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Caption time - the Golf King and his two balls
vanity

Posted on 08/11/2013 11:51:05 AM PDT by bgill

Have at it.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: caption; golf; obama

1 posted on 08/11/2013 11:51:06 AM PDT by bgill
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To: bgill

Looks like he would have made a great drum major(ette)


2 posted on 08/11/2013 11:52:24 AM PDT by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)
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To: ruesrose

Biden has two but they are small....


3 posted on 08/11/2013 11:53:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: bgill

Yeah, golf balls aren’t the only thing I shoot outta my arse!


4 posted on 08/11/2013 11:53:36 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: bgill

5 posted on 08/11/2013 11:53:41 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: bgill

Ministry of Silly Walks.


6 posted on 08/11/2013 11:53:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: bgill

“Standing like this relieves my stress fistula.”


7 posted on 08/11/2013 11:54:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ruesrose

He really should get that vein in his left calf looked at.Wouldn’t want him to throw a clot.


8 posted on 08/11/2013 11:55:33 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: ruesrose
The Nairobi Flamingo. Quite rare. No specific range of habitat other than secluded golf courses and bath houses.

It's mating rituals involve transvestites from pacific islands.

9 posted on 08/11/2013 11:56:51 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: ruesrose

I was thinking the same thing. That’s a step-off if I ever saw one.


10 posted on 08/11/2013 11:58:18 AM PDT by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: bgill

Reminds me more of the Wiz guy:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQKFoUdk4g


11 posted on 08/11/2013 11:59:42 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: bgill

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We’re marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland’s a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We’re going on tour!

(let’s see march, kick, march, kick...I got it)


12 posted on 08/11/2013 11:59:45 AM PDT by madison10
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To: bgill

Look at me...I’m as helpless/hopeless as a kitten up a tree.


13 posted on 08/11/2013 12:00:06 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: bgill

14 posted on 08/11/2013 12:05:59 PM PDT by Dysart (Control your destiny or someone else will. -- Jack Welch)
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15 posted on 08/11/2013 12:06:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Farmer Dean

Oh no! Wouldn’t want that to happen. That would be absolutely terrible.


16 posted on 08/11/2013 12:09:22 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Farmer Dean
He really should get that vein in his left calf looked at.Wouldn’t want him to throw a clot.

No. We certainly wouldn't want that

would we?

17 posted on 08/11/2013 12:09:40 PM PDT by Rio
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To: bgill

Pathetic, self-absorbed, narcissistic wanker.


18 posted on 08/11/2013 12:10:15 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: ruesrose
Give him a trophy

19 posted on 08/11/2013 12:13:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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The Girly Boy 'leader of the free world', ahem

Please Support Free Republic today.

20 posted on 08/11/2013 12:13:49 PM PDT by RedMDer (http://www.dontfundobamacare.com/)
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To: bgill

“D*mn, ever since Hillary! brought them back from her lockbox the ‘boys won’t stay in place...”


21 posted on 08/11/2013 12:16:53 PM PDT by mikrofon (Eunuch Corn)
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To: bgill

“SWISH”


22 posted on 08/11/2013 12:19:51 PM PDT by t1b8zs
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To: Farmer Dean

Why not?


23 posted on 08/11/2013 12:20:14 PM PDT by t1b8zs
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To: bgill

24 posted on 08/11/2013 12:22:37 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Dysart

What’s the “lump” on his left calf and just below his right knee something looks abnormal?


25 posted on 08/11/2013 12:25:42 PM PDT by WellyP (question!)
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To: bgill

That’s two balls more than Congress....

But I bet the Hildabeast’s balls are bigger.


26 posted on 08/11/2013 12:26:02 PM PDT by rfreedom4u (I have a copy of the Constitution! And I'm not afraid to use it!)
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To: WellyP

You got a distended vein on the L calf and the “abnormal” appearance below the R knee is just distortion effect due to the lighting, I think.


27 posted on 08/11/2013 12:33:34 PM PDT by Dysart (Control your destiny or someone else will. -- Jack Welch)
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To: bgill

:singing:

Seventy-six man-children led the big parade,
with a hundred and ten race pimps right behind,
they were followed by rows and rows of the lowest media ho’s
telling lies, of every shape and kind!

There were twenty-seven idiots and useless fools,
blundering, blundering, all along the way,
Bubble-bottomed moderates and big buffoons,
each buffoon having his big fat say!

There were fifty mounted ganja-smoking libertines,
blundering, blundering, louder than before,
Feminists who bled your eyes, and spin doctors who improvised
to keep The Won from looking like a whore!!


28 posted on 08/11/2013 12:36:11 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I could care less if you have one...)
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To: bgill

Hows cans he bees Blacks if’n he’s gots white balls?


29 posted on 08/11/2013 12:45:43 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: bgill

Hey Putin, I cancelled my meeting because of your body language.


30 posted on 08/11/2013 1:33:54 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: bgill
Barry and Reggie and their shared ball:


31 posted on 08/11/2013 1:42:52 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: Old Sarge

Great work!


32 posted on 08/11/2013 1:45:39 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: bgill

Ugh that it just so gay of him. I’m surprised the mulatto child didn’t bring his playmate Reggie with him.


33 posted on 08/11/2013 2:06:23 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: bgill

Goosestepping on the Greens.


34 posted on 08/11/2013 2:08:11 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: bgill

Putin saw this and LOL’d.


35 posted on 08/11/2013 2:09:09 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: WellyP

something looks abnormal?...Shiite!! Jes’ look under his hat!!


36 posted on 08/11/2013 2:13:43 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: exit82
Putin saw this and LOL’d.

Yup, probably saying "Fruitski".

37 posted on 08/11/2013 2:21:28 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: madison10

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give off a push
You’ll be surprised...you’re doing the French Mistake...Voila!


38 posted on 08/11/2013 2:23:41 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: bgill

that gas was more powerful than I figured. phew.


39 posted on 08/11/2013 3:28:03 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: bgill

Looks staged and phony.


40 posted on 08/11/2013 5:26:55 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: bgill

I can’t stop laughing.


41 posted on 08/11/2013 5:28:23 PM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: bgill

GAY!!!


42 posted on 08/11/2013 8:32:59 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt)
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To: bgill

He swings like an old lady.

shankapotomus President Barack Obama Golfer Golfing Golf Swing Hawaii e-trade baby ShankaPOTUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m3GyDh6M8


43 posted on 08/13/2013 7:42:57 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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