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Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out
dailycaller.com ^ | 9-9-2013 | Sarah Hofmann

Posted on 09/09/2013 6:47:38 PM PDT by servo1969

A wild boar in Australia caused a ruckus in a campsite when the swine stole and drank 18 beers from a camper.

The pig then got the drunk munchies and rooted around various campsites for food, the Metro reports.

The pig apparently then decided to pick a fight with a nearby cow, however the fight didn’t turn out the way he probably imagined it would.

A camper said, “There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.”

Authorities searched for the boar only to find him passed out under a tree, no doubt sleeping it off.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; beer; cow; pig
What the hell is Rosie O'Donnell doing in Australia?
1 posted on 09/09/2013 6:47:38 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

I hate it when this happens. But as long as you don’t wake up next to the cow . . . .


2 posted on 09/09/2013 6:49:37 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

LoL

or the pig!


3 posted on 09/09/2013 6:50:47 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

4 posted on 09/09/2013 6:52:45 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Don't blame me for McCain.)
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To: servo1969

sounds like just another saturday night at my house


5 posted on 09/09/2013 6:54:35 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: servo1969

Don’t be hard on the Boar, he thought the cow was a big sow.


6 posted on 09/09/2013 6:56:27 PM PDT by jazusamo ([Obama] A Truly Great Phony -- Thomas Sowell http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3058949/posts)
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To: servo1969

Sounds like the pig could be the next mayor of Lajitas, Tx.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2227


7 posted on 09/09/2013 6:57:37 PM PDT by paint_your_wagon
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To: 1rudeboy

My mustang mare gets pretty combative after a few wine coolers.I have to cut her off at 4 or she wants to go over to the neighbor’s farm and beat up his bull.


8 posted on 09/09/2013 7:00:14 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: servo1969
"I've never gone to bed with a pig. But I have woken up with a few" <rimshot>
9 posted on 09/09/2013 7:01:00 PM PDT by Spruce
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To: Farmer Dean

They still make wine coolers?


10 posted on 09/09/2013 7:01:05 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: servo1969

You don’t see that every day


11 posted on 09/09/2013 7:01:06 PM PDT by onona (The Earth is the insane asylum for the universe)
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To: 1rudeboy

Ya...this happened to me in High School.....


12 posted on 09/09/2013 7:01:16 PM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: Farmer Dean

Mares are the worst. Give me some stallions to handle after a few beers, we’ll all be fine.


13 posted on 09/09/2013 7:03:08 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: bigheadfred

You bet,she also likes the fruit flavored drinks with vodka.


14 posted on 09/09/2013 7:03:36 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: 1rudeboy

One of those animals must be racist


15 posted on 09/09/2013 7:04:30 PM PDT by 12chachacha (Sucker??)
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To: 1rudeboy

I call it “having a bad mare day.”


16 posted on 09/09/2013 7:06:08 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Jeff Chandler

LOL!!


17 posted on 09/09/2013 7:06:28 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: servo1969

Are we talking about Aunt Esther and Hillary? Of course Aunt Esther being the pig and Hillary the cow!! Bawhahaha!!!!!


18 posted on 09/09/2013 7:07:28 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: Farmer Dean

That’s a funny way of putting it . . . I’ll remember it the next time one’s trying to stomp my head.


19 posted on 09/09/2013 7:08:44 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: servo1969

So it’s true:

Pigs really are like humans.


20 posted on 09/09/2013 7:11:37 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: servo1969

And this, in a nutshell, explains Obama’s State Department.


21 posted on 09/09/2013 7:11:56 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: bigheadfred

“They still make wine coolers?”

Yeppers! Bartles and James Brown wine coolers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dvHdQPLVw


22 posted on 09/09/2013 7:24:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: bigheadfred

>> sounds like just another saturday night at my house

You the cow, or the pig?


23 posted on 09/09/2013 7:24:35 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Nervous Tick

You asking me for a date?


24 posted on 09/09/2013 7:26:05 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: bigheadfred

In your dreams! (And MY nightmares!)


25 posted on 09/09/2013 7:27:53 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: servo1969

I wanted to put a big boar and a sow in our garden one fall to eat up all the leftover veggies and vines and plants. They had to cross 50 yards of open ground to get there. I gave them each a loaf of bread soaked with three beers. They wolfed it down and in a little while they were very docile and we were able to walk them right over to the garden. The sow went to sleep but the boar stayed awake and complained loudly for hours.


26 posted on 09/09/2013 7:29:45 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: eartrumpet
The sow went to sleep but the boar stayed awake and complained loudly for hours.

...because the sow fell asleep.

27 posted on 09/09/2013 7:35:44 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: servo1969

Why is this newsworthy ,happens to me every weekend?


28 posted on 09/09/2013 7:36:50 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: eartrumpet

That’s odd, when I was a boy we used to pick wild blackberries and can them. Once we had a group of half gallon Mason jars that didn’t seal properly and air got into the berries causing them to spoil and ferment. When my mother realized what had happened she told my older brother and me to take the spoiled berries and feed them to the sow that we had in a pen about three hundred yards from the house. We filled a five gallon bucket and went to the hogpen. We poured all that blackberry wine into a trough and when the sow ate a bellyful she did not lie down to sleep, she started grunting and squealing and trying to break out of the fence. I think she would have chased us if she had succeeded in breaking out. She only lay down to sleep after becoming exhausted trying to break down the fence.


29 posted on 09/09/2013 7:40:12 PM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: 1rudeboy; Tax-chick
Seaman Hornsby?
30 posted on 09/09/2013 7:48:15 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: RipSawyer

Yep, I’ve met happy drunks and mean drunks and you can’t predict it ahead of time.


31 posted on 09/09/2013 8:01:11 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: servo1969

Opening 18 beer bottles or cans using only teeth, hooves, and tusks would put anyone in a bad mood.


32 posted on 09/09/2013 8:02:49 PM PDT by TChad
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To: TChad
Opening 18 beer bottles or cans using only teeth, hooves, and tusks would put anyone in a bad mood.

When I was a kid, we had a dachund/basset mix that would steal beer. He'd bite the can, puncturing it with his canines. The beer would start running out of the holes, and he'd push it across the shop floor with his nose, licking up the trial of beer as he went.

33 posted on 09/09/2013 8:06:17 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: servo1969

Hahahah....bfl


34 posted on 09/09/2013 8:14:25 PM PDT by citizen (There is always free government cheese in the mouse trap.....https://twitter.com/kracker0)
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To: servo1969

Pigs can’t hold their liquor. That’s why Islamofascists despise them so.


35 posted on 09/09/2013 8:40:35 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: TBP

Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out

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Sounds like the usual Saturday night in some of the upstate bars.


36 posted on 09/09/2013 8:48:01 PM PDT by Chickensoup (...We didn't love freedom enough... Solzhenitsyn.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

That is hilarious. With six arms tied behind its back!


37 posted on 09/09/2013 8:55:59 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: servo1969

Sounds like a mean drunk.


38 posted on 09/09/2013 8:57:56 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: tacticalogic

Did you teach him to do that?


39 posted on 09/09/2013 11:41:58 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Ezekiel

LOL! A favorite movie here.


40 posted on 09/10/2013 2:43:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Has anyone seen my marbles?)
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To: servo1969

I wouldn’t want to be around when that hog wakes up hungover from this drunk.


41 posted on 09/10/2013 4:21:15 AM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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To: servo1969; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
A wild boar fighting a cow?

Well at least Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donut can still find work.

42 posted on 09/10/2013 5:28:25 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: servo1969
Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out

In other words, "Saturday Night At The Country/Western Bar"

43 posted on 09/10/2013 5:54:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: eartrumpet

If the truth be told I have been both in the past and everything in between although I was never a REALLY mean drunk, I was more apt to go sad than mean and no you can’t predict it. I keep liquor in the cabinet now but what used to be a week’s supply is now about a three year supply. I like a small glass of wine now and then but it has been a long time since I have had the desire to become intoxicated and I am certainly grateful to be rid of that desire.


44 posted on 09/10/2013 8:46:32 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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