Skip to comments.12 Scientifically Proven Ways To Make Yourself More Attractive To The Opposite Sex
Posted on 08/14/2013 2:04:45 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
cience tells us that life is better if you're beautiful.
You're healthier, more persuasive, and people will just generally think you're smart and trustworthy.
But turns out, you don't have to hit the genetic lottery to become more attractive to the opposite sex.
Thanks to a slew of studies on sex and attraction, we found 12 grooming tips, attitude adjustments, and other fixes for both men and women that are proven to make you more appealing.
Meredith Galante contributed to this story.
A study confirmed that a white and evenly spaced set of teeth make people seem more attractive.
The study, from researchers at the British universities of Leeds and Central Lancashire, found that teeth are "the human equivalent of a peacock’s tail," according to The Daily Mail.
They are a sign of health and good genetics that help select a mate.
Eating more fruits and vegetables is a natural way to make your skin look more attractive, a study from PLoS ONE showed.
Fruits and vegetables are loaded with antioxidants and plant-based pigments, which give skin a healthy hue.
Plus, the results are instant. Participants in the study had rosier cheeks and healthier looking skin with just an increase of one portion of fruit and vegetables a day.
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#13. Find a cologne that smells like money.
OK, the first picture makes this a premium quality thread - the rest of the content is irrelevant. :)
and when the govt swat team guns you donw because they misread the address, or kill you defending your tomato plants they thought were pot, or you tried to save your dog that was contained in your own yard,
if they don’t shoot you in the face,
your corpse will be beautiful enough to have an open casket.
Cheer up, citizen.
Brooding and swaggering men are much more attractive than men who are smiling, according to a study from the University of British Columbia. In fact, the women surveyed said happiness was the least attractive quality in a man.
But the study was based only on "gut reactions on carnal, sexual attraction," one of the study's co-authors told The Daily Mail, not whether the men would make a good boyfriend or husband.
The study could explain why some women are attracted to the "bad boy" persona.
May I state that Todd Palin is one of the luckiest men alive.
Wait - a liberal publication like Business Insider is promoting heterosexuality?!
Sen. Edward Kennedy: "Have you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn't know someone was there?"
I think the answer there is to be a good guy, who happens to be able to “smolder” when looking at your woman.
The “nice teeth” is an undervalued one. Particularly as women age.
I find that the roller-coaster ride starts AFTER I’ve met them...
Be able to give a girl "good wallet".
They’re right about teeth, however.
All you need is a good pick-up line.
One that has always worked for me was:
“Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?”
The sign language version of that is to drive around in a Porsche / Audi / Mercedes / Bentley.
Hey! Easy with the teeth ....
Yep, or a compliment. “You don’t sweat much for a fat girl” always worked for me.
For certain women, yes. And as long as "certain" men are only interested in how a woman looks in a lacy thong, or how often she wants to "assume the position" (whatever that means for you, personally) this will always be the case.
Men are their own worst enemy.
Health, wealth, beauty.
1. Lose 100 lbs.
2. Stop drooling when you first meet.
3. Don't brag about your room in your mother's basement even if you have a computer and are a master level internet game player.
4. Don't ask her to pick you up on your first date, just admit that you don't drive or have a car and will call a taxi.
5. Don't cry on her shoulder about the last relationship you had who happened to be living in Russia.......
6. Don't let her know that you are on anti-depressants.
7. Tell her you love animals but don't let on that you are allergic to cats and dogs and that your raise hampsters........
8. Don't tell her that you recently missed two weeks of work because you were in mourning over your goldfish dying.
9. And if you should be so lucky, when she asks you if you have any condoms, don't tell her you left the ketchup and mustard at home...........
p.s. My wife does have considerably more dough than me.
Are those hamsters that live on Long Island?
Ann ‘ladyboy’ Coulter?
Is your wife a baker?
I appreciate Ann's sharp wit (though her lucidity has been called into question in the past year or so), but appearance-wise, she's not for me. Too many similarities to Tom Petty.
why would they want to see my .357 ?
I've heard she's heartbroken.
Yes, she bakes a lot of dough. And the dough has been rising since we’ve been married. Actually before. But that’s not why I married her.
It sure worked for Aristotle Onassis.
“6. Don’t let her know that you are on anti-depressants.”
There’s yer problem right there!
YEP THE FANTASTIC ANN HAS SINCE INTONED ‘CHRISTY IS DEAD TO ME’ I THINK SHE WAS JUST SO HUNGRY TO SEE WHAT APPEARED TO BE A MAN WITH ‘NADS AS OPPOSED TO ALL OTHER POLS MOSTLY W/O THEM THAT SHE WANTED HIM TO BE A WINNER....SHE’S 99 PERCENT RIGHT SO I OVER LOOK THIS BLIP....SHE’S THE BEST...
You’re one sick love puppy, you know that?
Oh, and your girlfriend’s got an adam’s apple.
Don’t be a wuss.
“Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?”
Ann was once one of my conservative heroines. I even bought two of her books and thoroughly enjoyed them. But the woman has failed too many conservative tests for me, over the last few years. I'm afraid she's lost me for good.
She also needs to eat a few cheeseburgers and get a husband.
For decades now the culture has pushed the “bad boy” that women want to tame.
Also “street” savy people, cynics, postmoderns consider a smiling man to be a simpleton, a mark, a chump, a “punk”.
“Playaz” who “got game” have a coldblooded stare. Iceberg Slim wrote about getting called out in the 1940s and 1950s for smiling in front of his boss pimp.
Should have never cashed it.
Seriously, I spent 23 years with a brooding man. Trust me girls, if he broods through the blissful first few months, he’ll brood till you grow old. Opt for the guy that is happy with himself....and you.
Is your caps lock stuck?
Ugly as sin.
Carry a big wad of hundred dollar bills around and drive a really expensive sports car.