs...
Well said...wouldn’t that be a riot to see someone donate and ask her to sign a printed contract?
The oddest thing about this story is that they put her name in the headline like we were supposed to know who she was.
Someone send her pictures of Obama and Reid.
Florida just keeps adding to its reputation as the state of wackiness.
Exactly. She needs a gym membership, not breast augmentation.
“Do my boobs make my @$$ look fat?”
“No, your fat @$$ makes your @$$ look fat.”
Instead of asking for handouts, she could try “working” for some new boobs.
I know working for stuff you want is a novel idea in the 21st century.
She should just get the EBT and start eating. She’ll get bigger boobs (and everything else).
Speaking of two boobs?
It would be really sad if this were some sort of stunt to get on a reality show.
What... no kickstarter?
Re my free implants
The world is an amazing place.
It did give me a chuckle, on the other hand....It’s a real shame when our women are conditioned to think their boob size is so important that they need to get sliced open and have fake bags put in them (they are real bags but ya know what I mean:)I could see missing an arm or leg or blind or disfigured and affects quality of life but seriously, what a juvenile and superficial society where our young women aspire to be like strippers in order to feel good about themselves.
BOOBS here is obviously an acronym standing for Barack Obama’s Other Basic Services, BOOBS!
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