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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker

21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)

No joke - check it out yourself.

Into the slammer, bacon pushers.


TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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To: justlurking
It's bad form to post an article without a source URL.
It's even worse form to post a URL in a comment without linking it, like this.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

And frankly, your joke is really lame.

Folks, the "joke" is an opium derivative named Thebacon is banned by this law.

Click on the name -- which I've properly linked -- to read what is really is.

Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.


41 posted on 09/06/2013 1:34:19 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker
Talisker, Me thinks you may have had few too many drams of your namesake.

;)

42 posted on 09/06/2013 1:34:55 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
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To: autumnraine

You are a wise mom.


43 posted on 09/06/2013 1:36:07 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: trisham; moose07; All
Oh Boy!!!! A "Bacon Porn" thread!!!!

 photo one20pound20bacon20blt20sandwich.jpg

44 posted on 09/06/2013 1:38:21 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Sacajaweau
I cut a pound into 8 parts and put it in a freezer container.

I just fry the whole pound then put the cooked bacon strips into the freezer in a ziploc bag.

Bacon is always an option in my house.

45 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:18 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: Talisker

Thebacon, or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine.

Thebacon is NOT bacon.


46 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:19 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: moose07; Talisker

The guy's not too bad either.....lol

47 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:22 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: 1rudeboy


48 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:32 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: GeronL
The character is Greek: "theta".

It's pronounced like the 'th' in thorazine.

However, I do not know why it is included in the pronunciation guide for an English word

49 posted on 09/06/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: Talisker

50 posted on 09/06/2013 1:45:32 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Talisker

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

LOL! Thebacon is an opiate, not bacon.


51 posted on 09/06/2013 1:45:34 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: GeronL
θ I think it's pronounced dasho. So it's really dashobacon, which I thought was just shy of being enough for a sammich.
52 posted on 09/06/2013 1:52:37 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
LOL! Thebacon is an opiate, not bacon.

Of course bacon is an opiate! Everyone knows bacon is an opiate! Why do you think you CRAVE it, huh?


53 posted on 09/06/2013 1:53:04 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Do babes come with being a kingpin?

I think so. You should also consider employing a few henchmen. I've never henched before but I bet I could do it.

54 posted on 09/06/2013 1:55:39 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: gov_bean_ counter

LOL! That’s so cute!


55 posted on 09/06/2013 2:05:18 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: musicman

Apple and bacon pie!


56 posted on 09/06/2013 2:08:00 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: mountn man

LOL! Well done!


57 posted on 09/06/2013 2:08:44 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Thanks. When they smell it cooking, their taste buds are expecting the flavir. When i cooked soup or chili I would soak a cracker wirh thw juice.


58 posted on 09/06/2013 2:09:27 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: trisham

59 posted on 09/06/2013 2:10:58 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: musicman

I’m thinking that pie might be gracing our table on this coming Thanksgiving. Yum. :)


60 posted on 09/06/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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