Skip to comments.Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out
Posted on 09/09/2013 6:47:38 PM PDT by servo1969
A wild boar in Australia caused a ruckus in a campsite when the swine stole and drank 18 beers from a camper.
The pig then got the drunk munchies and rooted around various campsites for food, the Metro reports.
The pig apparently then decided to pick a fight with a nearby cow, however the fight didnt turn out the way he probably imagined it would.
A camper said, There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.
Authorities searched for the boar only to find him passed out under a tree, no doubt sleeping it off.
I hate it when this happens. But as long as you don’t wake up next to the cow . . . .
or the pig!
sounds like just another saturday night at my house
Don’t be hard on the Boar, he thought the cow was a big sow.
Sounds like the pig could be the next mayor of Lajitas, Tx.
My mustang mare gets pretty combative after a few wine coolers.I have to cut her off at 4 or she wants to go over to the neighbor’s farm and beat up his bull.
They still make wine coolers?
You don’t see that every day
Ya...this happened to me in High School.....
Mares are the worst. Give me some stallions to handle after a few beers, we’ll all be fine.
You bet,she also likes the fruit flavored drinks with vodka.
One of those animals must be racist
I call it “having a bad mare day.”
Are we talking about Aunt Esther and Hillary? Of course Aunt Esther being the pig and Hillary the cow!! Bawhahaha!!!!!
That’s a funny way of putting it . . . I’ll remember it the next time one’s trying to stomp my head.
So it’s true:
Pigs really are like humans.
And this, in a nutshell, explains Obama’s State Department.
“They still make wine coolers?”
Yeppers! Bartles and James Brown wine coolers.
>> sounds like just another saturday night at my house
You the cow, or the pig?
You asking me for a date?
In your dreams! (And MY nightmares!)
I wanted to put a big boar and a sow in our garden one fall to eat up all the leftover veggies and vines and plants. They had to cross 50 yards of open ground to get there. I gave them each a loaf of bread soaked with three beers. They wolfed it down and in a little while they were very docile and we were able to walk them right over to the garden. The sow went to sleep but the boar stayed awake and complained loudly for hours.
...because the sow fell asleep.
Why is this newsworthy ,happens to me every weekend?
That’s odd, when I was a boy we used to pick wild blackberries and can them. Once we had a group of half gallon Mason jars that didn’t seal properly and air got into the berries causing them to spoil and ferment. When my mother realized what had happened she told my older brother and me to take the spoiled berries and feed them to the sow that we had in a pen about three hundred yards from the house. We filled a five gallon bucket and went to the hogpen. We poured all that blackberry wine into a trough and when the sow ate a bellyful she did not lie down to sleep, she started grunting and squealing and trying to break out of the fence. I think she would have chased us if she had succeeded in breaking out. She only lay down to sleep after becoming exhausted trying to break down the fence.
Yep, I’ve met happy drunks and mean drunks and you can’t predict it ahead of time.
Opening 18 beer bottles or cans using only teeth, hooves, and tusks would put anyone in a bad mood.
When I was a kid, we had a dachund/basset mix that would steal beer. He'd bite the can, puncturing it with his canines. The beer would start running out of the holes, and he'd push it across the shop floor with his nose, licking up the trial of beer as he went.
Pigs can’t hold their liquor. That’s why Islamofascists despise them so.
Pig drinks 18 beers, attempts to fight cow before passing out
Sounds like the usual Saturday night in some of the upstate bars.
That is hilarious. With six arms tied behind its back!
Sounds like a mean drunk.
Did you teach him to do that?
LOL! A favorite movie here.
I wouldn’t want to be around when that hog wakes up hungover from this drunk.
Well at least Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donut can still find work.
In other words, "Saturday Night At The Country/Western Bar"
If the truth be told I have been both in the past and everything in between although I was never a REALLY mean drunk, I was more apt to go sad than mean and no you can’t predict it. I keep liquor in the cabinet now but what used to be a week’s supply is now about a three year supply. I like a small glass of wine now and then but it has been a long time since I have had the desire to become intoxicated and I am certainly grateful to be rid of that desire.
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