Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked." - C.S. Lewis
Posted on 08/16/2013 5:37:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
At the Missouri State Fair, a rodeo clown put on a President Obama mask and tried to get a bull to chase him. Yeah. But it backfired because the bull sat down and said, "Let's be fair and see what he does with his second term." ~ Conan
The news that the president was mocked by a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask has really set off a firestorm with liberals, so conservatives declared an entire day dedicated to mocking Obama on Twitter.
There are loads of tweets featuring pictures of President Obama in, well, situations that just beg to be mocked again and again because it never gets old.
These are particularly funny, as this is what set the hashtag trending:
And almost as funny as the mock Obama tweets, are the tweets from users bashing conservatives for mocking the President of the United States:
There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. I said to him, “What do you do for a living?”
He said, “I used to be a window washer.”
I asked, “When did you give it up?”
He replied, “Halfway down.”
When George Burns was 93, he was at a party.
It was after midnight and he had a whiskey in one hand, and a cigar in the other.
“What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?” somebody asked.
“Oh, he died long time ago,” replied George.
An Army driver was chauffeur to a major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl walk by.
“Turn the car around,” he ordered.
The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he got it restarted, the girl had vanished around the corner.
“Driver,” barked the major, “you’d be useless in an emergency.”
“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver said. “That was my girlfriend.”
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TOP 1000!
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May Day from a blonde
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
“This is Air Traffic Control, and I heard you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get back on the ground.
I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position”
She says, “I’m 5’4” and I support Obama.”
“O.K.” says the voice on the radio....
“Repeat after me: Our Father, Who Art in Heaven...”
TOP 30!!! YAY!!!
I think the “Mock 0 bummer” stuff is funny. You want that half nekid gal off that telephone post, just release a few yellow jackets near her.
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YES!!!
Similar experience, only I asked the guy what he was in for, and he replied "Castration - how about you?"
When I told him "Vasectomy", he yelled, "Sh*T! THAT's the word...."
A Marine was on a train in London and had just come from a tour in Afghanistan. He was very tired and wanted to sit down.
The only seat avaiable was being occupied by a female poodle that belonged to a French woman. He asked her to please hold the dog in her lap so that he could sit down.
She turned her nose up at him and acted as though she hadn’t heard him.
He was so tired that he picked up the dog and threw it out of the window.
The French woman was very indignant and shouted, “Someone must protect my honor!”
There was a moment of silence but then a fine, English gentleman spoke up.
He said, “I say ol’ chap. You Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things! You drive on the wrong side of the road. You hold your forks and knives in the wrong hands. Now look at what you have done! You have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”
What planet is she from? We, of Earth, only have one sun.
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