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Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot
The Smoking Gun ^ | 8/29/2013 | None

Posted on 08/29/2013 5:55:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty

AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.

Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Craig and Bowden, seen in the above mug shots, were each arrested for disorderly conduct. Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view". Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.

The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set. Craig and Bowden are scheduled for a September 19 court appearance


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KEYWORDS: idiots; napl
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You can do it. We can help.
1 posted on 08/29/2013 5:55:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty
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To: KosmicKitty

They do that all the time plus i know of a lady of the evening hangs out there and offers shed service


2 posted on 08/29/2013 5:56:52 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: KosmicKitty

The garden aisle club


3 posted on 08/29/2013 5:59:47 PM PDT by Sybeck1
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To: KosmicKitty

Easy assembly, some tools required.


4 posted on 08/29/2013 6:00:16 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi --)
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To: KosmicKitty
Was Chuck Mangione available for comment?


5 posted on 08/29/2013 6:00:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: KosmicKitty

Now THAT’s service!


6 posted on 08/29/2013 6:01:19 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: KosmicKitty

i thought they were a do it yourself place so what is the problem


7 posted on 08/29/2013 6:01:43 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: KosmicKitty

Shacking Up


8 posted on 08/29/2013 6:02:17 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: cripplecreek

OMG. I had forgotten that episode. It was hysterical!


9 posted on 08/29/2013 6:02:46 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty
She looks a bit, uh, wasted....


10 posted on 08/29/2013 6:02:54 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Uncle Miltie: Obama poisoned race relations for a generation. Everything is racial now.)
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To: KosmicKitty

That rooster needs to find a more private hen house to cockle around in.


11 posted on 08/29/2013 6:03:27 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: KosmicKitty

12 posted on 08/29/2013 6:03:34 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: al baby

Well , there goes my ‘Please restore my faith in humankind, Sweet Jesus!’ plea to the Big Kahuna. coincidentlally, the local day workers population at HD is down slightly, probably in the sheds.. Giving BigBrick an image they ought shed quickly.


13 posted on 08/29/2013 6:04:07 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi --)
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To: KosmicKitty

The Mega-lo-mart dweller.


14 posted on 08/29/2013 6:04:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: KosmicKitty

You mean what they did was wrong? Are you sure, because i thought it was anything goes since Zero took office?


15 posted on 08/29/2013 6:05:42 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: KosmicKitty

What the hell is wrong with people these days.....?

even when I was a horny strapping young guy....that had sex on the mind 24/7..... I would never have sex in public....


16 posted on 08/29/2013 6:05:45 PM PDT by JZoback
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To: Cyber Liberty

Homie Despot..... he knows da white meats tastes better on his fair feathered yardbirds.


17 posted on 08/29/2013 6:06:24 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: JZoback

Well they did close the door to the shed :-)


18 posted on 08/29/2013 6:06:55 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

It all started when she asked about getting a screw.


19 posted on 08/29/2013 6:07:14 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: KosmicKitty

Deys sheds da clothes—aint dat what sheds bees fo?


20 posted on 08/29/2013 6:08:43 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: KosmicKitty

Could you show me where you keep your caulk??


21 posted on 08/29/2013 6:09:41 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: KosmicKitty

proud sponsors of this old whorehouse


22 posted on 08/29/2013 6:10:03 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Hookin’ at Home Depot.


23 posted on 08/29/2013 6:11:22 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: Third Person

Thursdays is Suzie Favor Hamilton day at Home Depot.


24 posted on 08/29/2013 6:14:20 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: al baby

Getting nailed on aisle sex


25 posted on 08/29/2013 6:15:19 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: Delta Dawn

Suzie Hamilton Day... Home Depot going high class!


26 posted on 08/29/2013 6:16:28 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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You know, Home Depot etc pride themselves in having sales clerks with trade experience.....


27 posted on 08/29/2013 6:17:19 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: KosmicKitty

as long as she doesn’t ask for a chain saw...


28 posted on 08/29/2013 6:18:29 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: KosmicKitty

Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view”.

I guess the police opening the shed door caused the public exposure?


29 posted on 08/29/2013 6:19:32 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: KosmicKitty

He misunderstood when she said she could go fo a screw.


30 posted on 08/29/2013 6:21:28 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Third Person

Lowes has Paula Deen Tuesdays.


31 posted on 08/29/2013 6:21:35 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Looks like these folks need a ping.


32 posted on 08/29/2013 6:24:33 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Delta Dawn

Dirty Deen’s Fat Tuesdays at Lowes.


33 posted on 08/29/2013 6:27:13 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: KosmicKitty
You can do it. We can help.

You can do it. We can watch...and listen, eh NSA?

He took her to the wood shed? /sarc

34 posted on 08/29/2013 6:27:27 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: muir_redwoods
> He misunderstood when she said she could go fo a screw.

She said, "I need a threaded fastener."

He said, "I gotta screw."

She said, "That's what I want. I wanna screw."

He said, "Have I got a screw for you."

She said, "Oooo-oooooo..."

No misunderstanding there....

35 posted on 08/29/2013 6:27:35 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: KosmicKitty

Home Depot? Wouldn’t IKEA be more comfy.


36 posted on 08/29/2013 6:27:42 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: llevrok
He thought it was a free Obama phone home.
37 posted on 08/29/2013 6:29:02 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Flick Lives
Wouldn’t IKEA be more comfy.

Yes, but the shed is more like their own little playhouse.

38 posted on 08/29/2013 6:29:28 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Flick Lives

She oughta go lighter on the tweezing. Not much eyebrows left there.

Laz would definitely hit it.


39 posted on 08/29/2013 6:29:46 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (Inbred, pedophile-worshipping, misogynists (mozlums) offend me.)
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To: KosmicKitty
During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

And THAT, ladies & gentlemen, is why THOSE guys make the BIG bucks and get to shoot yer doggies sometimes !

40 posted on 08/29/2013 6:31:42 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: KosmicKitty

“More saving, more doing (it).”


41 posted on 08/29/2013 6:33:02 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: KosmicKitty

Why I never buy floor models.


42 posted on 08/29/2013 6:33:32 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: bicyclerepair

She looks like she’s recently been introduced to meth. Probably screwing for drugs.


43 posted on 08/29/2013 6:33:54 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: Paladin2

Home Depot, it’s where da White Women are at.


44 posted on 08/29/2013 6:36:14 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Liberal Democrats = Communists. RINO Republicans = Communist Sympathizers.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Well it is called Home Depot.

After they post bail they are headed for the Bedroom Store.


45 posted on 08/29/2013 6:36:18 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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The front page of the website is again shorting out.

I guess they do need to have a fund raiser. I have never been on a website that has so many malfunctions.


46 posted on 08/29/2013 6:36:37 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: Uncle Chip

Or Bed, Bath, and Beyond.


47 posted on 08/29/2013 6:37:53 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Kickass Conservative

Was she adequately compensated?


48 posted on 08/29/2013 6:38:33 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: KosmicKitty

If this shed is rocking, don’t bother .....


49 posted on 08/29/2013 6:39:15 PM PDT by llevrok ("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
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To: KosmicKitty

Next time they should take some advice from the Beatles..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQJamWVS-g


50 posted on 08/29/2013 6:39:17 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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