Skip to comments.Carney Announces Changes To White House Press Protocols
Posted on 08/29/2013 3:00:13 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Jay Carney, the president's paid liar, announced several changes in the protocols of the White House press conferences.
Due to a declining formality on the part of the press corps, new rules for dress are as follows: no pajamas, no chicken suits, no clown suits, dresses for women or others claiming to be women, suits for men or others claiming to be men.
When the president enters the press room, all press corps members will jump to their feet, clench their right fist, and raise their right arm and yell "Obama Akbar, Obama Akbar ...." until the president gives the all clear signal. Upon the presidents departure, the same action will be taken until he disappears behind the curtain.
Because press members have continued to ask unauthorized questions, in spite of being ordered otherwise, questions will be distributed to the press members 10 minutes before the press conference. Members should familiarize themselves with the assigned question, reading it aloud several times to ensure an acquired sense of spontaneity and confidence of delivery if called upon.
Press corps members are reminded of advances that have been made by the NSA and CIA in gathering information and remotely controlling automobiles. We and your families are counting upon your enthusiastic cooperation.
Are obama masks still forbidden under the new dress code?
Why would the press corps need instructions? They are a branch of the WH propaganda machine already.
Caliph Baraq, we in your service kneel in worship....
NSA - The biggest government blackmail organization ever!
I’ll bet that Obama Rodeo clown outfits will be big this coming Halloween.
Jay Carney Mocking, far far far better than SNL ever did...
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I’m not laughing.
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