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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker

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To: Talisker

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

LOL! Thebacon is an opiate, not bacon.


51 posted on 09/06/2013 1:45:34 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: GeronL
θ I think it's pronounced dasho. So it's really dashobacon, which I thought was just shy of being enough for a sammich.
52 posted on 09/06/2013 1:52:37 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
LOL! Thebacon is an opiate, not bacon.

Of course bacon is an opiate! Everyone knows bacon is an opiate! Why do you think you CRAVE it, huh?


53 posted on 09/06/2013 1:53:04 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Do babes come with being a kingpin?

I think so. You should also consider employing a few henchmen. I've never henched before but I bet I could do it.

54 posted on 09/06/2013 1:55:39 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: gov_bean_ counter

LOL! That’s so cute!


55 posted on 09/06/2013 2:05:18 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: musicman

Apple and bacon pie!


56 posted on 09/06/2013 2:08:00 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: mountn man

LOL! Well done!


57 posted on 09/06/2013 2:08:44 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Thanks. When they smell it cooking, their taste buds are expecting the flavir. When i cooked soup or chili I would soak a cracker wirh thw juice.


58 posted on 09/06/2013 2:09:27 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: trisham

59 posted on 09/06/2013 2:10:58 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: musicman

I’m thinking that pie might be gracing our table on this coming Thanksgiving. Yum. :)


60 posted on 09/06/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Talisker

This stupid gub mint headed by a quota boy can screw with guns, abortion, edumacation, etc, but they will be in a world of trouble when they start messing with our love of BACON.
Hear me ya berry stooped obammy?


61 posted on 09/06/2013 2:26:53 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) ( Hey Rubio, eat pooh pal))
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To: Talisker
Sheesh, Google too much of a strain?

Here:

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

If you wish to encourage others to investigate something which you find interesting, it helps to make access as easy as possible.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/21/13/I/B/812

62 posted on 09/06/2013 2:34:32 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Life is short. It's even shorter if you suggest going out for pizza on your anniversary" Peter Egan)
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To: IYAS9YAS

lol


63 posted on 09/06/2013 2:44:27 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Talisker
Your utter lack of a sense of humor, blowhard arrogance, ridiculous self-importance, complete lack of common sense, and itsy-bitsy tiny little mind, wilted my flowers, you jerk.

Thanks! You made my day!

64 posted on 09/06/2013 2:45:19 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: mountn man
You forgot bacon ice cream:

Yes, this is a Photoshop'ed joke. But, if you search the 'Net, you'll find recipes for it.

65 posted on 09/06/2013 2:50:05 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Talisker

The mussie politico’s must be behind this. I can’t wait to see what will happen if the FDA bans bacon or any pork product.


66 posted on 09/06/2013 3:03:51 PM PDT by SkyDancer (A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
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To: moose07

LOL!


67 posted on 09/06/2013 3:06:31 PM PDT by RedMDer (http://www.dontfundobamacare.com/)
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To: BwanaNdege
If you wish to encourage others to investigate something which you find interesting, it helps to make access as easy as possible.

Helloooooo! WHY would I want to make it easy for people to investigate the Schedule 1 status of bacon?! What part of IT'S ILLEGAL don't you understand?

Jeez! Get real! I'm trying to warn people off of this narcotic, not get them busted! Do you have any idea how addicted these Freepers are to bacon?

If I make it EASY to find, I make it EASY for the government to track them!


68 posted on 09/06/2013 3:16:38 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: moose07

Moosie! You rat fink! You KNOW I’m addicted to the stuff!!! How COULD you??? Especially when we shared beetroot greens and bacon?-—


69 posted on 09/06/2013 3:54:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
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To: WayneS

Looks like I will be switching to Spam, or corned beef hash.


70 posted on 09/06/2013 3:56:03 PM PDT by Rome2000 (THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
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To: trisham

Ohdang. My mouth was totally (almost) under control until I saw this post...I’m a goner.

It’s also why Muzzies will never take over America...we LOVE BACON!!!

They can’t touch bacon eaters!!! Cook with it every day!


71 posted on 09/06/2013 4:01:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
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To: moose07
Certain things, bacon, are not meant to be joked about!
72 posted on 09/06/2013 4:03:05 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: Monkey Face
LOL But...But...it wasn't me...honest!
73 posted on 09/06/2013 4:27:02 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: The Cajun
Certain things, bacon, are not meant to be joked about!

Couldn't agree more.
The subject must be treated with due reverence.
Bacon just .... is!

LOL

74 posted on 09/06/2013 4:31:45 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: Monkey Face

Is there anything better than the aroma of bacon and coffee in the morning? I think not. :)


75 posted on 09/06/2013 4:35:22 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

NosireeBUB!!!

You nailed it!


76 posted on 09/06/2013 4:35:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (PoliticallyCorrect:A term used for whiney,over-sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated.)
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To: Monkey Face

:)


77 posted on 09/06/2013 4:42:06 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham
Is there anything better than the aroma of bacon and coffee in the morning? I think not. :)

Yes...

The aroma of bacon, coffee and baking bread.
(With wood burning in the fireplace)

78 posted on 09/06/2013 5:05:50 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

Yum. The aroma of chicken soup in a pan on the stovetop.


79 posted on 09/06/2013 5:15:31 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham
Homemade soup and homemade bread...ahhh...the simple things.
and oh so good.
80 posted on 09/06/2013 5:35:03 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

The simple things are the best. :)


81 posted on 09/06/2013 5:37:00 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Gird your Pork Loins...


82 posted on 09/06/2013 5:37:40 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Liberal Democrats = Communists. RINO Republicans = Communist Sympathizers.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Careful. While explosions are generally not a hazard in bacon labs, there’s always the danger of a grease fire.


83 posted on 09/06/2013 5:42:43 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Talisker

 

I'm not sure the Baine would like finding out the Bacon was synthesized from him...

84 posted on 09/06/2013 5:46:30 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: GeronL
How do you pronounce... θ

I believe that's the Greek letter, 'theta' (thae-ta).

I have no idea what phonetic sound it stands for.

85 posted on 09/06/2013 8:18:24 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Talisker

Thanks for the fun thread!


86 posted on 09/06/2013 8:24:11 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: TigersEye

"I have a pig on my back!!"

87 posted on 09/06/2013 8:24:29 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: mountn man

Mmmm,,Mmmm good


88 posted on 09/06/2013 8:25:38 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: potlatch

Lol..I love this thread...and BACON.!


89 posted on 09/06/2013 8:26:45 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: Talisker
You're just plain mean, aren't you. [giggles]

From Wikipedia:

Thebacon (INN;[1] pronounced /ˈθbəkɒn/), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine. It is marketed as its hydrochloride salt under the trade name Acedicon and as the bitartrate as Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include the phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulphate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737.
90 posted on 09/06/2013 8:26:58 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: MEG33
I have read that Paula Deen deep fries her bacon......
91 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:10 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: wattsgnu
Thebacon is not the bacon

"Is, is not is," said Bill Clinton.

92 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: yorkie

That’s really bringing home the Bacon!


93 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:43 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: yorkie

She does..I don’t recall if she batters it or just flours it.


94 posted on 09/06/2013 8:31:36 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: Talisker
IF BACON IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

95 posted on 09/06/2013 8:38:13 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: MEG33
"I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time." Alexandra Guarnaschelli
96 posted on 09/06/2013 8:56:53 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: moose07

Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!


97 posted on 09/06/2013 9:49:13 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: moose07

Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!


98 posted on 09/06/2013 9:49:13 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Talisker
Chuck Schumer has recenctly introduced legislation to outlaw
these drug vending machines found at nearly every truck stop
in the nation...


99 posted on 09/07/2013 4:50:29 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Billthedrill

Henchmen vs minions...


100 posted on 09/07/2013 5:02:18 AM PDT by metesky (Brethren, leave us go amongst them! - Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, The Searchers)
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