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Cooking with balls: Serbian chefs honor animal testicles
New York Daily News ^ | 9/9/2013

Posted on 09/09/2013 6:24:32 PM PDT by Decombobulator

Edited on 09/09/2013 6:25:32 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A delicacy for medieval monarchs, a plate for the poorest and a treat for Tito, animal testicles, with a pinch of humour, are back on the menu, at least at one Serbian food festival.

A visitor needs no road signs to reach the tiny central village of Lunjevica, population 500. They can follow the smoke and smells from the barbecues and kettles at the 10th unofficial testicle-cooking "world championship".


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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; rockymountainoysters; testicles

1 posted on 09/09/2013 6:24:32 PM PDT by Decombobulator
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To: Decombobulator

Rocky Mountain Oysters!


2 posted on 09/09/2013 6:26:07 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: martin_fierro

ping


3 posted on 09/09/2013 6:26:07 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Testicle Festival at Lake of the Ozarks...


4 posted on 09/09/2013 6:27:37 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

>> Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Another euphemism is “calf fries” (if from beef).

I have had “lamb fries” before... they were excellent!


5 posted on 09/09/2013 6:28:01 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Decombobulator

6 posted on 09/09/2013 6:28:02 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Obama: The first "White Black" President.)
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To: Decombobulator

7 posted on 09/09/2013 6:29:15 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Decombobulator

I grew up in Spain. In the summer time there would be lots of local bull fights... I loved them. But my granddad had the custom of going to the auction that followed the bullfight and it seems that he always came home with some bull testicles. I hated them! They were chewy, tasteless and everything a young child dislikes. My mom would then ask me if I knew how much granddaddy had paid for the testicles... like I cared!


8 posted on 09/09/2013 6:29:23 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Decombobulator

Guy walks into a restaurant - sign says we will make any sandwich you order or give you $100.

Guy snickers and asks for a elephant ball sandwich.
Waiter says coming right up sir.
Waiter comes back a few minutes later and hands him $100.

Guy smirks and says - run out of elephant balls?

Waiter says, No, ran out of the BIG buns.


9 posted on 09/09/2013 6:30:04 PM PDT by DManA
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To: Decombobulator

10 posted on 09/09/2013 6:30:13 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Nervous Tick

Just don’t eat the French-fries.


11 posted on 09/09/2013 6:30:14 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
"BOLLOCKS!"


12 posted on 09/09/2013 6:31:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I love Rocky Mountain oysters......but my favorite is Turkey fries. Some serious yum and crunch there.


13 posted on 09/09/2013 6:32:22 PM PDT by Rushmore Rocks
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To: Libloather

HA!!


14 posted on 09/09/2013 6:33:07 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
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To: Former Fetus

What if the matador loses?


15 posted on 09/09/2013 6:33:56 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Decombobulator

Ok, I just read this thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3064705/posts and this was the next thread I saw. Lots of testiculating going on or maybe it’s testiculation.


16 posted on 09/09/2013 6:34:00 PM PDT by MissMagnolia (You see, truth always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition. I pick truth. (John Ransom))
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To: Decombobulator

Should draw every light in the loafers colon packer from Minsk to Constantinople..


17 posted on 09/09/2013 6:37:27 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: Decombobulator

I have a queasy feeling....


18 posted on 09/09/2013 6:37:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
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To: mkmensinger

Never had matador testicles, LOL!


19 posted on 09/09/2013 6:38:52 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Decombobulator

Thatz just nutz ....


20 posted on 09/09/2013 6:42:15 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Decombobulator

Nebraska bars feature ‘Turkey Fries’ and other similar delacacies...beef fries are delicious if properly prepared...but once your party guests comment on how delicious the ‘cutlets’ are, it is best not to tell them what they really just enjoyed... :)


21 posted on 09/09/2013 6:52:33 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders)
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To: Former Fetus
Never had matador testicles, LOL!

The [abbreviated] joke goes "Guy orders bull testicles, and likes them. Goes back the next day, and they're quite small compared to last evening's. Asks the waiter, 'What's up with that?' The waiter responds 'The bull, senor, he does not lose every time.'"

22 posted on 09/09/2013 7:27:40 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Decombobulator

I don’t think that I’ve ever been that hungry!!


23 posted on 09/09/2013 7:33:34 PM PDT by terycarl
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To: Decombobulator

Or maybe they have Boehner’s balls?


24 posted on 09/09/2013 7:51:52 PM PDT by Thorliveshere (I wish I lived in Texas.)
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To: Decombobulator; All

25 posted on 09/09/2013 7:54:02 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does - by their fruits)
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To: Calvin Locke

LOL!


26 posted on 09/09/2013 7:55:47 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Decombobulator

Where’s PETA on this?


27 posted on 09/09/2013 7:56:11 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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28 posted on 09/09/2013 7:57:44 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: maine-iac7

Groan


29 posted on 09/09/2013 9:00:36 PM PDT by Decombobulator
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