Skip to comments.What the president has to say tonight…
Posted on 09/10/2013 9:38:56 AM PDT by pansgold
Here is what the president NObomba has to say tonight to get the public onboard to support his bombing a sovereign nation while no state of war exists.
I am resigning as of 12:01 Eastern time tonight
obama will say:
bla bla bla bla I I I I I bla bla bla me me me........
“Let me be clear...”
He will claim a huge victory for world peace............and claim credit for coming up with the idea.................
Simply shuffle those words randomly, and you have his non-teleprompter speech.
“Make no mistake . . .
More like Ahhh..ta...ahhh-ummm-ahhh.
“I shall NOT rest until...”
You’ve got it.
I’m busy-tonight is my sock sorting night.
Maybe he’ll do the Hillary “What Difference Does it Make!”
Or find a smaller target he can go attack. “Monaco misled us with faulty intelligence. We have begun to attack them as I speak.”
Play the drinking game as to how often he references himself and you’ll be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning in about ten minutes.
I’d rather watch the Rangers get shutout.....AGAIN!
“Putin took my grenade away.”
Well, he is a Nobel Peace Prize winner.
F this big eared fag. I’m watching US vs mexico world cup qualifying.
“Make no mistake [I am lying, don’t catch me], I discussed this with President Putin [last year for twenty seconds] and am well in charge of the situation [where is Valerie she promised she’d stay here the whole time]. We as a nation must ensure peace in Syria [save my image so when I leave here I can give expensive speeches and never have to get a real job ever ever again] so no one there will worry about a loved one [Reggie].”
He’s not going to say jack. He’s only going to make a bigger fool of himself on foreign policy than he already has, if that’s possible. Look’s like he went to the Jimmy Carter school of Mid East policy and flunked out.
“Tonight I will address the Crisis in the Golf.”
the only way he could look more ridiculous is if they actually all get up there and show the reach-around circle jerk of foreign policy they’re doing to each other.
He’s going to say, “My plan worked. Even the Russians see how smart it was. I’m the greatest chess player of all time.”
"We will not rest until . . .
"Congress must act . . .
When it comes to successful past events or what 'The One' happens to be thinking right now, then he uses first person singular.
"I got bin Laden . . . I saved General Motors . . . I ended global warming . . . "
“Whats my tee time?”
“Well, he is a Nobel Peace Prize winner.”
Maybe he and Al Gore can sing a duet. I think Mr. Global Warming himself is singing the upset blues of “PLOP_PLOP_FIZZ_FIZZ” after the NASA satellite photos shower a 922,000 square mile increase in the Northern ice cap in the last year. Gore’s a boob.
To ensure Syria and Russia comply with their promises, I will request the Congress support my request for military action if they do not.
Now there's an Obama speech I would watch.
"I have been clear and consistent on this point."
Effective at Noon Tomorrow I resign the Presidency
“I have to make you people understand. The Muslim Brotherhood is in TROUBLE in Syria! We have invested so much in Arab Spring, with resounding successes in North Africa and in Egypt. A victory in Syria is needed to cement the region and stabilize it for the further expansion of the Muslim Brotherhood.
“The Russian proposal does not guarantee a shift of power in Syria toward the Brotherhood. That is why we MUST intervene militarily to assure success for the Brotherhood.
“I know many of you remember that October in 2007 when I said that the President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation. But that was back in 2007 when the Muslim Brotherhood was expanding and doing well! The situation now is such that all or most of our hard work in Arab Spring is threatened and the Brotherhood is in danger of losing. This is why we must act, and act soon, with decisive strength against the forces of Assad or any other factor that threatens the Muslim Brotherhood’s plans. Thank you and good night.”
No fair! You must have already seen an advance copy of his speech.
don’t care...will never watch.
"Does the Putin thingy mean I can get back to playing golf?"
He Kept Our Boys From Dying In Syria
Hmmm, look at Jax for an hour.
Look at Jug Ears for an hour.
Not really a contest.
Wouldn’t it be something if the Russians announced, just as Obama begins his address to the nation, that the deal with Syria is off? Obama’s staff would be going crazy trying to reprogram the teleprompter in the middle of his speech.
Sad day when I like the Russian President better than our own.
Congress, Bush, Congress, Bush, Congress, Bush.....
Bush failed foreign policy.
This man has less credibility than the recently SoCal car salesman, and icon, deceased Cal Worthington and his pet tiger named Spot.
I have two recorded PBS shows about Stonehenge, six Death in Paradise shows, twenty-two Foyle’s War shows, and how many kitchen sabotage shows, all for the pickings, wheneve this Muslim faggot that somebody elected gets up to speak.
In all my years of life, I have never entertainedt the idea of reincarnation, and the plausible connection with a certain Virginian madman would ever occur, until this piece of flesh was elected.
I do hoppe that I am misinformed, for the madman’s sake.
Joe Biden can't wait!
I have a reality show to watch tonight. This sure as hell won’t be one.
By the time his speech writers are finished Barry will be the greatest war-time president in American history.
I’d rather watch a curling tournament than watch this liar. Lucky for me, I have to work this PM until 1030.