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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 08/16/2013 5:37:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked." - C.S. Lewis

At the Missouri State Fair, a rodeo clown put on a President Obama mask and tried to get a bull to chase him. Yeah. But it backfired because the bull sat down and said, "Let's be fair and see what he does with his second term." ~ Conan

In case you missed it...

The news that the president was mocked by a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask has really set off a firestorm with liberals, so conservatives declared an entire day dedicated to mocking Obama on Twitter.

There are loads of tweets featuring pictures of President Obama in, well, situations that just beg to be mocked again and again because it never gets old.

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These are particularly funny, as this is what set the hashtag trending:

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And almost as funny as the mock Obama tweets, are the tweets from users bashing conservatives for mocking the President of the United States:

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; ofst; rodeoclown; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

In!


2 posted on 08/16/2013 5:40:05 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

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3 posted on 08/16/2013 5:40:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: ClearCase_guy

4 posted on 08/16/2013 5:43:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen

OMG Top 10?!?!?!


5 posted on 08/16/2013 5:46:20 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!!!

Off the Bucket List!


6 posted on 08/16/2013 5:47:09 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10, Koo Koo ka Choo


7 posted on 08/16/2013 5:48:42 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

How do I get a phone boof in front of my house?


8 posted on 08/16/2013 5:49:28 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lucky9teen

9 posted on 08/16/2013 5:51:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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To: dayglored

Things That SCIENCE CAN’T EXPLAIN

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10 posted on 08/16/2013 5:52:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20


11 posted on 08/16/2013 5:53:22 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

12 posted on 08/16/2013 5:53:26 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
D'oh

13 posted on 08/16/2013 5:54:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: Lucky9teen

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”

The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”

The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”


14 posted on 08/16/2013 5:55:36 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Lucky9teen

My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, “What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?”

My husband quickly answered, “Election day.”


15 posted on 08/16/2013 5:59:21 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Geez, all those unknowns.... I’m going back to bed.....


16 posted on 08/16/2013 5:59:46 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: JRios1968
Most HILARIOUS Roommate Notes
17 posted on 08/16/2013 6:00:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: dayglored

18 posted on 08/16/2013 6:01:14 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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To: Lucky9teen
Sh*t just goat serious...


19 posted on 08/16/2013 6:02:15 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Happy Billy Joe Shaver's Birthday or Elvis is Dead and I Don't Feel so Good Myself Day ...


20 posted on 08/16/2013 6:05:27 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. I said to him, “What do you do for a living?”

He said, “I used to be a window washer.”

I asked, “When did you give it up?”

He replied, “Halfway down.”


21 posted on 08/16/2013 6:16:05 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Lucky9teen

When George Burns was 93, he was at a party.

It was after midnight and he had a whiskey in one hand, and a cigar in the other.

“What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?” somebody asked.

“Oh, he died long time ago,” replied George.


22 posted on 08/16/2013 6:22:43 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Lucky9teen

An Army driver was chauffeur to a major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl walk by.

“Turn the car around,” he ordered.

The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he got it restarted, the girl had vanished around the corner.

“Driver,” barked the major, “you’d be useless in an emergency.”

“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver said. “That was my girlfriend.”


23 posted on 08/16/2013 6:25:19 AM PDT by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TOP 1000!


24 posted on 08/16/2013 6:26:00 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Clown Name is Squishy Bozo the Clown
Cute but also creepy!
What's Your Clown Name?
Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

25 posted on 08/16/2013 6:36:44 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

May Day from a blonde

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

“This is Air Traffic Control, and I heard you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get back on the ground.

I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!

Now give me your height and position”

She says, “I’m 5’4” and I support Obama.”

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio....

“Repeat after me: Our Father, Who Art in Heaven...”


26 posted on 08/16/2013 6:36:58 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30!!! YAY!!!


27 posted on 08/16/2013 6:40:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British. He shot them.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I think the “Mock 0 bummer” stuff is funny. You want that half nekid gal off that telephone post, just release a few yellow jackets near her.


28 posted on 08/16/2013 6:41:33 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Clown Name is ChooChoo Cookie the Clown
Cute but also creepy!
What's Your Clown Name?
Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

29 posted on 08/16/2013 6:46:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British. He shot them.)
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To: Lucky9teen

YES!!!


30 posted on 08/16/2013 6:47:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British. He shot them.)
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31 posted on 08/16/2013 6:49:01 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: foundedonpurpose
There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. I said to him,

Similar experience, only I asked the guy what he was in for, and he replied "Castration - how about you?"

When I told him "Vasectomy", he yelled, "Sh*T! THAT's the word...."

32 posted on 08/16/2013 7:02:27 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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To: ClearCase_guy

A Marine was on a train in London and had just come from a tour in Afghanistan. He was very tired and wanted to sit down.

The only seat avaiable was being occupied by a female poodle that belonged to a French woman. He asked her to please hold the dog in her lap so that he could sit down.

She turned her nose up at him and acted as though she hadn’t heard him.

He was so tired that he picked up the dog and threw it out of the window.

The French woman was very indignant and shouted, “Someone must protect my honor!”

There was a moment of silence but then a fine, English gentleman spoke up.

He said, “I say ol’ chap. You Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things! You drive on the wrong side of the road. You hold your forks and knives in the wrong hands. Now look at what you have done! You have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”


33 posted on 08/16/2013 7:21:42 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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To: Lucky9teen

34 posted on 08/16/2013 7:26:41 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ErnBatavia

What planet is she from? We, of Earth, only have one sun.


35 posted on 08/16/2013 7:28:01 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: ClearCase_guy


36 posted on 08/16/2013 7:29:32 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 08/16/2013 7:56:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: exit82

38 posted on 08/16/2013 8:01:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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39 posted on 08/16/2013 8:06:38 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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40 posted on 08/16/2013 8:08:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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41 posted on 08/16/2013 8:09:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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42 posted on 08/16/2013 8:10:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: foundedonpurpose

Man goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I’m worried about my sex life. Can’t seem to make it like I used to.

DOcotr says, “Here’s what I want you to do. Walk ten miles every day and then call me in a week.”

A week later the man calls the doctor. Doctor asks “Did you walk ten miles a day like I told you?”

“Yes.”

“How’s our sex life now?”

“I don’t know. I’m seventy miles from home.”


43 posted on 08/16/2013 8:14:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Sadly, that’s what a lot of self-styled patriot badasses think they will do...


44 posted on 08/16/2013 8:14:41 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Sometimes the clown is a little late. Yee hawww!!

45 posted on 08/16/2013 8:16:54 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Liberty Valance
Actually, today is.....
National Tell a Joke Day

When : Always August 16th

Let's get serious now. We are not kidding. Today is National Tell a Joke Day. We hope your day is filled with chuckles and laughs.

No doubt about it. Today, will be a fun-filled day, with lots of laughter. To fully participate and enjoy this day, just tell some jokes. You can do it in person, or pass along a few humorous emails. That's easy enough to do. The more jokes you tell, the more fun this day will be. We also encourage you to listen to many jokes today. Everybody is getting into the act, and in order to "tell a joke", someone has to be present to "listen to a joke".

46 posted on 08/16/2013 8:17:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: martin_fierro

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47 posted on 08/16/2013 8:24:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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To: foundedonpurpose

W.C. Fields was asked about his drinking habits -

“Why Mr Fields! What would your father say if he knew you drank a 5th of gin a day?!!”

“What would he say about me drinking a 5th a day ? Why he’d call me a sissy!”


48 posted on 08/16/2013 8:24:21 AM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: Old Sarge

They would go out with a “bang”, that’s for sure.

Still, I guess that would be better than getting ground under the treads.


49 posted on 08/16/2013 8:25:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The moon effect is created by the lensing effect of the increased atmosphere that the light bounced off the moon has to travel through in order to be perceived by the viewer.... at least that’s what I had to focus my reflections on for one of my physics tests many moons ago (badabing)...


50 posted on 08/16/2013 8:28:42 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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