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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker

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To: Talisker

No worries. NSA was all over this like fat on, well... as soon as you typed the word. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are at your door this very moment.

That’s why savvy users talk about b-con.

Looks like some here are already suffering from b-con deficit disorder (BDD).


101 posted on 09/07/2013 9:19:11 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: yorkie

I’d walk a mile for a pork cutlet! lol


102 posted on 09/07/2013 9:22:21 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye

Hey there! No need; check out #99 :-)


103 posted on 09/07/2013 9:29:10 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: Talisker
Dog gone it, this thread has made me hungry for some bacon.......

Bacon and eggs? Or, a bacon cheese burger? Maybe a meatloaf wrapped in bacon?

The choices are unlimited.

5.56mm

104 posted on 09/07/2013 9:36:14 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: cyn
Ohhh, can I get one of those installed in my kitchen? And living
room ... and workshop ... heck, one for every room in the house.

Dashboard of the truck.

105 posted on 09/07/2013 9:45:08 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: Talisker
For Muslim hotties, the ever popular...

BaconcheeseBurka
106 posted on 09/07/2013 9:53:46 AM PDT by kanawa
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To: TigersEye; Rodamala
Ohhh, can I get one of those installed in my kitchen? And living room ... and workshop ... heck, one for every room in the house. Dashboard of the truck.

Yep. I wonder if there are franchise opportunities?



I'm so glad Rodamala showed what those machines really are. I suppose the sound is to cover the popping and sizzling going on inside.

107 posted on 09/07/2013 10:03:07 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: cyn
Oh, and one by the mail box. It's over a hundred feet away from the house you know.

It will also insure good service from the USPS.

Maybe I'll get Saturday deliveries back! ;^)

108 posted on 09/07/2013 10:10:37 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye

Would also keep one’s strength up while doing outdoor work, as well as motivation - great idea!


109 posted on 09/07/2013 10:17:29 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: cyn
Perhaps a backpack version.

Oops! I've come full circle. There's that pig on my back again.

110 posted on 09/07/2013 10:21:31 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye
hahaha, so that's why it's on your back -- efficiency! Plus helps burn off the calories...

so, why do some have monkeys?

111 posted on 09/07/2013 10:24:56 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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so, why do some have monkeys?

For me the choice is easy.

or


112 posted on 09/07/2013 10:42:42 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye
uh oh
113 posted on 09/07/2013 11:01:25 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: cyn

Ow ow ow OWWWWWWWW!


114 posted on 09/07/2013 11:06:04 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye
so monkey on back = not good idea
115 posted on 09/07/2013 11:19:49 AM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: cyn

LOL It will have to fight the pig for the privilege.


116 posted on 09/07/2013 11:24:36 AM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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