Skip to comments.Cooking with balls: Serbian chefs honor animal testicles
Posted on 09/09/2013 6:24:32 PM PDT by DecombobulatorEdited on 09/09/2013 6:25:32 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
A delicacy for medieval monarchs, a plate for the poorest and a treat for Tito, animal testicles, with a pinch of humour, are back on the menu, at least at one Serbian food festival.
A visitor needs no road signs to reach the tiny central village of Lunjevica, population 500. They can follow the smoke and smells from the barbecues and kettles at the 10th unofficial testicle-cooking "world championship".
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Rocky Mountain Oysters!
Testicle Festival at Lake of the Ozarks...
>> Rocky Mountain Oysters!
Another euphemism is “calf fries” (if from beef).
I have had “lamb fries” before... they were excellent!
I grew up in Spain. In the summer time there would be lots of local bull fights... I loved them. But my granddad had the custom of going to the auction that followed the bullfight and it seems that he always came home with some bull testicles. I hated them! They were chewy, tasteless and everything a young child dislikes. My mom would then ask me if I knew how much granddaddy had paid for the testicles... like I cared!
Guy walks into a restaurant - sign says we will make any sandwich you order or give you $100.
Guy snickers and asks for a elephant ball sandwich.
Waiter says coming right up sir.
Waiter comes back a few minutes later and hands him $100.
Guy smirks and says - run out of elephant balls?
Waiter says, No, ran out of the BIG buns.
Just don’t eat the French-fries.
I love Rocky Mountain oysters......but my favorite is Turkey fries. Some serious yum and crunch there.
What if the matador loses?
Ok, I just read this thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/3064705/posts and this was the next thread I saw. Lots of testiculating going on or maybe it’s testiculation.
Should draw every light in the loafers colon packer from Minsk to Constantinople..
I have a queasy feeling....
Never had matador testicles, LOL!
Thatz just nutz ....
Nebraska bars feature ‘Turkey Fries’ and other similar delacacies...beef fries are delicious if properly prepared...but once your party guests comment on how delicious the ‘cutlets’ are, it is best not to tell them what they really just enjoyed... :)
The [abbreviated] joke goes "Guy orders bull testicles, and likes them. Goes back the next day, and they're quite small compared to last evening's. Asks the waiter, 'What's up with that?' The waiter responds 'The bull, senor, he does not lose every time.'"
I don’t think that I’ve ever been that hungry!!
Or maybe they have Boehner’s balls?
Where’s PETA on this?
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