Skip to comments.22 Things Miley Cyrus Looked Like At The 2013 VMAs (FR got credit)
Posted on 08/27/2013 6:30:14 PM PDT by MorganaEdited on 08/27/2013 6:39:35 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Miley Cyrus was many, many things on Sunday night. Lets take a look.
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Can you please edit that? I did not realize one of them had a vulgar title, just wanted to show us!!
Her handlers consider the performance a grand slam home run. EVERYONE in the country is talking about her. There is much back slapping and high firing going on.
In fact that performance probably added $100 million to the bottom line of Miley Inc.
Dude this was seriously funny!!!
Tough to say. Everyone was talking about Tom Cruise jumping on the couch also, but not sure it helped his career.
The cartoon version of Miley is 100 times more sexy than is the real Miley.
Do you think that was a pre-planned act? I’m not sure about that one.
Obviously a lot of thought went onto the Cyrus act.
You sure post a lot of purient shit.
From what I see around the web, most of the talk from her target demo includes words like ‘Stupid’, dork, ‘embarrassing’ and quit now. Then there are the 4 letter ones...
I believe you dropped this.
lol - nah - didn’t drop anything. Thanks anyway. :-)
>> Here -- r -- I believe you dropped this.
> lol - nah - didnt drop anything. Thanks anyway. :-)
I think "purient" (as opposed to "prurient") indicates that the shit was produced from input consisting of Purina. The animal used for processing the Purina remains unspecified.
AhhhhI see now.
Thanks to both of you - I stand corrected.
The poster posts a lot of prurient shit.
Did she think that thing she did wuth her tongue was sexy or just gross?
A pole dancer has more respect the that twit Miley Cyrus... Hey Billy, how void is your world...
Wait, “the poster posts a lot of purient shirt”? I don’t get it.
She had to have done some of that stuff in rehearsal. Wasn’t anyone paying attention to her “act?”
She looked like a demonic whore on crack to me.
Looked like a Doofus.
You got that right.
You are right. She is not sexy, she cannot sing, and if she isn’t a slut whore she sure does a good imitation of one.
And those ugly faces she made. Ugh!!.
Even he costume was ugly.
And whoever picked that wardrobe needs to be fired and blacklisted from any wardrobe-related jobs in the future. The outfit did horrible things to her backside and had to be terribly uncomfortable. Yuck!
My older kid is the same age as Miley and she was absolutely disgusted by the trashy performance.
She wasn’t even sexy.
It looked very rehearsed and affected.
Nothing sultry, just a cheap, slutty act.
My BIL just told me, “Pat Pong has gone mainstream, in Brooklyn.”
I can't figure out how she'd make it into the top 1000.
I doubt that even Laz would hit it.
My guess? MTV and Cyrus think they hit it out of the ball-park, with all the hubbub it generated, with her slutty-whore dance. Might even have some short-term benefits for them.
Yet, long-term, it’s another matter. I have a notion that the combined effect of the gross vileness and the embarrassingly pathetic and inartful stupidity of the performance will actually make this a watershed moment, in which American pop-culture itself will be seen as having jumped-the-shark.
If I’m wrong, the ante will undoubtedly be raised, and within five years we’ll be talking about the latest MTV awards show with performances including dancers involved in live gay-sex acts on stage.
Your second surmise is the correct one. We are almost there now.
The problem is the one-upsmanship inherent in the entertainment biz. Anything that has been done is old hat, so the next act has to do it one better, more outrageous.
I hate that aspect. It not just encourages trash, it is evil.
I suspect they will soon start an annual “Golden Slut” award.
Gene Simmons was even weirded out.
I read it on the Internet so you know this is true:
During rehearsals, apparently, Miley Cyrus had a much toned down performance. When she hit the real deal performance, that is when the real skankiestness came out.
There is a photo of her with giant pupils. Was she on something to give her a little "courage" to go through something she really did not feel comfortable doing or was she celebrating her performance.
Either way, its damaging and pitiful and gross and...
Can someone explain the tongue?
I know its gonna be hard for you to grasp this, but........she is a slut.
Well, Laz - would you?
I turned off the sound and watched the part where she was wearing the horns. It was vile.
I don't know either.
Maybe she wants to trademark it as her signature "thing" before anybody else picks up on it.
Like Michael Jackson had the first crotch grab on MTV. (I think he was the first - if not, he wasn't far behind.
I understand MC did a little bit of crotch grabbing herself.
I don't want to grasp anything about this repulsive girl but.......... I do think the more appropriate adjective to describe her is slatternly.
I think it’s funny and I’m not sorry! ;^)
I only posted this one because we got named in the credits.
That whole awards show was sorry, but at least someone showed how funny it looked.
However, 99% of the talk I've seen is um "unflattering" at best. This is the kind of thing that in 2 or 3 days everyone will forget because everyone wants to forget it - it is embarrassing for Miley. It should be a career-killer for her choreographer.
In a few weeks if someone says "Miley..." the response will be something along the likes of "Who? ... Oh yeah, that chick that did the stupid and horribly bad act at the VMAs."
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