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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker

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1 posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
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To: Talisker

I’ve been a bacon addict my whole life. I don’t think there’s any hope for me.


2 posted on 09/06/2013 1:11:08 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: Talisker

Link? or it didn’t happen...


3 posted on 09/06/2013 1:11:28 PM PDT by CarmichaelPatriot
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To: CarmichaelPatriot

No, that’s sausages...


4 posted on 09/06/2013 1:11:55 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: Talisker
@ last..I knew there was reason for my craving.

5 posted on 09/06/2013 1:12:08 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Talisker

it must be a gateway drug to eggs and toast


6 posted on 09/06/2013 1:12:13 PM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: Talisker

They can have my bacon when they pry it from my greasy dead hands.


7 posted on 09/06/2013 1:12:26 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: Talisker

eh...sounds about right. I’ve been an addict for years. Eggs and toast were the gateway. However, I don’t want an intervention. :P


8 posted on 09/06/2013 1:12:29 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: musicman; onyx; TheOldLady; RedMDer; deoetdoctrinae; Lady Jag; trisham; MEG33; bd476; DJ MacWoW; ...

Cough!!!!


9 posted on 09/06/2013 1:14:21 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Talisker

Oh come on, provide a link, will you please?


10 posted on 09/06/2013 1:15:10 PM PDT by greeneyes (Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
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To: CarmichaelPatriot
Link? or it didn’t happen...

Sheesh, Google too much of a strain?

Here:

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

Let me know if you want me to scroll for ya, too...

11 posted on 09/06/2013 1:15:19 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker

"wat?"

12 posted on 09/06/2013 1:15:58 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: moose07

Nooooooo!


13 posted on 09/06/2013 1:16:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: jyro

GMTA. ha. but you beat me.


14 posted on 09/06/2013 1:17:05 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: Talisker

15 posted on 09/06/2013 1:18:47 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Talisker

(22)Thebacon.

NOOOOOOOOO!
Not The Bacon!


16 posted on 09/06/2013 1:18:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Talisker
I'm ok with being an outlaw. I make my own bacon.

/johnny

17 posted on 09/06/2013 1:19:13 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

A bacon cartel can’t be far behind. Have you ever been a kingpin before?


18 posted on 09/06/2013 1:20:23 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Talisker
There is bacon in my broiler at this very minute.

I have a pig on my back!!!

19 posted on 09/06/2013 1:21:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: moose07

20 posted on 09/06/2013 1:21:29 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Talisker
Thebacon is not the bacon. From wikipedia, "Thebacon (INN;[1] pronounced /ˈθiːbəkɒn/), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid".
21 posted on 09/06/2013 1:21:30 PM PDT by wattsgnu
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To: Talisker
Funny....LOL Thebacon (INN;[1] pronounced /ˈθiːbəkɒn/), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine. It is marketed as its hydrochloride salt under the trade name Acedicon and as the bitartrate as Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include the phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulphate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737. Thebacon it is an opioid agonist narcotic analgesic of the middle range and a strong antitussive, primarily used in Europe, although it is no longer in common use. Currently dihydrocodeine and nicocodeine are used as second-line codeine replacements. It was invented in Germany in 1924 four years after the first synthesis of hydrocodone.[2] The other dihydromorphinone used as an antitussive is hydromorphone (Dilaudid Cough Syrup); the other narcotic antitussives are either more directly related to codeine or not so at all (open chain methadone relatives and thiambutenes).
22 posted on 09/06/2013 1:21:46 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Talisker
It's bad form to post an article without a source URL.

It's even worse form to post a URL in a comment without linking it, like this.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

And frankly, your joke is really lame.

Folks, the "joke" is an opium derivative named Thebacon is banned by this law.

Click on the name -- which I've properly linked -- to read what is really is.

23 posted on 09/06/2013 1:21:47 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Billthedrill
No. Do babes come with being a kingpin?

/johnny

24 posted on 09/06/2013 1:22:10 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: illiac
How do you pronounce... θ
25 posted on 09/06/2013 1:23:11 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Talisker

http://xkcd.com/1054/

Hehe


26 posted on 09/06/2013 1:25:05 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: GeronL

I was wondering the same thing. If it was a pictogram, it looks like a closed mouth, so I would guess you pronounce it as ‘mmmmmmm’ as in Homer Simpson saying ‘mmmmm bacon’


27 posted on 09/06/2013 1:26:26 PM PDT by wattsgnu
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To: Talisker

Uh oh, I have been bringing home Thebacon for some time. Now I find that its Thebaine of my existence.


28 posted on 09/06/2013 1:26:49 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: trisham

Salivate.....First pic! :)


29 posted on 09/06/2013 1:27:22 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Talisker
I can't eat a whole pound. I cut a pound into 8 parts and put it in a freezer container. Shake it as it freezes so it's not stuck together.

Take a hunk out...start it in the micro...than throw it in the pan...and really enjoy the eggs cooked in pure bacon grease.

30 posted on 09/06/2013 1:27:39 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Talisker

First they came for your cigarettes, and you said, “I don’t smoke.”


31 posted on 09/06/2013 1:28:06 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Are Marines required to salute Al Qaeda yet?)
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To: GeronL

Actually pronounced th - beck - con


32 posted on 09/06/2013 1:28:16 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Talisker

Thebacon (INN), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine


33 posted on 09/06/2013 1:28:22 PM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: pepsionice

Even my friend who has been a vegetarian for 20 plus years says bacon is her cryptonite.


34 posted on 09/06/2013 1:29:07 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: trisham
At this point one may want to consider rehab...


35 posted on 09/06/2013 1:30:48 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: ZinGirl

When my kids were babies and couldn’t chew bacon, but smelled it cooking, I had to add a 1/2 tsp of bacon drippings to their eggs and grits so they would eat.


36 posted on 09/06/2013 1:30:50 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Talisker

Mmmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmmm....


37 posted on 09/06/2013 1:32:05 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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To: Talisker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thebacon

Thebacon or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine. It is marketed as its hydrochloride salt under the trade name Acedicon and as the bitartrate as Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include the phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulphate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737.

38 posted on 09/06/2013 1:32:49 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: illiac

oh


39 posted on 09/06/2013 1:33:20 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Talisker


Admitt it, looks so GOOD! :-)

40 posted on 09/06/2013 1:33:22 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: justlurking
It's bad form to post an article without a source URL.
It's even worse form to post a URL in a comment without linking it, like this.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

And frankly, your joke is really lame.

Folks, the "joke" is an opium derivative named Thebacon is banned by this law.

Click on the name -- which I've properly linked -- to read what is really is.

Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.


41 posted on 09/06/2013 1:34:19 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Talisker
Talisker, Me thinks you may have had few too many drams of your namesake.

;)

42 posted on 09/06/2013 1:34:55 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
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To: autumnraine

You are a wise mom.


43 posted on 09/06/2013 1:36:07 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it, and the Constitution and law mean what WE say.)
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To: trisham; moose07; All
Oh Boy!!!! A "Bacon Porn" thread!!!!

 photo one20pound20bacon20blt20sandwich.jpg

44 posted on 09/06/2013 1:38:21 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Sacajaweau
I cut a pound into 8 parts and put it in a freezer container.

I just fry the whole pound then put the cooked bacon strips into the freezer in a ziploc bag.

Bacon is always an option in my house.

45 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:18 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: Talisker

Thebacon, or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine.

Thebacon is NOT bacon.


46 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:19 PM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: moose07; Talisker

The guy's not too bad either.....lol

47 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:22 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: 1rudeboy


48 posted on 09/06/2013 1:40:32 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: GeronL
The character is Greek: "theta".

It's pronounced like the 'th' in thorazine.

However, I do not know why it is included in the pronunciation guide for an English word

49 posted on 09/06/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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50 posted on 09/06/2013 1:45:32 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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