Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

27 ways to celebrate National Bacon Day, aka the best day ever
MSN ^ | 8/30/13

Posted on 08/31/2013 5:22:14 AM PDT by Libloather

What's the best holiday ever? Christmas? Halloween? Yeah, right. Try National Bacon Day! Yes, Saturday is the one day of the year when you get to pig out guilt-free on your favorite grease-smothered meaty delight (as if there's any other way to eat bacon). Check out the gallery above for some inspiration on how to spend this magnificent day. We're planning on cruising around in our bacon-covered car, munching on chocolate bacon gold and visiting this ALL-BACON RESTAURANT. No, seriously. That's what we're doing.

(Excerpt) Read more at now.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bacon; national; pig; pork

1 posted on 08/31/2013 5:22:14 AM PDT by Libloather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Libloather

National Bacon Day is good...but it can’t hold a candle to National Prime Rib With Baked Potato (Loaded With Butter) And Sweet Corn Month.


2 posted on 08/31/2013 5:27:11 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (If Obama Had A City It Would Look Like Detroit)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather
Here we go ... a bacon thread Saturday!


3 posted on 08/31/2013 5:27:40 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

And while you’re at it, how do you celebrate Kevin Bacon Day?


4 posted on 08/31/2013 5:27:56 AM PDT by PapaNew
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

YAYS!!


5 posted on 08/31/2013 5:28:08 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RandallFlagg

How to celebrate? C30 transports loaded with bacon headed for the airspace of muslim countries.


6 posted on 08/31/2013 5:32:04 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: PapaNew

7 posted on 08/31/2013 5:32:35 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: ronnie raygun

8 posted on 08/31/2013 5:33:39 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Libloather
Lets all sing the "Rub Some Bacon On It" song!

The “Rub Some Bacon On It” Song

911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?


What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted


Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah


My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence


I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn


Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I’m attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharted


Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it

9 posted on 08/31/2013 5:33:53 AM PDT by rlmorel (Silence: The New Hate Speech)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Gay State Conservative

I’m holding out for bacon-flavored tooth paste, mouth wash, deodorant, and after-shave lotion. Well... maybe not the after-shave lotion, since Hoppe’s No. 9 does a reliable job of stopping the bleeding and catching the ladies’ attention.


10 posted on 08/31/2013 5:35:16 AM PDT by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ronnie raygun

11 posted on 08/31/2013 5:44:16 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Standing Wolf

12 posted on 08/31/2013 5:44:33 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Bacon and peanut butter, on lightly toasted Kaiser roll for breakfast today! Hmm...protein-packed breakfast of champions.


13 posted on 08/31/2013 5:53:57 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

How about bacon fragrance as a feminine deodorant spray?


14 posted on 08/31/2013 6:13:13 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Must...bump...this...


15 posted on 08/31/2013 6:15:25 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (Producing Talk Show Prep since 1998.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Standing Wolf

A couple of days ago, I was looking around in the Yankee Candle shop. They have a bacon-scented candle. I took the lid off and sniffed it, and that puppy was POWERFUL....it got in my throat and sinuses and made me cough. The store employee, a light-in-the-loafers-type guy, said, “OOOOOH, honey, I could have told you that thing is STRONG!”


16 posted on 08/31/2013 6:33:14 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Bacon Day is every day.


17 posted on 08/31/2013 6:38:20 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Perhaps we could extend the celebration of National Bacon Day to those poor unfortunates in Gitmo and have Miley Cyrus perform.


18 posted on 08/31/2013 7:10:34 AM PDT by The Great RJ
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Ahhh bacon! Muslim Raid. Buy bacon air freshener and take it wherever you go. America should smell like bacon. Walk in a cloud of bacon scent, carry a ziplock bag of bacon grease with you- spread the joy when you see Muslims. Bacon- delicious AND offensive! :P


19 posted on 08/31/2013 7:18:40 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Gay State Conservative

No it can’t topple prime rib and potatoes but bacon fills in the other 11 months.


20 posted on 08/31/2013 7:28:51 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Gay State Conservative
It might be a good idea to celebrate National Bacon Day and National Prime Rib With Baked Potato (Loaded With Butter) And Sweet Corn Month with a cardiology check-up and an EKG.
21 posted on 08/31/2013 8:33:10 AM PDT by Savage Beast (The forces of decadence are the forces of evil.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

My cardiologist would not approve.


22 posted on 08/31/2013 8:40:19 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ClearBlueSky

excellent reply. —don’t furget the babe in the bacon bikini.


23 posted on 08/31/2013 9:39:42 AM PDT by Robert Burkholder
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

The aroma of frying bacon, or frying onions-—— which is best? Maybe a combo of both?


24 posted on 08/31/2013 9:48:14 AM PDT by Exit148
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

25 posted on 08/31/2013 9:51:03 AM PDT by dfwgator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dfwgator

Pig Candy


26 posted on 08/31/2013 9:57:59 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Malone LaVeigh
Lou's Pig Candy


27 posted on 08/31/2013 10:00:36 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: duckman

I’d give it a nibble...


28 posted on 09/01/2013 3:40:37 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson